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software bird and IPoAC advocate
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if u watch the video really closely u can see that as he fell charlie kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet
September 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.
August 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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It would take a million years of evolution – or a total reversal in the condition of the world – for your pain to end.
August 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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ENDURANCE - It's time to wipe that decadent homo-sexual grin off your face.
August 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I just wanted to see how bad it really was. perfect, adobe. no notes. great tech.
August 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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YEAH OKAY, AND I FUCKIN HATE WHEN MY NEPHEW ASKS WHY SNOOP DOGG IS IN 50000000 SHITTY ADS AND I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT A SELLOUT IS DIDNT COME HERE FOR THIS SHIT
Snoop Dogg says he’s 'scared to go to the movies now' because of a lesbian couple being depicted in 'Lightyear'

"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
August 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
January 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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💔
January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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*orca feeling good about his new hat*

orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
i'm never going to call it fucking skeets
November 29, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you
November 11, 2024 at 7:27 AM
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great things are happening in Maryland
November 3, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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We are once again offering "candy and/or a potato" this Halloween, and I'm VERY pleased to report that one mom just asked her kid, "Is this the potato house you were looking for?!"
October 31, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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1. Interview with the Vampire
2. HR Screening with the Vampire
3. Technical Interview with the Vampire
4. The Vampire’s Interview with the Team
5. Hello, Vampire! Unfortunately, we’re not ready to invite you in for this position at the moment. Please stay in touch for opportunities for other roles.
October 30, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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“Bag of chips and a piece of hake, please”
“Bag of what?”
“Chips”
“Never heard of them”
October 29, 2024 at 7:24 AM
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My Alan Wake deluxe edition cut out escaped during shipping
October 28, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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quick summary of what goes on in my tomodachi life streams for people not in the know
October 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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¿ʍɐƆ
October 25, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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electronic technician
October 18, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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It's genocide. What Israel is telling the world it is planning to do is genocide. Nothing less. No violence perpetrated against you is justification for genocide. The moral stain will forever mark those who abode this inhumanity.
October 13, 2023 at 3:58 AM
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Twitter is doing a new type of Ship of Theseus experiment, how much boat can you remove while still calling it a boat. Is one wood plank a boat. Is the ocean a boat
October 6, 2023 at 12:45 PM
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Just invented this idea for a swimming pool where the lifeguard can see everyone what do you think
October 6, 2023 at 6:45 PM