Jason Mxyzptlz
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Jason Mxyzptlz
@unkiejayjay.bsky.social
A sardonic & pugnacious curmudgeon who couldn't care less about followers, following, likes, reposts, direct messages, et cetera. Not sorry.
How my night started versus how it ended.
June 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains
March 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just looking online for tube and pipe brushes... and the Related Products caught my eye 😆
February 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
How does one get fired from an advisory panel that does not exist before it exists and before the people who want to implement it are in positions to do so?
January 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
So my fur nephew has a favorite blanket, apparently
December 14, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like
December 14, 2024 at 1:24 AM
For those of you missing ads after every other post, I present Vitameatavegamin.

"Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, megetables, and vinerals. So why don't you join the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitaveatyvemeanyminimoe. I'll tell you what you have to do."
December 8, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Actually had a very good Thanksgiving. Like Leap Year, we're (almost) all together (minus one this year)... with surprise guests.

But THIS GUY was all too happy to see me. Was besides himself when he could not sit next to, or on top of, me.

Yes... he got all the pets.
November 29, 2024 at 2:41 AM