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d*ria (she/they) || i make bread and i hate music and im a girl ,ok
https://greyfleshtethered.bandcamp.com/
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️
@vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com
· Nov 21
hello to all the new followers! welcome to my thought zone. my name is Daria and I make music and love bread. i also love my puppy, here are some "band" photos my lovely partner took of me a couple years back that I really like, stay tuned for dumbass posts and music promo!
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“You may not believe me, but I just had a bald eagle drop a cat through my windshield,” the incredulous driver said on the recorded 911 call. “It absolutely shattered my windshield.”
The dispatcher calmly responded, “OK. I do believe you, honestly,” then laughed.
The dispatcher calmly responded, “OK. I do believe you, honestly,” then laughed.
Motorist in North Carolina tells 911: 'I just had a bald eagle drop a cat through my windshield'
A motorist in western North Carolina escaped injury when a cat carcass crashed into her windshield. The incident happened along a highway near the Great Smoky Mountains National Park.
apnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
cannot even begin to express how enraging it is to see these big ass companies try to humanize themselves and say "we're just like you!" and then charge you extra simply for living with people who have a driver's license even when they're explicitly excluded from your policy 🤪🤪🤪
haha that is sooooo true lmao brb gonna go find agun to shoot myself with
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
cannot even begin to express how enraging it is to see these big ass companies try to humanize themselves and say "we're just like you!" and then charge you extra simply for living with people who have a driver's license even when they're explicitly excluded from your policy 🤪🤪🤪
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
haha that is sooooo true lmao brb gonna go find agun to shoot myself with
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
haha that is sooooo true lmao brb gonna go find agun to shoot myself with
any #vapers out there have recs for reputable websites to purchase replacement pods + juice from? been out of the game for a while now and like I know they tax you out the ass at this point no matter what but there's no way it can be as much as going thru my local vape/tobacco shop
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
any #vapers out there have recs for reputable websites to purchase replacement pods + juice from? been out of the game for a while now and like I know they tax you out the ass at this point no matter what but there's no way it can be as much as going thru my local vape/tobacco shop
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hey wats up welcome to The Weed Smoking Factory. here on the ground floor you'll find your standard bong rips and bowl blasters, if you take the south stairwell up to the second floor you'll get to steamroller and gasmask bunker busters but on the third floor is where things get really interesting..
October 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
hey wats up welcome to The Weed Smoking Factory. here on the ground floor you'll find your standard bong rips and bowl blasters, if you take the south stairwell up to the second floor you'll get to steamroller and gasmask bunker busters but on the third floor is where things get really interesting..
holy shit we are fuckin cooked
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
holy shit we are fuckin cooked
been mentally prepping myself to rewatch this for a few months now and tonight is finally the night that i rip that stress-inducing bandaid clean off
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
been mentally prepping myself to rewatch this for a few months now and tonight is finally the night that i rip that stress-inducing bandaid clean off
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your girlfriend's soup is literal goop but I guess that's none of my business!!!
September 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
your girlfriend's soup is literal goop but I guess that's none of my business!!!
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monsters don’t fart out the bones of the people they eat in movies nearly as much as they should
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
monsters don’t fart out the bones of the people they eat in movies nearly as much as they should
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Now With an Obnoxious B Section™
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Now With an Obnoxious B Section™
reposting this every time I make a good soup (last night it was a spicy southwestern corn chowder from the racist recipe appropriator herself Paula Deen)
[to the tune of NIN's Starfuckers Inc.]
🎶 soup lovers!
soup lovers incorporated! 🎶
🎶 soup lovers!
soup lovers incorporated! 🎶
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
reposting this every time I make a good soup (last night it was a spicy southwestern corn chowder from the racist recipe appropriator herself Paula Deen)
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[to the tune of NIN's Starfuckers Inc.]
🎶 soup lovers!
soup lovers incorporated! 🎶
🎶 soup lovers!
soup lovers incorporated! 🎶
February 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
[to the tune of NIN's Starfuckers Inc.]
🎶 soup lovers!
soup lovers incorporated! 🎶
🎶 soup lovers!
soup lovers incorporated! 🎶
are there any tricks/tips for buying a bluetooth + wifi adapter for my desktop comp? seems silly to ask but I haven't bought computer parts for the better part of a decade, I know the landscape has changed considerably and idk if I can reasonably rely on product reviews online anymore
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
are there any tricks/tips for buying a bluetooth + wifi adapter for my desktop comp? seems silly to ask but I haven't bought computer parts for the better part of a decade, I know the landscape has changed considerably and idk if I can reasonably rely on product reviews online anymore
cigarette flavored lip balm
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
cigarette flavored lip balm
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hi friends, i'm still unemployed after 2 months living in boston. if you can spare a few dollars to help me out with groceries & bills or give this a lil repost, i would be so thankful 🖤
$thrillow
@thrillow
$thrillow
@thrillow
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
hi friends, i'm still unemployed after 2 months living in boston. if you can spare a few dollars to help me out with groceries & bills or give this a lil repost, i would be so thankful 🖤
$thrillow
@thrillow
$thrillow
@thrillow
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get yourself a girl who's half but then also another half, excellent shit to cream your morning coffee with
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
get yourself a girl who's half but then also another half, excellent shit to cream your morning coffee with
get yourself a girl who's half but then also another half, excellent shit to cream your morning coffee with
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
get yourself a girl who's half but then also another half, excellent shit to cream your morning coffee with
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smoking on that Hear Ye pack
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
smoking on that Hear Ye pack
a glass of cold apple juice when the usual waking up dehydration kicks in 👌👌👌
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
a glass of cold apple juice when the usual waking up dehydration kicks in 👌👌👌
bro you can't just fuse jazz like that! it's not right!!
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
bro you can't just fuse jazz like that! it's not right!!
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“We have food at home”
The food at home:
The food at home:
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
“We have food at home”
The food at home:
The food at home:
every time I fantasize about making snarky replies to a borderline annoying post, I administer a quick shock to my kneecaps from a car battery to remind myself how to be A Good Girl
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
every time I fantasize about making snarky replies to a borderline annoying post, I administer a quick shock to my kneecaps from a car battery to remind myself how to be A Good Girl
watching a YouTube video and this mfer just said her actual literal job title is "physical penetration tester"
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
watching a YouTube video and this mfer just said her actual literal job title is "physical penetration tester"
goregrind track idea: "Embalmed Alive (with Mayonnaise)"
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
goregrind track idea: "Embalmed Alive (with Mayonnaise)"