Texas Roadhouse
@txrh.bsky.social
Made-From-Scratch Food, Made from Scratch Skeets. Socialmedia@texasroadhouse.com
Why is this fucking news? No shit we are gonna be closed. Spend time with your family bro.
Texas Roadhouse will close all 736 locations on Christmas Day, December 25th, 2025, to allow staff to celebrate with their families. Christmas Eve hours may vary. #Holidays #News
Popular Chain Eatery Set to Close all 736 Locations for 24 Hours
Texas Roadhouse will close all 736 locations on Christmas Day, December 25th, 2025, to allow staff t...
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December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Why is this fucking news? No shit we are gonna be closed. Spend time with your family bro.
Kirk Donald Trump and you’ll be reincarnated as our bread and cinnamon butter. 🫶
I would do ungodly things for some texas roadhouse bread and cinnamon butter right now
December 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Kirk Donald Trump and you’ll be reincarnated as our bread and cinnamon butter. 🫶
Marketing…hire this guy
new restaurant chain: Jackoff's. it's mostly like tgi friday's but the difference is the waiters jack off. it's a big production that happens every hour on the hour like the line dancing at texas roadhouse
December 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Marketing…hire this guy
So true pookie bear
If you don't like Texas Roadhouse you don't like me.
December 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
So true pookie bear
You were a good boy in there Shane. You earned your rolls 😏
The bathroom of the Texas Roadhouse was very clearly a sex dungeon
Stopped for lunch on my way to New York
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You were a good boy in there Shane. You earned your rolls 😏
For you $11,000
at Texas Roadhouse asking how much a $10,000 gift card costs
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
For you $11,000
Lowk giving out free head at TXRH today
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Lowk giving out free head at TXRH today
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
NEVER KILL YOURSELF 🫶
October 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
NEVER KILL YOURSELF 🫶
Me when TXRH runs out of rolls
October 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Me when TXRH runs out of rolls
This is the one and only Texas Roadhouse account and we are here to say we do not condemn the manner in which Charlie Kirk died. You don’t like it? Go eat at Outback.
September 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This is the one and only Texas Roadhouse account and we are here to say we do not condemn the manner in which Charlie Kirk died. You don’t like it? Go eat at Outback.
I dare yall to try and get my fired for saying fuck Charlie Kirk. I don’t give a shit about this fuck ass job.
September 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I dare yall to try and get my fired for saying fuck Charlie Kirk. I don’t give a shit about this fuck ass job.
Who is coming into Texas Roadhouse after hearing about Charlie Kirk getting turned into a Jackson Pollock?
September 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Who is coming into Texas Roadhouse after hearing about Charlie Kirk getting turned into a Jackson Pollock?
OFF OF WHAT NOW??!?!??!??
Let's try again.
We go out to eat at Texas Roadhouse. We have some drinks, share an appetizer, eat too many rolls, and enjoy our meals. We finish eating. I ask to lick cinnamon butter off of it. You say yes. I immediately pay the entire bill, leave a good tip, and rush home.
We go out to eat at Texas Roadhouse. We have some drinks, share an appetizer, eat too many rolls, and enjoy our meals. We finish eating. I ask to lick cinnamon butter off of it. You say yes. I immediately pay the entire bill, leave a good tip, and rush home.
Date idea:
We go to your room. We order a pizza, wings, and some soda. We put on a movie. I get on my knees and [REDACTED]. A pepperoni falls onto my glasses. You apologize and offer me a bite of your slice of pizza. I accept.
We go to your room. We order a pizza, wings, and some soda. We put on a movie. I get on my knees and [REDACTED]. A pepperoni falls onto my glasses. You apologize and offer me a bite of your slice of pizza. I accept.
August 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
OFF OF WHAT NOW??!?!??!??
I’ll bet you an onion blossom that this is the official Texas Roadhouse account 😘
Im gonna go out on a limb and say this isn't the official Texas Roadhouse Bsky account, despite not disclosing so in the profile.
Fuck you maybe?
August 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’ll bet you an onion blossom that this is the official Texas Roadhouse account 😘
Fuck you maybe?
Longhorn >>>> Texas Roadhouse
August 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Fuck you maybe?
Oh god forbid a quirked up white boy catch a vibe
Texas Roadhouse has become a nightmare to sit in with a straight face
Did you know they have several songs about Texas Roadhouse in their playlist?
Did you know they have several songs about Texas Roadhouse in their playlist?
August 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oh god forbid a quirked up white boy catch a vibe
Saturday September 6th at 12:48 Central Standard time.
August 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Saturday September 6th at 12:48 Central Standard time.
Guys I think Donald Trump might be dead lmao
August 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Guys I think Donald Trump might be dead lmao
If I don’t get Texas road house tonight I might kms
August 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If I don’t get Texas road house tonight I might kms
Heads up if you come into Texas Roadhouse with these kinds of hate symbols on, I’m blowing your head smoove off.
August 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Heads up if you come into Texas Roadhouse with these kinds of hate symbols on, I’m blowing your head smoove off.
Grow the fuck up or go at at outback you fucking baby. You knew what you were signing up for
June 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Grow the fuck up or go at at outback you fucking baby. You knew what you were signing up for
Some one please do it I’m begging
June 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Some one please do it I’m begging