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The Driver
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Forty something, divorced, servant to a furry dickhead, looks out of the window a lot 😎
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It’s NOVEMBER NOW! Come on, surely I’m allowed

(And no, “no you’re not, and don’t call me Shirley” comments please!)

#christmasiscoming #christmascards #bsnm
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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AND I KNOW GOTH CHRISTMAS AND BURN DOWN PARLIAMENT DAY FIRST… I also have cards for the former - cos obvs.

Fuck everything

Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

#bsnm
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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I AM GOING TO PROMOTE THIS SWEARY FUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD (with no apology) WOT I DREW BECAUSE I AM USING ALL THESE WORDS AND MORE ABOUT MY CURRENT SUB-PAR LIFE

Fowl-mouthed? Moi?

Pls share/buy my things
#bsnm #birds #christmascard #artforsale

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/6575...
October 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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SEPTEMBER COMMISSIONS OPEN!☕️🍂
COMMISSIONS SHEET!

• more samples on kofi
• message if you have any questions!
• kofi link below! ↓

reposts appreciated!🤍
September 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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my hobbies include
July 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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It seems like a lot of people are missing the point

| #feminism | #sfwillustration |
June 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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✨ Hear ya Hear ya ✨

Here's an art give away to celebrate 1k on Bsky !
To enter you need to like, share and comment this post 💬

Details will be discussed in private with the winner (OCs, limits, pet names, etc) 🩷

You have until the 12th of June, 11pm CET to enter !

Good luck ✨
June 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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In case you’ve ever wondered
June 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Omg
June 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Father’s Day is on the way
So celebrate your dad
Or stepdad, funcle, grandpapa
Whatever you have had
Here’s a few of my wee cards
To celebrate your pater
They are all blank, for your own words. That’s it. So see you later

Buy here
Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

#fathersday #cards #artsky #bsnm #ukgiftam
June 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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🍃🌷ART GIVEAWAY🌷🍃

5 winners will receive a fully customizable smitten doodle!

rules: like & share this post to enter!

— giveaway ends on june 10th!

in collaboration with @nesstalgic.posts.games!🤍
June 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
June 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I sell cards, apparently <looks at moths in coffers>
I’ve got cards for new houses
And some for poonamis
Cards for your loved ones
And rain and tsunamis
They’re for all occasions
And mostly are blank
There’s even a card for
When Hamsters kick plank

Quality Daftness to shove up people’s post’oles. Please RT

Dippyfishcards.etsy.com
#ukgiftam #bsnm
June 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Tried to outrun The Sads this morning.

Failed.

Nice ride though 🏍
June 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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See this link? It’s full of things I’ve COLOURED IN to make NON-BORING GREETINGS CARDS for you to shove up your mates’ postholes (not a euphemism)

Some of them say FUCK*

Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

*a lot of them also do NOT say fuck, but one DOES say Arse Biscuits :)

#bsnm #mhhsbd #ukgiftam
May 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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It’s payday! Please repost my art stuff, frens! Who knows! Maybe someone who still has money in this world might see it?

One of the four or five dozen of them! Given the rest of us are all grovelling in the mud for larks trying to find grubs to eat these days *cheery thought* #bsnm #artforsale
You can support me even if you do not buy my art… you can “donate” to my silly art cause here (you can even be a monthly patron!) and every little helps!

ko-fi.com/dippyfish

Or just reposting my art, which costs nothing, is hugely helpful and helps boost the bandwidth for a wee (grateful) creator
Support Dippyfish on Ko-fi! ❤️. ko-fi.com/dippyfish
Support Dippyfish On Ko-fi. Ko-fi lets you support the people and causes you love with small donations
ko-fi.com
May 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Thank you for 1k followers 🩷✨

Will probably organize an art give away soon !

| #Gremmy | #nsfwillustration |
May 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
😎🤭
May 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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GRUMPY CARDS ANYONE?

So many - GRUMPY - cards… to cheer yourself, your mates up. All blank for your message…

All available (and so much more) in
My naughty but niche card emporium dippyfishcards.Etsy.com

(There are bundle deals if you want em all!)

#cards #art #bsnm

Alt text essay - ba ha ha
May 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Introducing my F💣 collection… a fuck it list card, a wipe clean fuck it megamix list and the infinity Fuck off card…

List: dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/914319603

Cards: dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/771656275

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/757780884

#bsnm #swear #rude #card #fbomb
May 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Proof of life - sunshine and a new little girl to play with.

Really must remember this place exists 😎
May 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Me tits have been censored! (Lols)
It’s Friday and here is the Nudes… Schiele take a bow… from a life drawing session themed for the famous acolyte of Klimt…

Available in A4 and A3+ print (latter is actual size)

Original art was colour pencil on toned paper

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/9602...

#lifedrawing #nude #art #bsnm
April 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Got up early(ish) for therapy. Loads of people on the DLR. That’s two things to talk about right there

I am NOT FEELING PEOPLEY

(Card and prints available here:
Dippyfishcards.etsy.com)

#mermaid #cards #art #bsnm
April 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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You can support me even if you do not buy my art… you can “donate” to my silly art cause here (you can even be a monthly patron!) and every little helps!

ko-fi.com/dippyfish

Or just reposting my art, which costs nothing, is hugely helpful and helps boost the bandwidth for a wee (grateful) creator
Support Dippyfish on Ko-fi! ❤️. ko-fi.com/dippyfish
Support Dippyfish On Ko-fi. Ko-fi lets you support the people and causes you love with small donations
ko-fi.com
March 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Transparency: I shall spend any and all donations on important things such as art supplies (and a plethora of Frazzles and Frazzle simalacra…)
March 15, 2025 at 8:32 AM