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Jeni Burns
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complicated person who happens to also be a parent. can be plied with tacos.
https://ko-fi.com/jeniburns

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I need help for one more day!!! I need 2 hat sales to pay for our stay, 3 to get some food for the kids and I ko-fi.com/jeniburns/shop If you would rather donate: paypal.me/frythepickle $frythepickle @ Jeni - Burns All help, especially shares, are appreciated
Close up of knitted hat. Text overlays say "There is light at the end of the tunnel!!!" and "One More Day!!"
January 31, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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Hit me up at ko-fi.com/jeniburns and order from my shop, or commission me! All proceeds go to helping my family survive, and keep my kids fed!
Want to help out, but don't want to buy? Check out my dono links!
Paypal.me/frythepickle
$frythepickle
@ Jeni - Burns
Please share!
Animated gif, text reads "Handmade Just For You!" "Order a handknit item from me, and help my family in need!" "ko-fi.com/jeniburns", animation is of 3 images flickering onto the image, top is of beanies, middle is of scarves, bottom is of blankets.
January 24, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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My youngest child poured her Sprite out on my bed (while deadpan staring at me, so no, it wasn't an accident) tonight, and because I made her clean it up, she now wants everyone else to leave the planet. Ok, Bender.
September 3, 2023 at 4:37 AM
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A series of four images. First image shows person at desk with a green pod next to it. Second image shows person crawling into the green pod. Third image shows person inside green pod almost zipped up. Fourth image shows person inside chrysalis pod, lying on their side.
August 26, 2023 at 1:43 AM
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Ways to help my family of 4 survive being homeless while disabled:

Buy from my Teespring shop:
https://my-store-9070502.creator-spring.com/
Get a membership, buy things in my shop, or donate on Kofi:
https://ko-fi.com/jeniburns
Buy my books on Amazon
https://amzn.to/47DjTUO
https://amzn.to/3DYVrzr
Picture depicts a little blonde girl in a black t shirt and dirt on her face with a slight smile. Little girl also has brown eyes and tiny silver earrings.
August 16, 2023 at 8:41 PM
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The final design of the Hermit, this wise man sits in a cave, ready to lead you on your journey.

https://my-store-9070502.creator-spring.com/listing/the-hermit-ix-re-imagined-4
Old wise man in cave, wearing robes, holding glowing specimen. Image titled IX The Hermit
August 15, 2023 at 9:02 PM
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Just added the latest Re-Imagining of The Hermit IX to my Teespring Shop!

https://my-store-9070502.creator-spring.com/listing/the-hermit-ix-re-imagined-3
Image contains elderly man with a beard standing inside cave, wearing robes, holding staff with light on the tip. Color palate for image is blues.
August 14, 2023 at 3:38 PM
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I've released my latest Re-imagining of The Hermit IX!

https://my-store-9070502.creator-spring.com/listing/the-hermit-ix-reimagined-2
Image depicts a young woman in a cave, holding a lamp, surrounded by mists and spiderwebs. Text reads XI The Hermit.
August 14, 2023 at 12:30 AM
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My latest version of The Hermit IX - Re-creation is now available on TeeSpring!

https://my-store-9070502.creator-spring.com/listing/the-hermit-ix-re-imagined
This image contains an elderly wise woman standing in a cloud of mist, in the foyer of a nice home. Teal walls, and a white ceiling hold a beautiful chandelier. She is wearing a dark teal gown that seems to melt into the mist.
August 12, 2023 at 3:18 AM
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https://ko-fi.com/post/Resurrecting-a-project--Re-Imagining-Tarot-T6T2O3YG7

Resurrecting my Tarot series!
Image contains a woman in a cave, holding a lantern, in front of a portal, in the mist. The woman has grey hair that is windblown, is wearing a robe that is partially opened to display her round belly and breast. Title of image is IX - Hermit, also displayed on the image.
August 11, 2023 at 9:58 PM
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Meme saying "What I mean by a salad .. *heart emoji* Hot fries, hot popcorn, hot Cheetos, hot peanuts, lime peanuts, tajin, Lucas and Valentina" with the described ingredients in a bowl.
August 10, 2023 at 6:37 PM
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I'm proud of myself for this one. My motel room doesn't have any tables, so I made a desk out of 3 tv trays from walmart. BOOM $30 desk I can fold up when we move.
picture of 3 tv trays pushed together to make a desk, laptop with bluesky open on it, charging headphones, and various desk clutter.
August 9, 2023 at 10:11 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
July 30, 2023 at 12:41 PM
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reskeet with a time you looked cool
July 23, 2023 at 4:32 AM
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Super excited to bring these back, just in time for fall baby/tot pics!

ko-fi.com/s/8474b72a00

#handmade #crochet #handcrafted
July 21, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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July 19, 2023 at 1:40 PM