Uncle Tits
@uncletits.bsky.social
I'm a dog called Uncle Tits. Also a communist.
I want to stamp elon musk to death
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I want to stamp elon musk to death
Can I say cunt on here still or do I have to send them a picture of my passport?
July 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Can I say cunt on here still or do I have to send them a picture of my passport?
Just came here to make sure none of yous cunts are supporting a proscribed terrorist outfit. If so, I'm telling the police.
July 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just came here to make sure none of yous cunts are supporting a proscribed terrorist outfit. If so, I'm telling the police.
There isn't a better sport than snooker, I'm afraid. It's the only good sport we have. All the other sports aspire to snooker, but they can never match it.
1. Cozy
2. Precise
3. Goes on for ages (value for money)
4. 'Where's the cueball going?' (Zen)
1. Cozy
2. Precise
3. Goes on for ages (value for money)
4. 'Where's the cueball going?' (Zen)
April 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
There isn't a better sport than snooker, I'm afraid. It's the only good sport we have. All the other sports aspire to snooker, but they can never match it.
1. Cozy
2. Precise
3. Goes on for ages (value for money)
4. 'Where's the cueball going?' (Zen)
1. Cozy
2. Precise
3. Goes on for ages (value for money)
4. 'Where's the cueball going?' (Zen)
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You know how Luigi Mangione killed some rich guy most people had never heard of and now everyone knows his name? Can't imagine how famous someone would be if they killed a CEO everyone knows about and despises ngl
January 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You know how Luigi Mangione killed some rich guy most people had never heard of and now everyone knows his name? Can't imagine how famous someone would be if they killed a CEO everyone knows about and despises ngl
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Must be nice to be in a position where a trying morning looks like a hangover and snitching on some hungry people rather than, you know, being so desperate you're driven to shoplifting for food.
December 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Must be nice to be in a position where a trying morning looks like a hangover and snitching on some hungry people rather than, you know, being so desperate you're driven to shoplifting for food.
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Have to say, on a serious note, this is literally the "Propaganda of the Deed" stuff anarchists once spoke of, and the speed with which the public have taken it on board will be frightening all the right people.
December 6, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Have to say, on a serious note, this is literally the "Propaganda of the Deed" stuff anarchists once spoke of, and the speed with which the public have taken it on board will be frightening all the right people.
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I hear Sonia Sodha is on a picket line today?
December 4, 2024 at 12:05 PM
I hear Sonia Sodha is on a picket line today?
Will Self at Kafka's grave with his writer's bum on full display (2015)
December 4, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Will Self at Kafka's grave with his writer's bum on full display (2015)
This isn't very Christmassy 😡
🚨 Last month averaged the lowest #Antarctic sea ice extent on record for the month of November.
This was 1,710,000 km² below the 1981-2010 average. Data from NSIDC: nsidc.org/data/seaice_...
This was 1,710,000 km² below the 1981-2010 average. Data from NSIDC: nsidc.org/data/seaice_...
December 4, 2024 at 1:36 AM
This isn't very Christmassy 😡
Post yourself make it black and white
December 4, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Post yourself make it black and white
Sniper Elite 4 is a Christmas game.
December 4, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Sniper Elite 4 is a Christmas game.
The tree's going up this weekend, lads.
December 4, 2024 at 1:14 AM
The tree's going up this weekend, lads.
The biggest mistake capital ever made was allowing the poors to get educated.
Listen to David Harvey. Share David Harvey.
youtu.be/dseBBrRiK20?...
Listen to David Harvey. Share David Harvey.
youtu.be/dseBBrRiK20?...
Anti-Capitalist Chronicles: Revolt and Recession - The Global Crisis of Higher Education and Work
YouTube video by Politics In Motion
youtu.be
November 17, 2024 at 7:55 PM
The biggest mistake capital ever made was allowing the poors to get educated.
Listen to David Harvey. Share David Harvey.
youtu.be/dseBBrRiK20?...
Listen to David Harvey. Share David Harvey.
youtu.be/dseBBrRiK20?...
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IM BEING TRAPPED AGAINST MY WILL BY SCARECROWS BUT THEY LET ME USE BSKYB COZ THEY KNOW NO ONE WILL READ MY MESSAGES 😿😿😿
November 13, 2024 at 6:21 PM
IM BEING TRAPPED AGAINST MY WILL BY SCARECROWS BUT THEY LET ME USE BSKYB COZ THEY KNOW NO ONE WILL READ MY MESSAGES 😿😿😿
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HE'S HAD A FUCKING HAIR TRANSPLANT
November 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
HE'S HAD A FUCKING HAIR TRANSPLANT
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4 years after you married a BBC TV producer? Really pulled yourself up by your bootstraps there, didn't you?
26 years ago, I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.
November 14, 2024 at 8:47 PM
4 years after you married a BBC TV producer? Really pulled yourself up by your bootstraps there, didn't you?
Whenever my antipodean enemies start doing the haka I just laugh in their faces because that's when I know I've won.
November 14, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Whenever my antipodean enemies start doing the haka I just laugh in their faces because that's when I know I've won.
My American girlfriend just went mental when I put the teaspoon of coffee granules into the chilli I was making for us lol
How is it British people know more about authentic South American food than the dipshit yanks?
How is it British people know more about authentic South American food than the dipshit yanks?
November 14, 2024 at 8:01 PM
My American girlfriend just went mental when I put the teaspoon of coffee granules into the chilli I was making for us lol
How is it British people know more about authentic South American food than the dipshit yanks?
How is it British people know more about authentic South American food than the dipshit yanks?
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perhaps their generation should have considered leaving the world less abjectly on fire?
November 13, 2024 at 1:12 AM
perhaps their generation should have considered leaving the world less abjectly on fire?
Awful to see the melts getting radicalised over on the bird app. No wonder many are seeking refuge here.
November 14, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Awful to see the melts getting radicalised over on the bird app. No wonder many are seeking refuge here.
If you see this post a bird
October 20, 2024 at 1:34 AM
If you see this post a bird