I need a partner that will drop everything to gush over my nudes
Why do I keep ending up with people that take 3 business days to reply back to my nudes
Why do I keep ending up with people that take 3 business days to reply back to my nudes
July 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I need a partner that will drop everything to gush over my nudes
Why do I keep ending up with people that take 3 business days to reply back to my nudes
Why do I keep ending up with people that take 3 business days to reply back to my nudes
I keep convincing men to visit me in Colorado but then I disappoint them when I reveal myself as an anxious-avoidant
June 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I keep convincing men to visit me in Colorado but then I disappoint them when I reveal myself as an anxious-avoidant
I’m feeling smothered by a friend that clearly likes me. He keeps assuming things of me and liking me more based on these assumptions. If I have a mild similarity to him, he’s been blowing it out of proportion and assuming I’m exactly like him.
June 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m feeling smothered by a friend that clearly likes me. He keeps assuming things of me and liking me more based on these assumptions. If I have a mild similarity to him, he’s been blowing it out of proportion and assuming I’m exactly like him.
Me: spent the last month talking about an issue and that we should provide awareness
My director and VP: let’s not :)
CEO: hey what the fuck is this problem
My Director and VP: hey Jade :)
My director and VP: let’s not :)
CEO: hey what the fuck is this problem
My Director and VP: hey Jade :)
May 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Me: spent the last month talking about an issue and that we should provide awareness
My director and VP: let’s not :)
CEO: hey what the fuck is this problem
My Director and VP: hey Jade :)
My director and VP: let’s not :)
CEO: hey what the fuck is this problem
My Director and VP: hey Jade :)
I can *tell* when people are putting me on a pedestal and it makes me want to burn everything down
May 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I can *tell* when people are putting me on a pedestal and it makes me want to burn everything down
Updating my goodreads log 🧐📚
May 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Updating my goodreads log 🧐📚
Princess mode is in effect and I already hate myself for it
May 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Princess mode is in effect and I already hate myself for it
The number of men I’ve tricked into visiting me in Colorado is both impressive and alarming
May 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The number of men I’ve tricked into visiting me in Colorado is both impressive and alarming
Is my health app the next Internet Explorer cause I woke up and discovered it lied to me
May 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Is my health app the next Internet Explorer cause I woke up and discovered it lied to me
I flew too close to the sun
Now I’m ignoring DMs from hot people that reciprocated my flirting
Now I’m ignoring DMs from hot people that reciprocated my flirting
May 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I flew too close to the sun
Now I’m ignoring DMs from hot people that reciprocated my flirting
Now I’m ignoring DMs from hot people that reciprocated my flirting
My coworker doesn’t know how to use our shared Google calendar so he had me thinking I was covering for him starting today and throughout the week.
This butthead is starting his vacation tomorrow.
I woke up 2 hours earlier than usual to cover for him (he’s east coast + time difference).
This butthead is starting his vacation tomorrow.
I woke up 2 hours earlier than usual to cover for him (he’s east coast + time difference).
May 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
My coworker doesn’t know how to use our shared Google calendar so he had me thinking I was covering for him starting today and throughout the week.
This butthead is starting his vacation tomorrow.
I woke up 2 hours earlier than usual to cover for him (he’s east coast + time difference).
This butthead is starting his vacation tomorrow.
I woke up 2 hours earlier than usual to cover for him (he’s east coast + time difference).
I need the men in my life to not confuse my thirsty posts as invitations for them to disrespect their wives/girlfriends
As someone that’s been cheated on by almost every partner, I will hate you on behalf of your partner 💛
As someone that’s been cheated on by almost every partner, I will hate you on behalf of your partner 💛
May 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I need the men in my life to not confuse my thirsty posts as invitations for them to disrespect their wives/girlfriends
As someone that’s been cheated on by almost every partner, I will hate you on behalf of your partner 💛
As someone that’s been cheated on by almost every partner, I will hate you on behalf of your partner 💛
I didn’t give myself enough credit cause apparently I’m capable of pulling really hot people if I wanted to
May 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I didn’t give myself enough credit cause apparently I’m capable of pulling really hot people if I wanted to
Reposted by Jade ☾
a rage room for introverts where you can yell at as many rude people as you can in 15 minutes
May 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
a rage room for introverts where you can yell at as many rude people as you can in 15 minutes
May have successfully trapped the new hot guy mutual on Twitter 🪤
May 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
May have successfully trapped the new hot guy mutual on Twitter 🪤
My crazy ass looks for a sign anywhere I can find one
May 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My crazy ass looks for a sign anywhere I can find one
A hot guy followed me back on Twitter so now I have to be normal for a few days so he doesn’t get scared off
May 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
A hot guy followed me back on Twitter so now I have to be normal for a few days so he doesn’t get scared off
Back in my pasta hating phase. Sorry
May 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Back in my pasta hating phase. Sorry
Why am I not surprised that the person who tried to convince me that sending me reels was for MY benefit is trying other ways to send me reels:
She’s tried sending them to me through FB messenger and now she’s screen recording and texting them to me
She’s tried sending them to me through FB messenger and now she’s screen recording and texting them to me
May 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Why am I not surprised that the person who tried to convince me that sending me reels was for MY benefit is trying other ways to send me reels:
She’s tried sending them to me through FB messenger and now she’s screen recording and texting them to me
She’s tried sending them to me through FB messenger and now she’s screen recording and texting them to me
Gave myself a manicure last night for the first time this year. Happy to report that it survived me sleeping
Unfortunately my cycle decided to have me waking up in immense pain and brain fog 🥰
Unfortunately my cycle decided to have me waking up in immense pain and brain fog 🥰
May 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Gave myself a manicure last night for the first time this year. Happy to report that it survived me sleeping
Unfortunately my cycle decided to have me waking up in immense pain and brain fog 🥰
Unfortunately my cycle decided to have me waking up in immense pain and brain fog 🥰
I think i just want to date someone so i can have someone to worship my boobs
April 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I think i just want to date someone so i can have someone to worship my boobs
I want to adopt a dog :’) but I know I’m not in a position to adopt one yet 🙃
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I want to adopt a dog :’) but I know I’m not in a position to adopt one yet 🙃
Reposted by Jade ☾
It's ok for my posts to have grammatical errors because I have boobs
April 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
It's ok for my posts to have grammatical errors because I have boobs
Did my 2-year sexual harassment prevention training refresh today and this was my reaction when I noticed similarities between my manager’s behavior VS the training
bert from sesame street is reading a book while sesame street characters are talking to each other .
ALT: bert from sesame street is reading a book while sesame street characters are talking to each other .
media.tenor.com
April 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Did my 2-year sexual harassment prevention training refresh today and this was my reaction when I noticed similarities between my manager’s behavior VS the training
My stepmom has reached the Asian stage of having *******dreams******* that serve as bad omens and apparently she dreamt about me recently
So I gotta stash my sex toy collection before I die
So I gotta stash my sex toy collection before I die
April 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My stepmom has reached the Asian stage of having *******dreams******* that serve as bad omens and apparently she dreamt about me recently
So I gotta stash my sex toy collection before I die
So I gotta stash my sex toy collection before I die