So in my defense I was looking at a tiny picture on my phone, but for just a second I thought “Damn Kat has huge fucking boots!”

It would happen no matter what. The US President is basically a Roomba. When he runs into opposition he turns and starts devouring in another direction. Sooner or later he always circles back, though.

I despise Stephen Miller more than anyone alive but I will concede that he's somewhat clever, whereas Noem has Juvederm for a brain and snuff films where her heart should be

What the fuck are you talking about? His english accent is as flawless as his Boston accent.

NO, complete abolition and nothing less.

Grow a fucking spine.

As a card holding member of both the autism hates stimulus and giant head crowd, please start with the latter.

Is that why you’re sending out the state police to attack and arrest people protesting ice? Resign in shame you useless mouthpiece.

You think they're sad now, just wait until we're done with the trials and walking them up the steps.

Puffin’ and prepared in Portland 👍

hobbits are some country ass mutherfuckers man. getting all hopped up on reefer setting off fireworks and shit. the central theory of this story is that the greatest and cruelest army in all history can be defeated by a passel of pothead hillbillies