Burgundy Saturniid Doomwitch
@upscalesodomite.bsky.social
A cipher in tragedy drag. Coffee roaster. Tired and Gay.
Pinned
"Destroy. Dismantle. Engulf in flames."
- J. Mantzoukas, 2025
- J. Mantzoukas, 2025
Can I tell you about intersectional post-structuralist theory as applied to early Soviet propaganda city symphony filmmaking?
December 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Can I tell you about intersectional post-structuralist theory as applied to early Soviet propaganda city symphony filmmaking?
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i had a butt baby last night and it looked like john cusack
Butt babies are having a real moment rn, and I think it's really important.
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i had a butt baby last night and it looked like john cusack
Butt babies are having a real moment rn, and I think it's really important.
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Butt babies are having a real moment rn, and I think it's really important.
I am told that he is a "hell of a nice guy", but not by her-husband-likes-slapping-ass herself
I don't know if y'all have met, but this is Her Husband Likes Slapping My Ass and Her Husband Likes Slapping My Ass's husband.
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I am told that he is a "hell of a nice guy", but not by her-husband-likes-slapping-ass herself
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happy birthday you old fuck! please keep living for at least 5 more years, please !
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
happy birthday you old fuck! please keep living for at least 5 more years, please !
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Giving mine big paw & very serious #CatsNoirFriday look to you all. Get some sweet sleep beautiful babies. Need lots of energy for #Caturday. Tomorrow. Family sends extra hugs 💤💙💤
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Giving mine big paw & very serious #CatsNoirFriday look to you all. Get some sweet sleep beautiful babies. Need lots of energy for #Caturday. Tomorrow. Family sends extra hugs 💤💙💤
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I wrote up the Cody Ponce signing and did some terrific headline work if I may be so bold
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I wrote up the Cody Ponce signing and did some terrific headline work if I may be so bold
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This seems a roundabout way to run a municipality.
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This seems a roundabout way to run a municipality.
Live from hollywood boulevard, jemmie klimmix
guy who pronounces "climax" as "klimmix"
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Live from hollywood boulevard, jemmie klimmix
"My battery is low and it's getting dark." - Opportunity rover
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"My battery is low and it's getting dark." - Opportunity rover
There's a whole lotta 70 year old conservative guys in RF, and hear me out, what if you stopped sexually harassing me and, like I dunno, dated each other?
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
There's a whole lotta 70 year old conservative guys in RF, and hear me out, what if you stopped sexually harassing me and, like I dunno, dated each other?
Oh, I'm sorry. You looked like an adult. If I knew you didn't have an asscrack, I would have appropriately warned, and apologized to, you.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Oh, I'm sorry. You looked like an adult. If I knew you didn't have an asscrack, I would have appropriately warned, and apologized to, you.
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Oh, that's where I know him from
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh, that's where I know him from
Hetero Pebbles
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hetero Pebbles
I wish I excelled more at banality. That shit looks profitable.
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I wish I excelled more at banality. That shit looks profitable.
@battingaround.bsky.social just realized that Jon Bois is a whole, real person and not a snarky meme troll of jomboy.
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
@battingaround.bsky.social just realized that Jon Bois is a whole, real person and not a snarky meme troll of jomboy.
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
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sharing this wonderful thing i made like a decade ago
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
sharing this wonderful thing i made like a decade ago
Ornery on main.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Ornery on main.
Not being allowed to study for my autism test is a targeted cruelty.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Not being allowed to study for my autism test is a targeted cruelty.
Oh, guess which power couple are back!
I don't know if y'all have met, but this is Her Husband Likes Slapping My Ass and Her Husband Likes Slapping My Ass's husband.
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Oh, guess which power couple are back!
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stanley tucci: reloaded
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
stanley tucci: reloaded
The fact that Reece Shearsmith is straight is proof that G-d's not real.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The fact that Reece Shearsmith is straight is proof that G-d's not real.
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…