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This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
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They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
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Slit throats are red,
Mindflayers are blue,
We'd risk it all,
For a Hamster called Boo
Mindflayers are blue,
We'd risk it all,
For a Hamster called Boo
February 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Slit throats are red,
Mindflayers are blue,
We'd risk it all,
For a Hamster called Boo
Mindflayers are blue,
We'd risk it all,
For a Hamster called Boo
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I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery
Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:
-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery
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Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?
February 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?
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you guys look at what I’m stitching 🍴🍯
February 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
you guys look at what I’m stitching 🍴🍯
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
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It's ILLEGAL for special government employees to do government work that affects their own financial interests!
Musk's companies got $3.3 BILLION in US government contracts in 2024, and now he's deciding who gets federal funding.
House Judiciary Dems are calling on the DOJ to investigate NOW.
Musk's companies got $3.3 BILLION in US government contracts in 2024, and now he's deciding who gets federal funding.
House Judiciary Dems are calling on the DOJ to investigate NOW.
February 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's ILLEGAL for special government employees to do government work that affects their own financial interests!
Musk's companies got $3.3 BILLION in US government contracts in 2024, and now he's deciding who gets federal funding.
House Judiciary Dems are calling on the DOJ to investigate NOW.
Musk's companies got $3.3 BILLION in US government contracts in 2024, and now he's deciding who gets federal funding.
House Judiciary Dems are calling on the DOJ to investigate NOW.
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Just felt like this should be shared from time to time.
February 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Just felt like this should be shared from time to time.
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The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
February 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
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Many of the White House candidates for high level positions in the Federal government come across as badly qualified for the jobs they are seeking.
If they all happened to be Black, I wonder if they’d instead be rejected as incompetent DEI hires?
If they all happened to be Black, I wonder if they’d instead be rejected as incompetent DEI hires?
February 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Many of the White House candidates for high level positions in the Federal government come across as badly qualified for the jobs they are seeking.
If they all happened to be Black, I wonder if they’d instead be rejected as incompetent DEI hires?
If they all happened to be Black, I wonder if they’d instead be rejected as incompetent DEI hires?
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Yes this
It can’t be stressed enough — these people are dangerous but at their core they are pathetic fucking losers
February 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Yes this
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Greg Abbott and his billionaire mega-donors know private school vouchers are unpopular in Texas.
So they’ve paid for a poll-tested rebrand to sell their scam.
Here’s how to debunk their “school choice” slogan in 60 seconds…
So they’ve paid for a poll-tested rebrand to sell their scam.
Here’s how to debunk their “school choice” slogan in 60 seconds…
February 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Greg Abbott and his billionaire mega-donors know private school vouchers are unpopular in Texas.
So they’ve paid for a poll-tested rebrand to sell their scam.
Here’s how to debunk their “school choice” slogan in 60 seconds…
So they’ve paid for a poll-tested rebrand to sell their scam.
Here’s how to debunk their “school choice” slogan in 60 seconds…
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After two weeks on Bsky I am slowly becoming a fan of embroidery, mushrooms, foxes and owls...
February 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
After two weeks on Bsky I am slowly becoming a fan of embroidery, mushrooms, foxes and owls...
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Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun
Elon musk isn’t elected.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
February 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun
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Introverts - don't stand up, be comfortable laying in the cut. You're dope.
February 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Introverts - don't stand up, be comfortable laying in the cut. You're dope.
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every day i grit my teeth and stop myself from responding to someone: "this isn't how you talk to people. who raised you"
February 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
every day i grit my teeth and stop myself from responding to someone: "this isn't how you talk to people. who raised you"
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You need to get loud with your friends, family, strangers, whoever will listen that what’s happening right now is wrong. Dont be complicit.
January 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You need to get loud with your friends, family, strangers, whoever will listen that what’s happening right now is wrong. Dont be complicit.