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Andy Cougar!
@andycougar.bsky.social
The rumors are true! I have been voted the nerdiest age 30, male, gay, med student, cougar living in Chicago Land - 2026! Please hold your applause!
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Look, when you get your undies stretched as much as I do, sometimes it's best to just lean into it and smile~

Art by Kaijubile on DA!
It's nice out today :)
February 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Sorry for not replying to people a lot lately. Schools been pretty busy 😔
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Running will get easier right please AHHHHH
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Reposted by Andy Cougar!
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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don't you hate it when you lose to a rival

🎨: @robynwood.bsky.social
#TiedUpTuesday
October 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I read some comment that chicago temperature is not for the weak rn and I softly said to myself outloud-
"I'm the weak... oh no..."
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Yeah, every day it becomes clear that the only people who support the republican party are hyper privledged, completely stupid, or radically greedy. For a while, I liked the idea of respectfully disagreeing with opposition, but anyone who can read these headlines and not feel repulsed needs to gtfo
January 24, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Why use commas when you can send every clause of a sentence as it's own message #grammarlifehacks
January 23, 2026 at 6:49 PM
There's a tummy to arm ratio that I am aspiring to I think- WITH EVERY ARM ENBIGGENING, A TUMMY INCREASE WILL FOLLOW
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I did a prostate exam on a manikin today 🧤
January 23, 2026 at 4:52 AM
What is YOUR favorite thing to shout as you stretch a cougar's underwear over his head? 🎤
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
6 7 is a good meme and Im tired of pretending it isnt 😤
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Reposted by Andy Cougar!
Nothing to see here, just a normal Nerd's Night Out at the local watering hole. Nothing wrong with some consenusal undie yanking!

A friend recently went to a bullyplay meetup at a con, which inspired me to comm my OCs in a similar situation! Art by the ever lovely @foxway.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This time of year always drives me crazy, can it be Spring now 🥺
January 19, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Look, when you get your undies stretched as much as I do, sometimes it's best to just lean into it and smile~

Art by Kaijubile on DA!
January 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by Andy Cougar!
A big BIG thank you to:
@magic0tter.bsky.social
@thegreatmsteak.bsky.social
@cocoashes.bsky.social
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
And the bf, Marshal!

I wonder who'll win?
The big, demon bully?
Or this party of goobers?
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I went to the gym and I feel a little better about today. That counts for something c:
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Eating junk food makes you feel yucky, but why doesnt eating a bunch of carrots or whatever make you feel like RAHHHHH MY STRENGTH IS RETURNING TO ME, IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE IVE ACHIEVED SUCH RAW AND TERRIBLE POWER AND NOW THESE LANDS WILL LEARN TO FEAR MY NAME- you know? Is that too much to ask?
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Turns out @komeshijagre.bsky.social was the JERK behind this humiliating hold >:(

Yknow maybe his arm will just...get tired before Kip ends up tapping out, and the maned wolf can still win this! Yeah!
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Y'all really liked this omg! Makes me wanna buy another cheap drawing tablet and do more~
Just because youre wearing the same brand of undies as a bully does NOT mean you're exempt from getting a turbo wedgie...
January 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Yall ever see a post and go like- the kindest course of action I can manage is pretend I never saw this ._.
January 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Himbo Kinda Things
By @berniebernardiito.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Just because youre wearing the same brand of undies as a bully does NOT mean you're exempt from getting a turbo wedgie...
January 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Jolteon boy I cooked up
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
welp, I crammed all of endocrinology in like 5 days, wish me luck tomorrow :D
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM