Umenzi Slanter => F^2
@umenzi-slanter.bsky.social
30 - Halfrican American - Home Cook, War Gamer, Anime & Manga Enjoyer, Paws Appreciator, fishkeeper, and Spiritual Guide. I don't believe in SFW socials. Sexuality: "Yes"
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Just a heads up as it's come up. I do alot of videogames, Manga, cooking, and political chatting, but I don't feel like keeping two pages for the NSFW stuff.
If you ain't about that life DO NOT HIT VIEW on those posts.
Tyty - PR Me
If you ain't about that life DO NOT HIT VIEW on those posts.
Tyty - PR Me
Had a really cute conversation about Chili recipes in BF6 which lead to the whole lobby talking about where they're from in all chat. Wholesome conversation and we won!
I was talking about how this new icelock game mode is funny cuz its Tshirt weather for Wisconsin and we're dying of cold.
I was talking about how this new icelock game mode is funny cuz its Tshirt weather for Wisconsin and we're dying of cold.
a blurry picture of a city at night with a lot of lights coming out of it
ALT: a blurry picture of a city at night with a lot of lights coming out of it
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December 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Had a really cute conversation about Chili recipes in BF6 which lead to the whole lobby talking about where they're from in all chat. Wholesome conversation and we won!
I was talking about how this new icelock game mode is funny cuz its Tshirt weather for Wisconsin and we're dying of cold.
I was talking about how this new icelock game mode is funny cuz its Tshirt weather for Wisconsin and we're dying of cold.
Many people are saying this. I been working my doggie tail off this week catching up n cleaning up behind the person who covered for me. My buddy says his first question of the day was what's the treatment for some obscure disease when the last question he got was "who's a good kitty?" Rough ouchea
I'm sure I'm mostly preaching to the choir, but that first re-entry back into the day job after a week of Midwest FurFest is rough as hell. Also dealing with people panicking that I'm only there through Friday then out until January and them needing everything now Now NOW!
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Many people are saying this. I been working my doggie tail off this week catching up n cleaning up behind the person who covered for me. My buddy says his first question of the day was what's the treatment for some obscure disease when the last question he got was "who's a good kitty?" Rough ouchea
Same as it ever was. Part of growing up for my generation was just learning no matter who the president is, this is the posture. Even Obamna would have politely declined the invitation, but Homan and the rest of the kids should still try to have fun without him. In short, black people been knowing.
December 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Same as it ever was. Part of growing up for my generation was just learning no matter who the president is, this is the posture. Even Obamna would have politely declined the invitation, but Homan and the rest of the kids should still try to have fun without him. In short, black people been knowing.
Cookin' with this one got dannng
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Cookin' with this one got dannng
Love the bean management. That self esteem soars when you got paws one could eat off of (especially If they will be)
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Love the bean management. That self esteem soars when you got paws one could eat off of (especially If they will be)
It is actually good. Pretty much the measuring stick I try to keep checking on my own life by.
keke palmer saying things i didn’t even know how to even verbalize, thank you diva
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It is actually good. Pretty much the measuring stick I try to keep checking on my own life by.
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In light of recent events I no longer give a shit how dark or taboo your kinks are if nobody is getting hurt
Goon to your raceplay forced-ADBL snuff inflation popping gore
All the mass murderers are turning out to be puritan fundies anyways, sexual morality is fake
Goon to your raceplay forced-ADBL snuff inflation popping gore
All the mass murderers are turning out to be puritan fundies anyways, sexual morality is fake
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
In light of recent events I no longer give a shit how dark or taboo your kinks are if nobody is getting hurt
Goon to your raceplay forced-ADBL snuff inflation popping gore
All the mass murderers are turning out to be puritan fundies anyways, sexual morality is fake
Goon to your raceplay forced-ADBL snuff inflation popping gore
All the mass murderers are turning out to be puritan fundies anyways, sexual morality is fake
Hid his pants again hey? Haha, classic Andy! 🤣
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hid his pants again hey? Haha, classic Andy! 🤣
That's life!
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
That's life!
He's soooo cute! As I understand it if you meet the cutie cat and shake him upside down or threaten him he gives you cookies. Do with that what you will other bullies.
Now that MFF is over, it's time to calmly see what the next thing to look forward to is and make some reasonable plans. Ahem.
HAPPY DECEMBER, FRIENDS! I GOT THE ELF SUIT OUT AND IM BAKING CHRISTMAS COOKIES NON-STOP UNTIL THE BIG MAN HIMSELF COMES DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY! WOO!
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HAPPY DECEMBER, FRIENDS! I GOT THE ELF SUIT OUT AND IM BAKING CHRISTMAS COOKIES NON-STOP UNTIL THE BIG MAN HIMSELF COMES DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY! WOO!
🎨 @brieflyy33n.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
He's soooo cute! As I understand it if you meet the cutie cat and shake him upside down or threaten him he gives you cookies. Do with that what you will other bullies.
I make a Bigfoot like appearance in one ofem lol
Recordings of the Furry Fiction Showcase panels, along with the summary slides and PDFs of the handouts, are now available on the website. Enjoy!
#FurryWriting
#FurryWriting
Showcases | Shiloh Skye
www.shilohskye.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I make a Bigfoot like appearance in one ofem lol
🐾👀 but also ❤️
Panel from one of my latest comics (and a personal favorite)
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
🐾👀 but also ❤️
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I been playing this track alot, and so now whenever me and Shiloh get done hugging or something well just spontaneously go, "You used to hold meeeee!" 🎶🎙
Bag Raiders - Hold Me
YouTube video by The Cross Records
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I been playing this track alot, and so now whenever me and Shiloh get done hugging or something well just spontaneously go, "You used to hold meeeee!" 🎶🎙
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I hadn't really thought about this stuff at all before today lol. It was probably all the plush suits at the con idk anyways, imunna avoid thinking about it too much lol
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I hadn't really thought about this stuff at all before today lol. It was probably all the plush suits at the con idk anyways, imunna avoid thinking about it too much lol
🐾👀🎁
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
🐾👀🎁
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Caesar sees ya staring~ 🥬
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Caesar sees ya staring~ 🥬
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Textless versions
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Textless versions
It do be like that tho 🐾🐾👀
Full light and Shadow commission for @shamustheturtle.bsky.social and his buddy @brinsar.bsky.social
It took me longer than i thought, but i'm pleased with the result.
Thank you so much for commissioning me X>
It took me longer than i thought, but i'm pleased with the result.
Thank you so much for commissioning me X>
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It do be like that tho 🐾🐾👀
I'm really proud of my chubby bookworm pup! Even though I'm illiterate I'm proud to stuff him full of whatever tasty foods his heart could ever desire so he can continue reading 6000 books a year and share them with everyone. Furry writers and editors breathe so much life into the Fandom, so thanks!
I'm blown away by the response to the adult furry fiction showcase. Over 120 people packed into the room to watch me talk about books. And there were over 60 people at the general showcase earlier too. I got to connect so many people with stories today. Thank you so much for coming. <3
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm really proud of my chubby bookworm pup! Even though I'm illiterate I'm proud to stuff him full of whatever tasty foods his heart could ever desire so he can continue reading 6000 books a year and share them with everyone. Furry writers and editors breathe so much life into the Fandom, so thanks!
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And God help the guy who has to carry this NERD's book collection!
It's Friday at the con. I've accumulated so many books already. God help me.
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
And God help the guy who has to carry this NERD's book collection!