Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile
@umarf.bsky.social
УКРАЇНСЬКЕ МІНІСТЕРСТВО ПОЖЕЖНИХ АВАРІЙ РОСІЇ
another retired old fart on internet/since before there was internet. fighting GOPiggies.
Living Blue in Purple MN CD-8
another retired old fart on internet/since before there was internet. fighting GOPiggies.
Living Blue in Purple MN CD-8
This is not a drill!
This is the moment UMARF has been training for since its inception:
A public outhouse has caught on fire in Rostov:
t.me/etorostov/10...
"the firemen who responded had only half the extinguishers needed to put it out; the fire jumped to the neighboring structures"
This is the moment UMARF has been training for since its inception:
A public outhouse has caught on fire in Rostov:
t.me/etorostov/10...
"the firemen who responded had only half the extinguishers needed to put it out; the fire jumped to the neighboring structures"
September 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is not a drill!
This is the moment UMARF has been training for since its inception:
A public outhouse has caught on fire in Rostov:
t.me/etorostov/10...
"the firemen who responded had only half the extinguishers needed to put it out; the fire jumped to the neighboring structures"
This is the moment UMARF has been training for since its inception:
A public outhouse has caught on fire in Rostov:
t.me/etorostov/10...
"the firemen who responded had only half the extinguishers needed to put it out; the fire jumped to the neighboring structures"
nobody does it like SNL does it!
kudos to the writers!
kudos to the cast!
kudos to the writers!
kudos to the cast!
April 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
nobody does it like SNL does it!
kudos to the writers!
kudos to the cast!
kudos to the writers!
kudos to the cast!
💫🇷🇺: The More You Know💫
For example, did you even know that 🇷🇺 is about to create its Official Dictionary of Traditional Values?
'tis true:
tass.ru/politika/234...
This will be a long-running 🧵
Exhibit 1: Traditional 🇷🇺 Dance:
For example, did you even know that 🇷🇺 is about to create its Official Dictionary of Traditional Values?
'tis true:
tass.ru/politika/234...
This will be a long-running 🧵
Exhibit 1: Traditional 🇷🇺 Dance:
March 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
💫🇷🇺: The More You Know💫
For example, did you even know that 🇷🇺 is about to create its Official Dictionary of Traditional Values?
'tis true:
tass.ru/politika/234...
This will be a long-running 🧵
Exhibit 1: Traditional 🇷🇺 Dance:
For example, did you even know that 🇷🇺 is about to create its Official Dictionary of Traditional Values?
'tis true:
tass.ru/politika/234...
This will be a long-running 🧵
Exhibit 1: Traditional 🇷🇺 Dance:
⚡️BREAKING⚡️
Moskvabad team fails to qualify for the 🇷🇺 Darwin Award Finals
Moskvabad team fails to qualify for the 🇷🇺 Darwin Award Finals
February 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
⚡️BREAKING⚡️
Moskvabad team fails to qualify for the 🇷🇺 Darwin Award Finals
Moskvabad team fails to qualify for the 🇷🇺 Darwin Award Finals
Resolute Desk!
Resolute Fucking Desk!
get these fuckers deported, the whole lot of them
Resolute Fucking Desk!
get these fuckers deported, the whole lot of them
February 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Resolute Desk!
Resolute Fucking Desk!
get these fuckers deported, the whole lot of them
Resolute Fucking Desk!
get these fuckers deported, the whole lot of them
⚡️EXCLUSIVE⚡️
⚡UNCONFIRMED⚡️
UMARF Sources: NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte invites Kanye West and Elon Musk to the 81 D-Day Celebration to present the case for the other side.
⚡UNCONFIRMED⚡️
UMARF Sources: NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte invites Kanye West and Elon Musk to the 81 D-Day Celebration to present the case for the other side.
February 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
⚡️EXCLUSIVE⚡️
⚡UNCONFIRMED⚡️
UMARF Sources: NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte invites Kanye West and Elon Musk to the 81 D-Day Celebration to present the case for the other side.
⚡UNCONFIRMED⚡️
UMARF Sources: NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte invites Kanye West and Elon Musk to the 81 D-Day Celebration to present the case for the other side.
Great news from Novosibirsk today where "a river of shit" is going strong despite robust -21C temps.
The sewage pipe explosion in Siberia's largest city also took out heat & electricity in 315 apt buildings, 60 of which are high-rises.
www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/01/22/v...
h/t@prune602.bsky.social w🫂
The sewage pipe explosion in Siberia's largest city also took out heat & electricity in 315 apt buildings, 60 of which are high-rises.
www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/01/22/v...
h/t@prune602.bsky.social w🫂
January 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Great news from Novosibirsk today where "a river of shit" is going strong despite robust -21C temps.
The sewage pipe explosion in Siberia's largest city also took out heat & electricity in 315 apt buildings, 60 of which are high-rises.
www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/01/22/v...
h/t@prune602.bsky.social w🫂
The sewage pipe explosion in Siberia's largest city also took out heat & electricity in 315 apt buildings, 60 of which are high-rises.
www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/01/22/v...
h/t@prune602.bsky.social w🫂
part 2:
January 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
part 2:
While your lazy ass slept, Orcistan developed 🇷🇺 Predictive AI that has no analogues in the West.
🇷🇺 through 🇷🇺AI: (part 1)
Pleasant dreams.
🇷🇺 through 🇷🇺AI: (part 1)
Pleasant dreams.
January 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
While your lazy ass slept, Orcistan developed 🇷🇺 Predictive AI that has no analogues in the West.
🇷🇺 through 🇷🇺AI: (part 1)
Pleasant dreams.
🇷🇺 through 🇷🇺AI: (part 1)
Pleasant dreams.
UMARF Fashionisha Department brings the Ladies of Blue Sky more beauty tips. Straight outa Orcistan.
No, no, don't thank me.
No, really. Don't
No, no, don't thank me.
No, really. Don't
January 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
UMARF Fashionisha Department brings the Ladies of Blue Sky more beauty tips. Straight outa Orcistan.
No, no, don't thank me.
No, really. Don't
No, no, don't thank me.
No, really. Don't
January 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires Fashionista Department presents:
iz orcistan fashon shoevear for mud & snow season:
cc: @nixxed.bsky.social
iz orcistan fashon shoevear for mud & snow season:
cc: @nixxed.bsky.social
January 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires Fashionista Department presents:
iz orcistan fashon shoevear for mud & snow season:
cc: @nixxed.bsky.social
iz orcistan fashon shoevear for mud & snow season:
cc: @nixxed.bsky.social