Jason Mxyzptlz
@unkiejayjay.bsky.social
A sardonic & pugnacious curmudgeon who couldn't care less about followers, following, likes, reposts, direct messages, et cetera. Not sorry.
Someone definitely did not want to breakdown the Halloween decorations last year. And with those suckered, I don't blame them.
July 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Someone definitely did not want to breakdown the Halloween decorations last year. And with those suckered, I don't blame them.
So... Randy Quaid?
July 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
So... Randy Quaid?
I grew up near Boystown Chicago. Very familiar. LOL
June 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I grew up near Boystown Chicago. Very familiar. LOL
That'll be the week of July 12th - 19th. 🤐
June 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
That'll be the week of July 12th - 19th. 🤐
BM... what every turd wants to be called.
May 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
BM... what every turd wants to be called.
...how to prepare a full bird before cooking it.
April 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
...how to prepare a full bird before cooking it.
It's almost a Preparation H ad.
March 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It's almost a Preparation H ad.
You would think the way Jimmy C acts, that he took a few spikes from a former movie set so he can place himself up on a cross when things don't go his way.
March 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You would think the way Jimmy C acts, that he took a few spikes from a former movie set so he can place himself up on a cross when things don't go his way.
I've heard Michael Emerson is a pretty cool cat. Him and Carrie Preston (Elsbeth).
Oh... the other two main stars. Gotcha. Yeah.
Oh... the other two main stars. Gotcha. Yeah.
March 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I've heard Michael Emerson is a pretty cool cat. Him and Carrie Preston (Elsbeth).
Oh... the other two main stars. Gotcha. Yeah.
Oh... the other two main stars. Gotcha. Yeah.
You mean you don't collect them?
Also, hope ya feel better.
Also, hope ya feel better.
March 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You mean you don't collect them?
Also, hope ya feel better.
Also, hope ya feel better.
I remember that whole thing and thinking they couldn't even do the bare minimal on that schtick.
March 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I remember that whole thing and thinking they couldn't even do the bare minimal on that schtick.