yuriKiss_Cuomo
u-zelly.bsky.social
yuriKiss_Cuomo
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non binerie Vriska stan °^°
haha no wonder they sounded like a lobotomy patient

wretched morons seldom differ
December 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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dr pepper is actually an elixir that heals colds
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i'm doing my best ._.
and maybe it's paying off somewhere :D
February 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
me @ my gf when she's worried about the future
🥹 oops
Thanks to all the Bluesky people who just reply “it will get worse” to whatever you post, it both solves the problem and makes you feel better
January 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
dear [girl] who sat next to me at the showing of "paprika", thank you for telling me my lashes were giving twiggy :D

sorry for being so shy
January 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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No one wants to top anymore
January 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 2:45 AM
screaming into the void so hard that my bronchioles burst
December 21, 2024 at 10:09 AM
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The Grinch tried to steal Christmas to make space for more Jewish and Muslim voices but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
December 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 6:43 PM
if this is the hill she chooses to die on, that's her prerogative. and who am i to sheepishly approach her with brows furrowed, staring at the ground and clutching my fists meekly before looking up *doki doki* and she looks at me over the top of her mask, poker-faced, saying nothing *doki doki* but
December 16, 2024 at 1:22 PM
yuri kiss deez nuts
December 16, 2024 at 12:59 PM
phew, nothing like a good old-fashioned, consequence-free rant session. glad i got that out of my system, and no one has to feel insulted about it. ahhhh~~
December 16, 2024 at 12:53 PM
sure, sounds good, but just make sure you actually get the yuri and not just the two girls being toxic and moody in a vaguely sapphic manner

(this is a subskeet)
need a girl to do toxic yuri with tbh, that would fix me
December 1, 2024 at 8:46 AM
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one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior
November 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Cat food hits different when you're a cat
November 26, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Is it cheating to make a drink recipe based on the formula for a long island iced tea?

It feels like cheating
November 24, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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r/gooncaves is an echo chamber
November 19, 2024 at 3:24 PM
when the gf is being crushed by the weight of the world 🥹

when the gf is serene 🥺 👉👈

when the gf is goofy as he;l 😍
November 14, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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me all day at work: I want to draw I want to draw I want to draw I want to draw I want to draw I want to draw I want to draw I want to draw I want to draw I want to draw I want to draw I want to draw I want to draw I want

me after coming home: 😋🍴😋🍴😋🍴😋🍴😋🍴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
October 29, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Wharlos D. Rizz

#onePiece
October 25, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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being secure in your gender expression is such an insanely amazing feeling. it takes awhile to get there mentally but once you do you feel so free
October 24, 2024 at 1:24 AM
a half a bowl of beef stew and a half a bowl of chili in the same night?

the impossible made possible, thanks to jerky
October 21, 2024 at 9:35 AM