The Driver
@upthefront.bsky.social
Forty something, divorced, servant to a furry dickhead, looks out of the window a lot 😎
Tried to outrun The Sads this morning.
Failed.
Nice ride though 🏍
Failed.
Nice ride though 🏍
June 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Tried to outrun The Sads this morning.
Failed.
Nice ride though 🏍
Failed.
Nice ride though 🏍
Proof of life - sunshine and a new little girl to play with.
Really must remember this place exists 😎
Really must remember this place exists 😎
May 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Proof of life - sunshine and a new little girl to play with.
Really must remember this place exists 😎
Really must remember this place exists 😎
I'm celebrating another trip around the sun with a 12hr shift which started at 3am.
Bah humbug 🎂
Bah humbug 🎂
February 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I'm celebrating another trip around the sun with a 12hr shift which started at 3am.
Bah humbug 🎂
Bah humbug 🎂
Furry dickhead in full on lazy-ass mode
February 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Furry dickhead in full on lazy-ass mode
Being all touristy and shit today.
Too many crotch-goblins started to invade the place, so I got out of dodge.
Can recommend #ROM as a good way to pass a couple of hours
#TorontoThunder
Too many crotch-goblins started to invade the place, so I got out of dodge.
Can recommend #ROM as a good way to pass a couple of hours
#TorontoThunder
January 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Being all touristy and shit today.
Too many crotch-goblins started to invade the place, so I got out of dodge.
Can recommend #ROM as a good way to pass a couple of hours
#TorontoThunder
Too many crotch-goblins started to invade the place, so I got out of dodge.
Can recommend #ROM as a good way to pass a couple of hours
#TorontoThunder
My tour of Toronto this morning was cancelled, so I've done my own.
Started at the Hockey Hall of Fame and wandered around a bit.
Had to stop for coffee now though as it's bloody freezing (-10°c actually) 🥶
#TorontoThunder #gobolts
Started at the Hockey Hall of Fame and wandered around a bit.
Had to stop for coffee now though as it's bloody freezing (-10°c actually) 🥶
#TorontoThunder #gobolts
January 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My tour of Toronto this morning was cancelled, so I've done my own.
Started at the Hockey Hall of Fame and wandered around a bit.
Had to stop for coffee now though as it's bloody freezing (-10°c actually) 🥶
#TorontoThunder #gobolts
Started at the Hockey Hall of Fame and wandered around a bit.
Had to stop for coffee now though as it's bloody freezing (-10°c actually) 🥶
#TorontoThunder #gobolts
So. Niagara Falls.
Absolutely amazing place.
I could watch the falls all day - and indeed I would have if it wasn't for the ice-spray which coated you in minutes.
I *will* be coming back 💙
#TorontoThunder #gobolts
Absolutely amazing place.
I could watch the falls all day - and indeed I would have if it wasn't for the ice-spray which coated you in minutes.
I *will* be coming back 💙
#TorontoThunder #gobolts
January 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So. Niagara Falls.
Absolutely amazing place.
I could watch the falls all day - and indeed I would have if it wasn't for the ice-spray which coated you in minutes.
I *will* be coming back 💙
#TorontoThunder #gobolts
Absolutely amazing place.
I could watch the falls all day - and indeed I would have if it wasn't for the ice-spray which coated you in minutes.
I *will* be coming back 💙
#TorontoThunder #gobolts
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Countdown to #Toronto is now on.
Haircut ✔️
Canadian Dollars ordered ✔️
Bloody freezing out 🥶 ✔️
7 days and counting ✔️
Oh, BTW, don't worry about the head wound - I was viciously attacked by a parcel shelf in a hire car 😂
Haircut ✔️
Canadian Dollars ordered ✔️
Bloody freezing out 🥶 ✔️
7 days and counting ✔️
Oh, BTW, don't worry about the head wound - I was viciously attacked by a parcel shelf in a hire car 😂
January 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Countdown to #Toronto is now on.
Haircut ✔️
Canadian Dollars ordered ✔️
Bloody freezing out 🥶 ✔️
7 days and counting ✔️
Oh, BTW, don't worry about the head wound - I was viciously attacked by a parcel shelf in a hire car 😂
Haircut ✔️
Canadian Dollars ordered ✔️
Bloody freezing out 🥶 ✔️
7 days and counting ✔️
Oh, BTW, don't worry about the head wound - I was viciously attacked by a parcel shelf in a hire car 😂
Please don't all stampede to get your hands on me - I know I'm a catch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 31, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Please don't all stampede to get your hands on me - I know I'm a catch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Woop woop I'm feeling slightly better - and it seems Christmas is also over 😅
December 23, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Woop woop I'm feeling slightly better - and it seems Christmas is also over 😅
The furry dickhead has "discovered" the top of the sofa.
He had claimed it as his own and will not be moved.
Little does he realise that he's lying on a blanket, which is just one good fart away from falling down the back of the sofa... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
He had claimed it as his own and will not be moved.
Little does he realise that he's lying on a blanket, which is just one good fart away from falling down the back of the sofa... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
November 15, 2024 at 10:31 PM
The furry dickhead has "discovered" the top of the sofa.
He had claimed it as his own and will not be moved.
Little does he realise that he's lying on a blanket, which is just one good fart away from falling down the back of the sofa... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
He had claimed it as his own and will not be moved.
Little does he realise that he's lying on a blanket, which is just one good fart away from falling down the back of the sofa... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Sleepy furry dickhead.
Just like his dad 😴😴😴
Just like his dad 😴😴😴
November 14, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Sleepy furry dickhead.
Just like his dad 😴😴😴
Just like his dad 😴😴😴
Would be my pleasure ma'am 🤗😁
November 10, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Would be my pleasure ma'am 🤗😁
Someone is not overly happy at the arrival of autumn temperatures...
October 14, 2023 at 8:21 AM
Someone is not overly happy at the arrival of autumn temperatures...
The king is surveying his kingdom - well kind of 🤦
October 8, 2023 at 2:26 PM
The king is surveying his kingdom - well kind of 🤦