Tommy, Magnum PI impersonator
@unit025.bsky.social
Father, former 19D, current 38B, and breakfast Double Whopper enthusiast.
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You want your passport renewed? Tough shit.
You want your food inspected for safety? Womp womp.
Need someone to come clean up after an earthquake? Too bad so sad.
You want bOrDeR sEcUrItY? We're closed.
Want an answer when you call about Grandma's healthcare? Call back next year.
You want your food inspected for safety? Womp womp.
Need someone to come clean up after an earthquake? Too bad so sad.
You want bOrDeR sEcUrItY? We're closed.
Want an answer when you call about Grandma's healthcare? Call back next year.
December 20, 2024 at 3:59 AM
You want your passport renewed? Tough shit.
You want your food inspected for safety? Womp womp.
Need someone to come clean up after an earthquake? Too bad so sad.
You want bOrDeR sEcUrItY? We're closed.
Want an answer when you call about Grandma's healthcare? Call back next year.
You want your food inspected for safety? Womp womp.
Need someone to come clean up after an earthquake? Too bad so sad.
You want bOrDeR sEcUrItY? We're closed.
Want an answer when you call about Grandma's healthcare? Call back next year.
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Soulful, young white boy goes to the Orient, gets pumped with massive shot of mystic wisdom, adopts local culture and bombs trains - GREAT ARAB REVOLT. Many such cases!
December 2, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Soulful, young white boy goes to the Orient, gets pumped with massive shot of mystic wisdom, adopts local culture and bombs trains - GREAT ARAB REVOLT. Many such cases!
The standard "I saw it so you have to" y'all know the rule.
People at work asked for a hand-turkey for #Thanksgiving decorations. I understood the #art assignment.
November 23, 2024 at 11:18 AM
The standard "I saw it so you have to" y'all know the rule.