Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile
@umarf.bsky.social
УКРАЇНСЬКЕ МІНІСТЕРСТВО ПОЖЕЖНИХ АВАРІЙ РОСІЇ
another retired old fart on internet/since before there was internet. fighting GOPiggies.
Living Blue in Purple MN CD-8
another retired old fart on internet/since before there was internet. fighting GOPiggies.
Living Blue in Purple MN CD-8
you're both too kind!
September 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
you're both too kind!
wait,
are you calling the Ministry a "twitter celeb"?
if so, i want to buy you a beer! 😂
are you calling the Ministry a "twitter celeb"?
if so, i want to buy you a beer! 😂
September 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
wait,
are you calling the Ministry a "twitter celeb"?
if so, i want to buy you a beer! 😂
are you calling the Ministry a "twitter celeb"?
if so, i want to buy you a beer! 😂
it's just that i had a bit of free time last night: evening appointment was cancelled late in the afternoon.
September 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
it's just that i had a bit of free time last night: evening appointment was cancelled late in the afternoon.
For MAGA, English lesson numbero dos:
April 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
For MAGA, English lesson numbero dos:
Before anyone starts clutching his pearls, two things:
- no, it cannot be seen in the photos, but such is its nature
&
- here's Monty Python teaching both, a) the value of not being seen AND, b) smegma, in one of my favorite skits
t.co/FDAoXJddUr
- no, it cannot be seen in the photos, but such is its nature
&
- here's Monty Python teaching both, a) the value of not being seen AND, b) smegma, in one of my favorite skits
t.co/FDAoXJddUr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvSFM50G6wE
t.co
April 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Before anyone starts clutching his pearls, two things:
- no, it cannot be seen in the photos, but such is its nature
&
- here's Monty Python teaching both, a) the value of not being seen AND, b) smegma, in one of my favorite skits
t.co/FDAoXJddUr
- no, it cannot be seen in the photos, but such is its nature
&
- here's Monty Python teaching both, a) the value of not being seen AND, b) smegma, in one of my favorite skits
t.co/FDAoXJddUr
💫🇷🇺: The More You Know💫
Great news from Moskvabad where "a legendary 🇷🇺hockey player, 5X national champion, Igor Dorofeyev has been arrested for public masturbation at the 🇷🇺National Children's Library"
Traditional 🇷🇺 Sport:
news.ru/moskva/legen...
pic.x.com/KBr8xGhl0S
Great news from Moskvabad where "a legendary 🇷🇺hockey player, 5X national champion, Igor Dorofeyev has been arrested for public masturbation at the 🇷🇺National Children's Library"
Traditional 🇷🇺 Sport:
news.ru/moskva/legen...
pic.x.com/KBr8xGhl0S
March 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
💫🇷🇺: The More You Know💫
Great news from Moskvabad where "a legendary 🇷🇺hockey player, 5X national champion, Igor Dorofeyev has been arrested for public masturbation at the 🇷🇺National Children's Library"
Traditional 🇷🇺 Sport:
news.ru/moskva/legen...
pic.x.com/KBr8xGhl0S
Great news from Moskvabad where "a legendary 🇷🇺hockey player, 5X national champion, Igor Dorofeyev has been arrested for public masturbation at the 🇷🇺National Children's Library"
Traditional 🇷🇺 Sport:
news.ru/moskva/legen...
pic.x.com/KBr8xGhl0S
that's the LEAST of it, imho.
February 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
that's the LEAST of it, imho.
February 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
& nobody there had the foresight or planning to consider basic human needs in the shelter itself. i mean, a port-a-potty...nah...no need!
January 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
& nobody there had the foresight or planning to consider basic human needs in the shelter itself. i mean, a port-a-potty...nah...no need!