Jason Mxyzptlz
@unkiejayjay.bsky.social
A sardonic & pugnacious curmudgeon who couldn't care less about followers, following, likes, reposts, direct messages, et cetera. Not sorry.
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Jason Mxyzptlz
@unkiejayjay.bsky.social
· Oct 16
My posts have an intended audience of one. The fact others may enjoy, like, repost, or comment on them is only a welcomed coincidence.
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Not saying Trump is overdoing the gold trim decorating the White House, but even Liberace briefly came back from the dead to call him a "gaudy, tacky bitch"
July 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Not saying Trump is overdoing the gold trim decorating the White House, but even Liberace briefly came back from the dead to call him a "gaudy, tacky bitch"
Notice the saying is, "Don't cry over spilled milk," and not, "Don't cry over dropped pizza," because that would indeed be a tragedy.
July 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Notice the saying is, "Don't cry over spilled milk," and not, "Don't cry over dropped pizza," because that would indeed be a tragedy.
My ancient bones are telling me it will rain.
Of course, these bones are something I picked up at the field museum a while back, and the fact that they're wet right now, I guess rain it is.
Of course, these bones are something I picked up at the field museum a while back, and the fact that they're wet right now, I guess rain it is.
June 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My ancient bones are telling me it will rain.
Of course, these bones are something I picked up at the field museum a while back, and the fact that they're wet right now, I guess rain it is.
Of course, these bones are something I picked up at the field museum a while back, and the fact that they're wet right now, I guess rain it is.
How my night started versus how it ended.
June 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
How my night started versus how it ended.
"Three dolls..." and "five pencils..." sounds awfully similar to "Let them eat cake."
May 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"Three dolls..." and "five pencils..." sounds awfully similar to "Let them eat cake."
I was eating a peeled Minneola tangerine the other day, segment by segment. Got to one segment that had mold on it and had to stop.
Believe it or not, this is a political post.
Believe it or not, this is a political post.
March 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I was eating a peeled Minneola tangerine the other day, segment by segment. Got to one segment that had mold on it and had to stop.
Believe it or not, this is a political post.
Believe it or not, this is a political post.
I just watched that video. Cringe is an understatement.
March 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I just watched that video. Cringe is an understatement.
Used to work with a guy who had an overnight job at a cemetery. He dug it.
March 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Used to work with a guy who had an overnight job at a cemetery. He dug it.
Weird pet peeve... when people use "my friend" when talking at me.
I'm not your friend.
I'm not your friend.
a group of cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words i 'm not your friend buddy
Alt: From "South Park," characters Terrance and Phillip standing next to each other with the words "I'm not your friend, buddy!"
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March 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Weird pet peeve... when people use "my friend" when talking at me.
I'm not your friend.
I'm not your friend.
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
Wait... So it is the cabbage that is supposed to be green and the corned beef is supposed to be brown?
March 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wait... So it is the cabbage that is supposed to be green and the corned beef is supposed to be brown?
Whenever I see Tom Holman, I see Nerus as they're about to ask Gen Landry for more wine from France... and the rare delicacy known as chicken.
March 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Whenever I see Tom Holman, I see Nerus as they're about to ask Gen Landry for more wine from France... and the rare delicacy known as chicken.
Neighbor tells me, "the damned Democrats are trying to shut down the government." Had to let him know who runs both chambers of Congress and the White House, and if the government shuts down, it's on them, not Democrats.
March 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Neighbor tells me, "the damned Democrats are trying to shut down the government." Had to let him know who runs both chambers of Congress and the White House, and if the government shuts down, it's on them, not Democrats.
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this Two and a Half Men reboot sucks
February 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
this Two and a Half Men reboot sucks
Just looking online for tube and pipe brushes... and the Related Products caught my eye 😆
February 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just looking online for tube and pipe brushes... and the Related Products caught my eye 😆
The reason some people tend to say and do the things they say and do is likely due to them knowing they truly have nothing to offer.
February 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The reason some people tend to say and do the things they say and do is likely due to them knowing they truly have nothing to offer.
"Let's sanction the ICC," seems to be something someone who has committed or is willing to commit war crimes or genocide would say.
Did "not see" that coming.
Did "not see" that coming.
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"Let's sanction the ICC," seems to be something someone who has committed or is willing to commit war crimes or genocide would say.
Did "not see" that coming.
Did "not see" that coming.
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An alleged genius mastermind AND a henchman/bulldozer for Trump… Musk is like a hybrid of Blofeld and Oddjob, i.e. Blo-job.
February 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
An alleged genius mastermind AND a henchman/bulldozer for Trump… Musk is like a hybrid of Blofeld and Oddjob, i.e. Blo-job.
Either it is warmer out today at this time than yesterday or wearing my Mighty Morphin Power Ranger PJs underneath all my clothes is totally making me feel warmer.
Green Ranger, of course.
Green Ranger, of course.
January 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Either it is warmer out today at this time than yesterday or wearing my Mighty Morphin Power Ranger PJs underneath all my clothes is totally making me feel warmer.
Green Ranger, of course.
Green Ranger, of course.
How does one get fired from an advisory panel that does not exist before it exists and before the people who want to implement it are in positions to do so?
January 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
How does one get fired from an advisory panel that does not exist before it exists and before the people who want to implement it are in positions to do so?
Two cups of coffee, a pound of pineapple, and a serving of psyllium husk...
Let's hope I don't get stuck in traffic now.
Let's hope I don't get stuck in traffic now.
January 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Two cups of coffee, a pound of pineapple, and a serving of psyllium husk...
Let's hope I don't get stuck in traffic now.
Let's hope I don't get stuck in traffic now.
It's too early in the new year to already be in the doldrums. Stimulate your life. Drink malort. Visit the wild bird exhibit at the zoo while eating a bucket of fried chicken. Start washing the right nut, boob, or pit instead of the left. Go crazy.
January 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It's too early in the new year to already be in the doldrums. Stimulate your life. Drink malort. Visit the wild bird exhibit at the zoo while eating a bucket of fried chicken. Start washing the right nut, boob, or pit instead of the left. Go crazy.