TONY BELL
@altgazza.bsky.social
I FIND GAZZA IN ALTRNATE TINELINES 🔭 FAX PRAM AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR 🏆📠 #GOODVIBES 😎 COMA SURVIVOR 😴 WIDOW ⚰️ FAT FINGR SYNDRONE SUFFRER 👆LIFELONG FRIEND TO ORANAGUTANS 🦧
CAN SEE WHY YOURE ALL OVER HERE NOW . EGON CENSORED GROG SO THEY WONT EVEN SHOW YOI WHAY AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT HIMAN FISH WOULD LOOK LIKE
May 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
CAN SEE WHY YOURE ALL OVER HERE NOW . EGON CENSORED GROG SO THEY WONT EVEN SHOW YOI WHAY AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT HIMAN FISH WOULD LOOK LIKE
HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO GET OFF THE SOFA FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES BECAUSE CAPT TOM BAGGED LADY DI IN ANOTHER TIMRLINE
April 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO GET OFF THE SOFA FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES BECAUSE CAPT TOM BAGGED LADY DI IN ANOTHER TIMRLINE
NOTHING MORE HUMILIATING IN LIFE THAN ROLLING THE HIGHEST TO GO FIRST IN MONOPLOY ONLY TO GET A FOUR AN LAND ON THIS ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF YOUR HONEYMOON . ALWAYS FELT THE EXMISSUS SAW ME AS A LOSER AFTER THAT
November 18, 2024 at 11:02 PM
NOTHING MORE HUMILIATING IN LIFE THAN ROLLING THE HIGHEST TO GO FIRST IN MONOPLOY ONLY TO GET A FOUR AN LAND ON THIS ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF YOUR HONEYMOON . ALWAYS FELT THE EXMISSUS SAW ME AS A LOSER AFTER THAT
BOLD CHOICE FOR NEXT ARCH HISHOP FOR CANTERBURY
November 14, 2024 at 10:46 AM
BOLD CHOICE FOR NEXT ARCH HISHOP FOR CANTERBURY
OFF TO FLEET LATER TO BID FOR 2000 SEIZED GINO GONELLA SPPOONS AT THEIR LOCAL POLICE AUCTION . WISH ME LUCK 🍀 Z
October 4, 2024 at 10:35 AM
OFF TO FLEET LATER TO BID FOR 2000 SEIZED GINO GONELLA SPPOONS AT THEIR LOCAL POLICE AUCTION . WISH ME LUCK 🍀 Z
“THEY WAIT FOR ME EVERYDAY. EVEN IF I CHANGE MY ROUTE THEY EVENTUALLY FIND ME. THEY SHOUT THINGS AT ME. LIKE WHETHER IVE HEARD OF EMAIL. SOMETIMES THEY FOLLOW ME AN GIVE ME A ROUND OF APPLAUSE BUT I KNOW THRY DONT MEAN IT. IF I COMPLAIN TO THEIR SCHOOL IT JUST MAKES IT WORSE”’ GERRY TOWEL TELLS ME 😿
November 22, 2023 at 10:02 PM
“THEY WAIT FOR ME EVERYDAY. EVEN IF I CHANGE MY ROUTE THEY EVENTUALLY FIND ME. THEY SHOUT THINGS AT ME. LIKE WHETHER IVE HEARD OF EMAIL. SOMETIMES THEY FOLLOW ME AN GIVE ME A ROUND OF APPLAUSE BUT I KNOW THRY DONT MEAN IT. IF I COMPLAIN TO THEIR SCHOOL IT JUST MAKES IT WORSE”’ GERRY TOWEL TELLS ME 😿
“ONCE MY LEGS HAD SEEN BETTER DAYS I DIDNT WANT THAT TO BE THE END OF MY FAXPRAM. I THIUGHT THERE MYST BE A WAY I CAN GET IN THE PRAM TOO. WITH A FEW ADAPTATIONS THERE WAS! PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS HAILING ME TO STOP ME FOR A SELFIE. I DONT MIND. EVEN IF THEY DO MISTAKE FOR CLIVE SINCLAIR”’ SAYS LESLIE HAY
November 3, 2023 at 5:17 PM
“ONCE MY LEGS HAD SEEN BETTER DAYS I DIDNT WANT THAT TO BE THE END OF MY FAXPRAM. I THIUGHT THERE MYST BE A WAY I CAN GET IN THE PRAM TOO. WITH A FEW ADAPTATIONS THERE WAS! PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS HAILING ME TO STOP ME FOR A SELFIE. I DONT MIND. EVEN IF THEY DO MISTAKE FOR CLIVE SINCLAIR”’ SAYS LESLIE HAY
MET DAVE TODAY . THE OLDSCHOOL #FAXPRAM ROMANTIC FIRED OFF A FAX PROPOSAL RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I ASKED HIM WHY NOT IN PERSON AN HE SAID “I WANT TO BE ABLE TO ARCHIVE AN FILE THIS MOMENT. FAXES ARE TIMELESS JUST LIKE OUR LOVE”’ . I HOPE THEY SAID YES! WAITED OVER AN HOUR WITH HIM BUT NO FAXBACK 🤞💍📠
October 21, 2023 at 1:58 PM
MET DAVE TODAY . THE OLDSCHOOL #FAXPRAM ROMANTIC FIRED OFF A FAX PROPOSAL RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I ASKED HIM WHY NOT IN PERSON AN HE SAID “I WANT TO BE ABLE TO ARCHIVE AN FILE THIS MOMENT. FAXES ARE TIMELESS JUST LIKE OUR LOVE”’ . I HOPE THEY SAID YES! WAITED OVER AN HOUR WITH HIM BUT NO FAXBACK 🤞💍📠
LIZ SAYS “I ALWAYS HAVE TO REMIND HIM (BRIAN FROM NEXT DOOR)) WHEN HE SIGNS FOR ANY POST WHILE IM OUT THAT I DONT HAVE A FAX MACHINE. I CANT READ THEM ! HE ALWAYS LOOKS SO OFFENDED. LIKE HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY I DONT HAVE ONE. WHERE DO FAXES EVEN GO IF YOU DONT HAVE A FAX? ?” GOOD WUESTION LIZ 🙀
October 20, 2023 at 9:40 AM
LIZ SAYS “I ALWAYS HAVE TO REMIND HIM (BRIAN FROM NEXT DOOR)) WHEN HE SIGNS FOR ANY POST WHILE IM OUT THAT I DONT HAVE A FAX MACHINE. I CANT READ THEM ! HE ALWAYS LOOKS SO OFFENDED. LIKE HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY I DONT HAVE ONE. WHERE DO FAXES EVEN GO IF YOU DONT HAVE A FAX? ?” GOOD WUESTION LIZ 🙀
MEET TED GRUNDY . LOVELY OLD FELLA WELL KNOWN TO WVERYONE ON THE ISLE OF MAUREEN. ESPECIALLY THE MATINEE SHOWINGS AT “THE EMPIRE”’ WHERE HE WHEELS IN HIS FAXPRAM. “I JUST DONT WANT TO MISS ANY MESSAGES EVEN IF I AM AT THE PICTURES! I DO WAIT UNTIL THE END BEFORE I READ ANY FAXES THOUGH!”’
October 18, 2023 at 9:15 PM
MEET TED GRUNDY . LOVELY OLD FELLA WELL KNOWN TO WVERYONE ON THE ISLE OF MAUREEN. ESPECIALLY THE MATINEE SHOWINGS AT “THE EMPIRE”’ WHERE HE WHEELS IN HIS FAXPRAM. “I JUST DONT WANT TO MISS ANY MESSAGES EVEN IF I AM AT THE PICTURES! I DO WAIT UNTIL THE END BEFORE I READ ANY FAXES THOUGH!”’
HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING SISTERS MAVIS AN LILITH WHILE I WERE OUT TRYING TO “POWER WALK”’ TO MORRISONS. REALLY INTERESTING HOW THEY USE FAXPRAMS AS AN “ON THE GO”’ WAY FOR THE PUBLIC TO CONNECT WITH GOD . NO INTEREST TO ME AS IM A TACTICAL ATHEIEST BUT WHAT A CREATIVE USE OF TECHNOLOGY 👏 #FAXFANS
October 18, 2023 at 12:58 PM
HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING SISTERS MAVIS AN LILITH WHILE I WERE OUT TRYING TO “POWER WALK”’ TO MORRISONS. REALLY INTERESTING HOW THEY USE FAXPRAMS AS AN “ON THE GO”’ WAY FOR THE PUBLIC TO CONNECT WITH GOD . NO INTEREST TO ME AS IM A TACTICAL ATHEIEST BUT WHAT A CREATIVE USE OF TECHNOLOGY 👏 #FAXFANS
POPPED DOWN TO COVENT GARDEN TO SEE ALEX AN RITA . THE WORLD FAMOUS “GOLD STATUE FAXERS”’ . ABSOLUTE HONOUR TO OBSERVE THEIR MOITIONLESS “WAITING FOR THE FAX TO FINISH PRINTING”’ PERFORMANE . METICULOUS DEDICATION TO THEIR CRAFT AN FAXING
October 17, 2023 at 6:47 PM
POPPED DOWN TO COVENT GARDEN TO SEE ALEX AN RITA . THE WORLD FAMOUS “GOLD STATUE FAXERS”’ . ABSOLUTE HONOUR TO OBSERVE THEIR MOITIONLESS “WAITING FOR THE FAX TO FINISH PRINTING”’ PERFORMANE . METICULOUS DEDICATION TO THEIR CRAFT AN FAXING
IN THIS PRESOGIOUS ROLE I WILL BE MEETING AN GREETING #FAXFANS ACTOSS THE LANDS. SPEAKING UP FOR THE SILENT FAX OWNING MAJORITY. SHARING THEIR STORIES SINCE EGON HAS DESTROYED #FAXTWITTER 😾. LIKE HAROLD HERE. RETIRED PAUL WELLER LOOKALIKE NOW OWNER OF THE LARGEST SHEDBASED FAX MUSEUM IN THE COUNTRY!
October 17, 2023 at 10:54 AM
IN THIS PRESOGIOUS ROLE I WILL BE MEETING AN GREETING #FAXFANS ACTOSS THE LANDS. SPEAKING UP FOR THE SILENT FAX OWNING MAJORITY. SHARING THEIR STORIES SINCE EGON HAS DESTROYED #FAXTWITTER 😾. LIKE HAROLD HERE. RETIRED PAUL WELLER LOOKALIKE NOW OWNER OF THE LARGEST SHEDBASED FAX MUSEUM IN THE COUNTRY!
NEW PROFILE PIC . “FAX PRAM AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR”’ 🏆📠
October 17, 2023 at 10:24 AM
NEW PROFILE PIC . “FAX PRAM AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR”’ 🏆📠
WAS LUCKY ENOUGJ TO SEE THE BIG MAN LIVE ONCE. IN CONCERT. FOR ALL OF FIVE MINUTES. THE WAY HE WERE SHOUTING HOW WERE I SUPPOSED TO KNOWN IT WERENT “SING ALONG”’ ?? DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT ON THE TICKET 😾😾😾 #ADVANCEDSHOUTING
October 2, 2023 at 3:59 PM
WAS LUCKY ENOUGJ TO SEE THE BIG MAN LIVE ONCE. IN CONCERT. FOR ALL OF FIVE MINUTES. THE WAY HE WERE SHOUTING HOW WERE I SUPPOSED TO KNOWN IT WERENT “SING ALONG”’ ?? DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT ON THE TICKET 😾😾😾 #ADVANCEDSHOUTING
GOTTA BE HONEST IVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD DANIELS OBSESSION TO HAVE A PRSENCE IN THE CUT THROAT WORLD OF HIGH STREET PHARMACY BUT FAIR PLAY TO THE LAD . BETTER THAN PLANET HOLYWOODS
September 26, 2023 at 9:28 PM
GOTTA BE HONEST IVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD DANIELS OBSESSION TO HAVE A PRSENCE IN THE CUT THROAT WORLD OF HIGH STREET PHARMACY BUT FAIR PLAY TO THE LAD . BETTER THAN PLANET HOLYWOODS
SAD TO SAY BUT BOBBY CHARLTON WERE BORN IN THE WRONG ERA. THE NON ADDICTIVE GLUE TECHNOLOGY WE HAVE AVAILABLE TO US NOWADAYS COULD HONEST TO GOD HAVE MADE THIS STYLE WORK AN HE WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO RETIRE FROM EARLY OUT OF TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT 😿😿😿
September 26, 2023 at 3:16 PM
SAD TO SAY BUT BOBBY CHARLTON WERE BORN IN THE WRONG ERA. THE NON ADDICTIVE GLUE TECHNOLOGY WE HAVE AVAILABLE TO US NOWADAYS COULD HONEST TO GOD HAVE MADE THIS STYLE WORK AN HE WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO RETIRE FROM EARLY OUT OF TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT 😿😿😿
EXCITING NEW CAREER OPPORTUNITU JUST OPENED UP
September 25, 2023 at 12:18 PM
EXCITING NEW CAREER OPPORTUNITU JUST OPENED UP
GONNA USE THE ARSE END DYING DAYS OF TWITTER TO WIN BACK #BAILEYS . TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS I NEVER STOPPED DRINKING IT AN MAYBE IT CAN ALL BE DIFFERENT WITH BAILEYS GHANA….. 🤞😽🤞
September 24, 2023 at 8:34 PM
GONNA USE THE ARSE END DYING DAYS OF TWITTER TO WIN BACK #BAILEYS . TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS I NEVER STOPPED DRINKING IT AN MAYBE IT CAN ALL BE DIFFERENT WITH BAILEYS GHANA….. 🤞😽🤞
LOVELY TO SEE ONE OF THE PROUDEST MOMENTS OF MY OIFE GET A SHOUT OUT ON TWITTER. THIS IS WHAT #MENSMENTALHEALTH SUPPORT FOR ME N LOOKS LIKE
September 17, 2023 at 12:16 PM
LOVELY TO SEE ONE OF THE PROUDEST MOMENTS OF MY OIFE GET A SHOUT OUT ON TWITTER. THIS IS WHAT #MENSMENTALHEALTH SUPPORT FOR ME N LOOKS LIKE
SEEING ALL THESE BILLIONAIRES LIKE EGON . RICHARD BRANSTON. AN THE AMAZON BALD. ALL PUMPING BILLIONS INTO A “SPACE RACE”’. AN IM WONDERING HAVE WE TEALLY JUST GIVEN UP ON MAKING WARDROBE BASED TRANSIT A REALITY?
September 12, 2023 at 9:11 PM
SEEING ALL THESE BILLIONAIRES LIKE EGON . RICHARD BRANSTON. AN THE AMAZON BALD. ALL PUMPING BILLIONS INTO A “SPACE RACE”’. AN IM WONDERING HAVE WE TEALLY JUST GIVEN UP ON MAKING WARDROBE BASED TRANSIT A REALITY?
HAD THE STRANGEST #CARAMAC🦧 DREAM. WE WERE ON “RECORD BREAKERS”’ BUILDING THE WORLDS LONGEST DOMINO RUN. ROY CASTLE GETS IMPATIENT AN STARTS TAPDANCING. THE TREMORS TOPPLE ALL OUR DOMINOES! CARAMAC GOES APESHIT AN BEATS HIM TO DEATH WITH HIS TAPSHOES. WOKE UP WITH THE TASTE OF ROYS BLOOD IN MY MOUTH
September 7, 2023 at 11:15 AM
HAD THE STRANGEST #CARAMAC🦧 DREAM. WE WERE ON “RECORD BREAKERS”’ BUILDING THE WORLDS LONGEST DOMINO RUN. ROY CASTLE GETS IMPATIENT AN STARTS TAPDANCING. THE TREMORS TOPPLE ALL OUR DOMINOES! CARAMAC GOES APESHIT AN BEATS HIM TO DEATH WITH HIS TAPSHOES. WOKE UP WITH THE TASTE OF ROYS BLOOD IN MY MOUTH