the beauty of poetry is in the act of interpretation

IT SURE WAS
-guy who guy waterboarded

if moisés (my gay ass dog) doesnt say hello to him he just sits at the fence staring at him and cries and i feel so bad for him

I see this raccoon multiple times a week and last time i saw him he literally stood on his hind legs and squared up at me and my dog. Hes a douchebag

Does anyone want to join my Panic! At the Disco cover band we’re called Transvestigated! At the Drag Show

audience member asked me after my number if i was trans & i said yes & they were like oh cool it would have been crazy if you were like a cis guy drag king & i said i would love to see a cis guy drag king :) but i am not one :)

here’s the game description and preview from the menu

yes I put The Bible Game in my favorites