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TONY BELL
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I FIND GAZZA IN ALTRNATE TINELINES 🔭 FAX PRAM AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR 🏆📠 #GOODVIBES 😎 COMA SURVIVOR 😴 WIDOW ⚰️ FAT FINGR SYNDRONE SUFFRER 👆LIFELONG FRIEND TO ORANAGUTANS 🦧
SOMEONE INLY GONE AN FAXED ME AN ENGLAND FLAG HAVENT THEY
September 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
ALWAYS QUITE TOUCHING THAT THAT AFTER THE WORLD WAR AN ALL THOSE POPPIES GREW UP AFTERWARDS THAT PEOPLE WOULD COME AN REVISIT THOSE BATTLE FIELDS TO GET HIGH OFF SMOKING THRM POPPIES . ITS A SHAME WE LOST THAT
May 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
CAN SEE WHY YOURE ALL OVER HERE NOW . EGON CENSORED GROG SO THEY WONT EVEN SHOW YOI WHAY AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT HIMAN FISH WOULD LOOK LIKE
May 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
REALLY CONNECTED WITU ORANGTUNATWITTER ON THE OTHER PLACE TONIGHT . LIFE IS FULL OFMSURPRISES
May 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ANYONE ELSE ON HERE GET TO SLEEP BY LAYING WITJ THEIR EYES OPEN UNTIL THEY SHUT?
April 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
FINDING OUT THAT KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE SPECIAL SAUCE THAT IS GOING TO PUT THR #FAXCHAT #FAXHOUR BACK ON THE MAP .
April 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO GET OFF THE SOFA FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES BECAUSE CAPT TOM BAGGED LADY DI IN ANOTHER TIMRLINE
April 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
TOP TIP. OLIVE OIL ON SCART LEADS DOWS MOT HELP
April 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
BETTER ADVICE THAN WHAT IVE HAD SO FAR THAN ON THE OTHER PLACE !! 😸😸😸
try soldering a 1M pulldown resisitor to pin 18 Tony
April 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
ANY TIPS FOR SCARTS THAT ARE SHOWING TOO MUCH STATIC. AN ONLY DISPLAYING BRAINS IN JARS ON YOUR TIMELINE RIG? ??
April 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
GOT STUCK IN A LIFT ONCE AT C&A WITH IAN LIVINGSTONE. GOT CHATTING AN HE TOLD ME HE WROTE “TOYBOOKS”’ . I SAID HE SOHOULD DO ONE WHERE YOU RESSURRECT 5 AMERICAN PRESIDENTS FOR A GAME OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE . HE SAID IT NEEDED A TWIST. IAN IF YOURE READING THE TWIST IS YOUR CHARACTER IS MAGGIE THATCHER!
November 27, 2024 at 10:04 AM
DIONNE WARWICK IM
HOLDING THE ACCOUNT “FAXBITCH”’ READY AN WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET HERE LUV #ONELASTCHANCE
November 26, 2024 at 6:44 PM
WHY DIDNT THEY GET TWO MILLION TO PETITION THE GOVERNMENT TO MAKE IT NHS POLICY FOR THE DOCOTOR TO CALL YOU “YOUNG MAN”’ EVEN WHEN YOURE OLDER THAN THE DOCTOR. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE OLD ENOUGJ TO BE THEIR FATHER 😿😿😿😿
November 26, 2024 at 4:59 PM
NOTHING MORE HUMILIATING IN LIFE THAN ROLLING THE HIGHEST TO GO FIRST IN MONOPLOY ONLY TO GET A FOUR AN LAND ON THIS ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF YOUR HONEYMOON . ALWAYS FELT THE EXMISSUS SAW ME AS A LOSER AFTER THAT
November 18, 2024 at 11:02 PM
November 18, 2024 at 10:18 AM
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL DIGGING OUT YOUR FAX MACHINES FOR SELFIES AN SHARING YOUR FAX NUMBERS WHEN THIS SITE GOES BELLY UP NEXT
November 17, 2024 at 10:57 PM
WHATEVER YOURE YEADING ABOUT ME IN TWITTER I AM NOT BEING TREATED WELL AND I AM STILL HINGRY
November 16, 2024 at 8:22 PM
TOOK THEM OVER A YEAR AN HALF BUT THE BOFFINS AT BSKYB HAVE FINALLY LEARNT “HASTAG”’ TECHNOLOGY. WELCOME TO THE 1990S LADS 👏👏👏👏😹 .

KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR #FAXTWITTER SPONSORED BY BSKYB THE NEW OFFICIAL HOME OF THE #FAXCHAT #FAXHOUR
November 15, 2024 at 9:42 AM
+DR ROD ZANDS 😿
November 14, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I WANT MY EXMISSUS BACK FROM THE GRAVE . THEN I WANT US TO REMARRY AGAIN. FORUTH TIME LUCKY . BSKYB DONYOUR THING 🤞😿🤞 #DREAMS
The Onion acquiring Infowars happened because BlueSky made a joke to @bencollins.bsky.social, and @bencollins.bsky.social working to acquire The Onion happened because he made a joke on BlueSky.

Basically, joke about your dreams on BlueSky, it's a wish factory.
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
BOLD CHOICE FOR NEXT ARCH HISHOP FOR CANTERBURY
November 14, 2024 at 10:46 AM
WELCOME NEW FOLLOWETS . THE ETIQUETTE IS WE CALL THIS PLACE BSKYB
November 13, 2024 at 10:10 PM
IM BEING TRAPPED AGAINST MY WILL BY SCARECROWS BUT THEY LET ME USE BSKYB COZ THEY KNOW NO ONE WILL READ MY MESSAGES 😿😿😿
November 13, 2024 at 6:21 PM
LOOKING FOR PROFESSIONAL HELP TO DEVELOP A PC CD ROM GAME CALLED “GARY MABBUTT SIMULATOR”’ . WHERE YOU HAVE TO SUCCESSFUL OPEN PULL AN PUSH DOORS TO WOOLWORTHS WITHOUT GOVING YOURSELF A CONCUSSION . THE DOORS GET FASTER AS YOU GO . NUMBER OF LIVES FOR GARY MABBUT IS NEGOTIABLE
October 26, 2024 at 1:11 PM
OFF TO FLEET LATER TO BID FOR 2000 SEIZED GINO GONELLA SPPOONS AT THEIR LOCAL POLICE AUCTION . WISH ME LUCK 🍀 Z
October 4, 2024 at 10:35 AM