I’m pretty sure that if some CEO got fired from his job & on his way out he told a mob of crazies to show up with zip ties, flag poles and tasers and to bash in the windows & smear poop on the walls, that he wouldn’t get hired back a few years later, but what the hell do I know.

Forever aspiring to the level of relaxation that cats make look effortless.

one of the secrets to successfully cohabitating with cats is being able to say “HEY.” in a voice that commands respect

just moved here from Twitter. same username. I used to post about cats, star wars, chronic illness, and idk what else. hoping to rebuild my following list and find old mutuals.

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches