ts neo guido nico
@unclecoachgiuseppe.bsky.social
“for a smart kid, he’s awful stupid” —my grandmother | transsexual neo-guido | proud father of a gay dog | writer/comedian | he/him
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the beauty of poetry is in the act of interpretation
July 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
the beauty of poetry is in the act of interpretation
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it’s that time of year again
July 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
it’s that time of year again
not enough people talking about my boyfriend violating the geneva convention at riis beach during pride month…………….
today i waterboarded my boyfriend by accident
June 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
not enough people talking about my boyfriend violating the geneva convention at riis beach during pride month…………….
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I continue to believe that if everyone approached dating with the sole expectation of “having a weird night” we would heal as a society.
it bums me out how miserable you guys all seem dating. i used to LOVE dating. it’s supposed to be fun! low stakes sex tourism of your very own city! what have the apps wrought upon us all!
June 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I continue to believe that if everyone approached dating with the sole expectation of “having a weird night” we would heal as a society.
happy pride from my gay ass dog and my next door neighbors dog who is in love with him
June 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
happy pride from my gay ass dog and my next door neighbors dog who is in love with him
i was making fun of my boyfriend for being gay & his siri literally activated & said “if you need help, PFLAG is an organization that—“ & i need everyone to know that a fucking robot called me a homophobe during pride month.
June 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i was making fun of my boyfriend for being gay & his siri literally activated & said “if you need help, PFLAG is an organization that—“ & i need everyone to know that a fucking robot called me a homophobe during pride month.
number of times my guitar hero controller has completed “through the fire and the flames” by dragonforce: 0
number of times my guitar hero controller has been in a drag show: 2
number of times my guitar hero controller has been in a drag show: 2
June 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
number of times my guitar hero controller has completed “through the fire and the flames” by dragonforce: 0
number of times my guitar hero controller has been in a drag show: 2
number of times my guitar hero controller has been in a drag show: 2
not to be an old italian man about it but i get really stressed out when i see videos of people teaching you how to cook things and they cant handle a knife correctly
June 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
not to be an old italian man about it but i get really stressed out when i see videos of people teaching you how to cook things and they cant handle a knife correctly
having self realizations while listening to treat me like a toilet on a beautiful sunday afternoon 💕 this is why god made the universe 💕
June 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
having self realizations while listening to treat me like a toilet on a beautiful sunday afternoon 💕 this is why god made the universe 💕
called a raccoon a douchebag today. This is my 30s 💕
May 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
called a raccoon a douchebag today. This is my 30s 💕
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dollapalooza…thank you
May 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
dollapalooza…thank you
had to reorganize the board games shelf at my job (coffee shop/bar) & found a stack of various stickers & among them were like 5 of these so now im going sherlock homo mode trying to figure out which of my regulars are part of the polycule that made & left these stickers
May 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
had to reorganize the board games shelf at my job (coffee shop/bar) & found a stack of various stickers & among them were like 5 of these so now im going sherlock homo mode trying to figure out which of my regulars are part of the polycule that made & left these stickers
how i was dressed at work when a guy came in to order a coffee and then asked me if i knew where he could get a”save the dolls” t shirt
April 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
how i was dressed at work when a guy came in to order a coffee and then asked me if i knew where he could get a”save the dolls” t shirt
coming back on here to tell everyone i was transvestigated at the drag show i was performing in last night. Irony is amazing. Beautiful. Cant stop laughing
March 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
coming back on here to tell everyone i was transvestigated at the drag show i was performing in last night. Irony is amazing. Beautiful. Cant stop laughing
imaging a world where anderson cooper & andy cohen do a pre-Super Bowl show where they’re hopped up on coke & interviewing the players & coaches who do not want to talk to them but they’re on coke so they’re unrelenting & aggressively asking them questions treating it like red carpet coverage
February 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
imaging a world where anderson cooper & andy cohen do a pre-Super Bowl show where they’re hopped up on coke & interviewing the players & coaches who do not want to talk to them but they’re on coke so they’re unrelenting & aggressively asking them questions treating it like red carpet coverage
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context is I found a game in my game boy advance collection on my emulator called “The Bible Game” & accidentally got them addicted. It’s an absolutely terrible game & we could not stop playing it. Selected “view key” cause we thought it would tell us what the icons meant. No. It showed me a key
January 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
context is I found a game in my game boy advance collection on my emulator called “The Bible Game” & accidentally got them addicted. It’s an absolutely terrible game & we could not stop playing it. Selected “view key” cause we thought it would tell us what the icons meant. No. It showed me a key
feel absolutely thrilled to have made my drag debut s*cking d*ck to the beat
January 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
feel absolutely thrilled to have made my drag debut s*cking d*ck to the beat
i really woke up today and immediately texted @maxxlove.bsky.social and asked him if he’d teach me how to do the worm
January 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i really woke up today and immediately texted @maxxlove.bsky.social and asked him if he’d teach me how to do the worm
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never should’ve smoked that shit now i’m in the butch room
January 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
never should’ve smoked that shit now i’m in the butch room
I’d have so much fun if I could turn into a bee I’d be so fucking annoying
December 22, 2024 at 3:09 AM
I’d have so much fun if I could turn into a bee I’d be so fucking annoying
everyone keeps making fun of my “high-key millennial-coded” spotify wrapped for having 50 cent in the top artists :/
December 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
everyone keeps making fun of my “high-key millennial-coded” spotify wrapped for having 50 cent in the top artists :/
a can of Celsius and some pussy 💕
December 15, 2024 at 1:23 AM
a can of Celsius and some pussy 💕
huge day for bisexual Italians. We stand with Luigi 🫡
December 9, 2024 at 10:00 PM
huge day for bisexual Italians. We stand with Luigi 🫡