Tommy, Magnum PI impersonator
@unit025.bsky.social
Father, former 19D, current 38B, and breakfast Double Whopper enthusiast.
Reposted by Tommy, Magnum PI impersonator
You want your passport renewed? Tough shit.
You want your food inspected for safety? Womp womp.
Need someone to come clean up after an earthquake? Too bad so sad.
You want bOrDeR sEcUrItY? We're closed.
Want an answer when you call about Grandma's healthcare? Call back next year.
You want your food inspected for safety? Womp womp.
Need someone to come clean up after an earthquake? Too bad so sad.
You want bOrDeR sEcUrItY? We're closed.
Want an answer when you call about Grandma's healthcare? Call back next year.
December 20, 2024 at 3:59 AM
You want your passport renewed? Tough shit.
You want your food inspected for safety? Womp womp.
Need someone to come clean up after an earthquake? Too bad so sad.
You want bOrDeR sEcUrItY? We're closed.
Want an answer when you call about Grandma's healthcare? Call back next year.
You want your food inspected for safety? Womp womp.
Need someone to come clean up after an earthquake? Too bad so sad.
You want bOrDeR sEcUrItY? We're closed.
Want an answer when you call about Grandma's healthcare? Call back next year.
So a podcast
December 5, 2024 at 11:37 PM
So a podcast
Over here crying in Civil Affairs.
November 26, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Over here crying in Civil Affairs.
Have yet to see a single person put out a weird dogwhistle post about minorities either. Kinda refreshing.
November 15, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Have yet to see a single person put out a weird dogwhistle post about minorities either. Kinda refreshing.
I'm hurt by this (but mostly my back pain
November 15, 2024 at 11:59 AM
I'm hurt by this (but mostly my back pain