Jeni Burns
unicornexhaust.bsky.social
Jeni Burns
@unicornexhaust.bsky.social
*Non-threatening *Friendly *Edible
they/them
complicated person who happens to also be a parent. can be plied with tacos.
https://ko-fi.com/jeniburns

Check this post about me! https://bsky.app/profile/unicornexhaust.bsky.social/post/3k543ck7b6j25
How absolutely devastating for this family. No one is ever prepared for anything like this.
If you have it in your heart, please help the Whitfield family bury their loved ones.
gofund.me/5b9d46b8
Donate to Support Funeral Costs for Linda and Kardi, organized by Shatara Harris
Friends, family, and compassionate supporters My name is L’Keisha Whitfie… Shatara Harris needs your support for Support Funeral Costs for Linda and Kardi
gofund.me
September 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It doesn't matter what group of people I end up in, there is always at least one guy who ends up being looked up to by everyone, and he ends up being a user and abuser.
Every time.
August 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So. I made dish soap today.
Nevermind that the ingredient to water ratio is MASSIVE. Nevermind that it smells like a retirement home because the only essential oil I have is eucalyptus.
It has the viscosity and coloring of jizz.

I don't wanna use it on my dishes now. Lol
August 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Why be sweet when you can be Salty?

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Jeni Burns Art - Salty Saltine
This is a product description
my-store-9070502.creator-spring.com
August 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hey, are you sharing that video of Sydney Sweeney "apologizing" for the AE ad?

No you're not. That's from 2021, when she was trending on Twitter because people called her ugly.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6ACFFLB/
We love you Sydney 🥺😢 #sydneysweeney #euphoria #celebritynews #sydneysweeny #celebnews #euphoriavibes #cassiehoward #celebs
TikTok video by Sussan_Mourad
www.tiktok.com
August 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I'm so frustrated to be back in this spot again!!
T-Mobile billed me a week early, and I'm $50 short for my phone/internet :'( If you can/want to help out, I would appreciate it. I can pay back, I get paid next week.

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June 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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My dad (82) grew up in Texas, so once I asked him what he learned about Juneteenth as a kid. He said the only thing he knew about it back then was that it was the day Black people were allowed in the public parks.

It’s not ancient history.
It was 160 years ago that enslaved people in Galveston, Texas, learned they had been freed — after the Civil War's end.

The resulting Juneteenth holiday — its name combining “June” and “nineteenth” — has only grown, and it was designated a federal holiday in 2021.
A guide to what the Juneteenth holiday is and how to celebrate it
It was 160 years ago that enslaved people in Galveston, Texas, learned they had been freed — after Civil War's end and two years after President Abraham Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation.
bit.ly
June 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I'm sitting here, watching my aunt slowly gasp her way toward the end. The same woman who just last year invited me to her home, attacked me, unceremoniously checked herself in to the hospital on my birthday, and showed every sign of cancer that doctors should have picked up last year.
June 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Today, I don't go on fb to see all the families making effort to make some part of today special for them. I'm spending today fending off meltdowns, doing dishes from everyone's culinary experiments, and refereeing fights between my 14 and 8yos.

I would just like to take an entire piss in peace.
May 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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leftists 🤝 autistics

being ignored for making accurate observations while people fuck around and then blamed for being ignored once those people find out
April 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I am very tired of people in positions of power trying to keep the narrative that autism is a tragedy, hurting families, etc. THAT'S STICGMA, NOT AUTISM.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjNmJEVw/
#autismacceptance #disabilityacceptance we are human beings with whole lives. we deserve the love of family.
TikTok video by Jeni Burns
www.tiktok.com
April 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Once thing we can say for certain is that Donald Trump has been convicted of more crimes than some of the people he is deporting to a black hole in el salvador with no due process or recourse www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Trump’s Salvadoran Gulag
To be deported, one does not need to be a drug dealer or a terrorist; apparently, having tattoos and being Venezuelan is enough.
www.theatlantic.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Unkind men so often whither in the face of unkindness.
March 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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JD Vance with everyone who likes him.
March 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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not to lib out but if I was looking to make the Dems seem more useful and relevant I’d give this guy a lot more airtime
"Let's not take the soul-sucking path of sacrificing the most persecuted for that which we deem to be most popular. I know that there are transgender children right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am."
March 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Ah yes, let's make it easier for banks to take money from people who have no money...

Not sure how this is going to help people afford eggs.
March 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Yup- emergency managers were the original DOGE.
I hate how the Flint Water Crisis was turned into an infrastructure issue when it was actually an issue of fascism.
March 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My ex just drove his girlfriend to serve our divorce papers.
We've been separated for 8 1/2 years. He left us for her.
In the divorce petition, he grants me sole custody, and wants zero parenting time.

Who does this? What did the kids ever do to deserve any of this?
March 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Ok. Did anyone else shout "YOU JUST FUCKING RUINED IT!" at the t.v. at the ending of the season finale of Mythic Quest?
March 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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There are painfully few details on this
International graduate student at Tufts University detained by federal agents
Tufts said it was told the student's visa status has been terminated, and the university is now working to confirm that information.
www.wcvb.com
March 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I'm in that weird space where my kid's birthday is in 2 weeks, but I have everything for his birthday ready right now.
I haaaaate waiting to give people stuff I know they will love.
March 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You know that feeling when you join a fan discord for something and it ends up being full of chuds?
Exact opposite with @oldgodspod.bsky.social
I'm still reading up, but I love opening a discord full of good.
March 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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This isn't the canary in the coal mine, it's a mine shaft full of dead miners.
Let this sink in.

The lawyers of US greencard holder Mahmoud Khalil have not been able to have A SINGLE PHONE CALL with their client since he was arrested on Saturday night. Today, the court had to order that Khalil be allowed calls.

This is not normal. www.cnn.com/2025/03/12/u...
Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil will remain in ICE detention in Louisiana after first court hearing | CNN
Prominent Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil will remain in an ICE detention facility in Louisiana for now following a procedural hearing in New York, days after he was arrested by federal officials ...
www.cnn.com
March 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM