Taffy
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Swozwyta Spellstorm @Leviathan
I want everyone in charge of Adobe to beat themselves to death with a claw hammer.
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I want everyone in charge of Adobe to beat themselves to death with a claw hammer.
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every xenoblade 1 cutscene
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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I think all of my favorite fictional characters should get to commit at least one provable, intentional murder with witnesses and evidence, and they should face zero negative repercussions of any sort. Legal, social, spiritual, narrative, none of it. They can kill a person and get away with it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I think all of my favorite fictional characters should get to commit at least one provable, intentional murder with witnesses and evidence, and they should face zero negative repercussions of any sort. Legal, social, spiritual, narrative, none of it. They can kill a person and get away with it.
Daniel Summers of Columbus, Ohio is a murderer and a thief.
January 20, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Daniel Summers of Columbus, Ohio is a murderer and a thief.
Hollow Knight is an evil game which promotes vehicular manslaughter.
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Hollow Knight is an evil game which promotes vehicular manslaughter.
We don't need to replace drive-thru windows with "AI" ordering machines. If you think we do, you deserve to take a long bath in a fryer and then not come out of it after that.
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
We don't need to replace drive-thru windows with "AI" ordering machines. If you think we do, you deserve to take a long bath in a fryer and then not come out of it after that.
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My three year old got up and said "I was born worshipping unknown gods, and I worship them still" and that's why I think we need to end the tax subsidy on corn
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
My three year old got up and said "I was born worshipping unknown gods, and I worship them still" and that's why I think we need to end the tax subsidy on corn
It would be really cool if Mattel and Hasbro and LEGO suddenly dropped off the planet all at once.
January 14, 2026 at 7:38 AM
It would be really cool if Mattel and Hasbro and LEGO suddenly dropped off the planet all at once.
I got this one called Starlight Candyshack. She's a kinda gross guitarist who wanders around Eorzea and sometimes does concerts with her band. Not a lot of backstory beyond that, and I pretty much only log in as her to take screenshots.
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I got this one called Starlight Candyshack. She's a kinda gross guitarist who wanders around Eorzea and sometimes does concerts with her band. Not a lot of backstory beyond that, and I pretty much only log in as her to take screenshots.
Joe Biden and Josh Brolin are the same guy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Joe Biden and Josh Brolin are the same guy.
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
Nobody told me Linkle was cool.
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Nobody told me Linkle was cool.
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to the girl reading this right now. yeah you should totally get that robot pregnant.
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
to the girl reading this right now. yeah you should totally get that robot pregnant.
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Beauty and the Beast is a shitty movie. The clock didn't murder anyone with a gun even a single time.
December 16, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Beauty and the Beast is a shitty movie. The clock didn't murder anyone with a gun even a single time.