Wiley Fontaine
@unorthodoxslapbox.bsky.social
Ain’t none special darling. Just whooping ass, stacking cash, keeping my head low and moving fast you feel me.
Pinned
Aye BHM memes, BHM memes for the low. Niggas got garbage down the way
No funny shit I’m glad I got out when I did. Blues Mondays, no shaving waivers, AND getting clipped for trips to mental?
March 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
No funny shit I’m glad I got out when I did. Blues Mondays, no shaving waivers, AND getting clipped for trips to mental?
Damn Z-Ro wasn’t lying. I hit a nigga with a pure gut punch today in sparring and the nigga did damn near vomit.
March 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Damn Z-Ro wasn’t lying. I hit a nigga with a pure gut punch today in sparring and the nigga did damn near vomit.
This for my hyper violent autistic homies, what’s y’all fight scene song. I’m pretty damn confident I can body bout 30 folks to Don’t Stop the Party.
March 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This for my hyper violent autistic homies, what’s y’all fight scene song. I’m pretty damn confident I can body bout 30 folks to Don’t Stop the Party.
I swear to Christ if the Steelers sign Rodgers I’m going to the Eagles
March 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I swear to Christ if the Steelers sign Rodgers I’m going to the Eagles
Maybe as a fan I shouldn’t have an opinion on storylines
March 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Maybe as a fan I shouldn’t have an opinion on storylines
I’ve been banned from yapping in the house for asking if people that have been bisected have shoes in their casket
February 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’ve been banned from yapping in the house for asking if people that have been bisected have shoes in their casket
I don't remember where I found this either
February 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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TATT IT UPPP, BARBRAAAAA
February 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
TATT IT UPPP, BARBRAAAAA
Lemme tell you something brother! I’m dog walking the shit out of anybody on this goofy ass shit. You know how you reach across aisles?! BY BEATING THE DOG SHIT OUTTA NAZIS
Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"
February 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Lemme tell you something brother! I’m dog walking the shit out of anybody on this goofy ass shit. You know how you reach across aisles?! BY BEATING THE DOG SHIT OUTTA NAZIS
The fucked up thing about growing up in poverty and making it out is that you don’t get to be irresponsible. I’ve been on serious business since 16. I wanna know what it’s like to be irresponsible too damn it🥺
February 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The fucked up thing about growing up in poverty and making it out is that you don’t get to be irresponsible. I’ve been on serious business since 16. I wanna know what it’s like to be irresponsible too damn it🥺
Misery’s just lonely and I have 9 friends for them😊
no matter how healed you get, there is someone or something out there waiting to undo all that work because misery loves company.
February 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Misery’s just lonely and I have 9 friends for them😊
The lady finally settled on a team and she picked the eagles. Why we looking at jerseys and she immediately picks A FUCKING BRIAN DAWKINS THROWBACK
February 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The lady finally settled on a team and she picked the eagles. Why we looking at jerseys and she immediately picks A FUCKING BRIAN DAWKINS THROWBACK
That is terrifying for the children in the room then
I hate to inform you of this, but you are, in fact, the adult in the room.
February 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
That is terrifying for the children in the room then
I saw Saenchai do a damn Ali shuffle into into a teep and SO HELP ME GOD if I land one of those in sparring im talking shit forever
February 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I saw Saenchai do a damn Ali shuffle into into a teep and SO HELP ME GOD if I land one of those in sparring im talking shit forever
The lady said I can’t kill a six pack because ALLEGEDLY she don’t wanna see my big ass do a backspin
a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says w.
ALT: a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says w.
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The lady said I can’t kill a six pack because ALLEGEDLY she don’t wanna see my big ass do a backspin
Aye what’s the word on Walemania this year? I’m papered up this year and I’m tryna join in on the festivities
February 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Aye what’s the word on Walemania this year? I’m papered up this year and I’m tryna join in on the festivities
That Spirit movie (the one bout the horse), Endgame, Bullet Train (my brother passed not to long before I watched it kma), Brother Bear (again, dead brother)
Since we’re talking about movies, what’s a movie that made you cry?
February 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
That Spirit movie (the one bout the horse), Endgame, Bullet Train (my brother passed not to long before I watched it kma), Brother Bear (again, dead brother)
These things stop of any my attempts to eat clean
February 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
These things stop of any my attempts to eat clean
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some people just deserve to be pistol whipped
February 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
some people just deserve to be pistol whipped
Having lived in the Midwest for a bit, y’all are an interesting breed. And it’s fucking Coke.
February 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Having lived in the Midwest for a bit, y’all are an interesting breed. And it’s fucking Coke.
Autistic still don’t mean shit. Take that shit over to them pink toe boys with that weirdo shit. We big adult tism out this bitch.
February 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Autistic still don’t mean shit. Take that shit over to them pink toe boys with that weirdo shit. We big adult tism out this bitch.
WAYYYYY too many folks trust me to give them worthwhile advice.
February 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
WAYYYYY too many folks trust me to give them worthwhile advice.
Fucking incredible. Kinsman thine art an artIST.
February 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fucking incredible. Kinsman thine art an artIST.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.