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Swozwyta Spellstorm @Leviathan
What is Monday, if not Saturday's Tuesday?
February 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Holy shit, it's the Bowser Room.
February 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This is worthless and everybody involved should light themselves on fire.
February 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Oh shit, they brought it back??
February 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
"If a MAN was slightly pushy about cuddling, you'd want him thrown in jail!"

DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN THAT YOU USE???
February 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Those guys should get a life.
And better derogatory naming skills. I mean, "Joyrot"? Come on, surely they feel *some* amount of embarrassment every time they say it?
January 31, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Zero hesitation
any generation
Put it in the PSX
even if it's running Gex
January 30, 2026 at 4:59 AM
This is correct. You don't have to be embarrassed of the things you enjoy anymore. Make a Sonic OC. Make seven. Give them keyblades. They're friends with the Justice League. 100,483 words.
January 28, 2026 at 6:34 PM
A decent crowbar is only about $7.
January 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Perfectly good Steinway, destroyed by a casual stroll. Ya hate to see it.
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Revali ghostwrote this
January 27, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Gotta respect Quina, signalling in no uncertain terms that they WILL just straight-up EAT YOU if you mess with their crew. Everyone else will just stab or magic you, but Quina is H U N G R Y.
January 25, 2026 at 5:35 AM