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reading this causes approximately the same level of psychic damage that emails from a former office assistant to note someone’s birthday with the most terrifying gAI composite image attached used to do to me daily
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
reading this causes approximately the same level of psychic damage that emails from a former office assistant to note someone’s birthday with the most terrifying gAI composite image attached used to do to me daily
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there’s something strangely unsatisfying about working from like an hour after i get up to an hour before i go to sleep all the time but i can’t quite put my finger on it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
there’s something strangely unsatisfying about working from like an hour after i get up to an hour before i go to sleep all the time but i can’t quite put my finger on it.
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dog: woof
me: as I suspected
dog: woof
me: thank you for clarifying
me: as I suspected
dog: woof
me: thank you for clarifying
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
dog: woof
me: as I suspected
dog: woof
me: thank you for clarifying
me: as I suspected
dog: woof
me: thank you for clarifying
I can't stop listening to the new Hilary Duff!!! I love this woman!! I've been talking about her perfect hat face for decades!!
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I can't stop listening to the new Hilary Duff!!! I love this woman!! I've been talking about her perfect hat face for decades!!
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Sometimes I'm disappointed that Bell Biv Devoe's first reaction was to sing about it, rather than call the Poison Control Center like they taught us in school.
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Sometimes I'm disappointed that Bell Biv Devoe's first reaction was to sing about it, rather than call the Poison Control Center like they taught us in school.
this take got me eaten ALIVE in high school but I still think Hayley Williams and Tyler the Creator would make an amazing song together
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
this take got me eaten ALIVE in high school but I still think Hayley Williams and Tyler the Creator would make an amazing song together
so unfair that people thousands of miles south could see the northern lights but once again clouds prevented me from being able to 😭
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
so unfair that people thousands of miles south could see the northern lights but once again clouds prevented me from being able to 😭
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I’m not mentally prepared to wash and blow dry my hair.
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m not mentally prepared to wash and blow dry my hair.
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marrying her to get added to her costco membership
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
marrying her to get added to her costco membership
old tinder hookup requesting to follow me on ig minutes after posting a three year wedding anniversary...I’ve been working REALLY hard on trying not to assume the worst in people but uhhhh hard not to in this situation
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
old tinder hookup requesting to follow me on ig minutes after posting a three year wedding anniversary...I’ve been working REALLY hard on trying not to assume the worst in people but uhhhh hard not to in this situation
I miss snow!!! I miss living somewhere with four seasons!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I miss snow!!! I miss living somewhere with four seasons!!
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Neurodivergent friendship is a funny thing. You can find your people and have amazing connections with them, but be too overwhelmed with life to stay in touch, but miss them dearly and feel lonely, but be too burnt out to even send a text. 😩
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Neurodivergent friendship is a funny thing. You can find your people and have amazing connections with them, but be too overwhelmed with life to stay in touch, but miss them dearly and feel lonely, but be too burnt out to even send a text. 😩
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I hate to break it to you but "off-road e-bike" is just motocross with hikers as your obstacle course.
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I hate to break it to you but "off-road e-bike" is just motocross with hikers as your obstacle course.
ibuprofen please save me
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
ibuprofen please save me
exact reenactment of me walking back to my hotel after a wedding at which I decided it totally made sense to break in new heels to dance for hours in an area known for cobblestone and stairs with no lifts
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
exact reenactment of me walking back to my hotel after a wedding at which I decided it totally made sense to break in new heels to dance for hours in an area known for cobblestone and stairs with no lifts
found this in my saves, did not know I had it saved, am never going to unsave it
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
found this in my saves, did not know I had it saved, am never going to unsave it
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We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
if I ever say someone is a content creator, it's either habit that I'm trying to break or a devastating insult
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
if I ever say someone is a content creator, it's either habit that I'm trying to break or a devastating insult
whoever convinced advertising agencies that we want to see ads of people talking into their phones or doing fake podcasts for the product/service is my number one enemy
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
whoever convinced advertising agencies that we want to see ads of people talking into their phones or doing fake podcasts for the product/service is my number one enemy
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does anyone else remember the way inception was sold as this super confusing movie? and that newspapers were printing visual guides on what the plot was? and then you saw the movie and it was actually really straight forward?
what was that about
what was that about
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
does anyone else remember the way inception was sold as this super confusing movie? and that newspapers were printing visual guides on what the plot was? and then you saw the movie and it was actually really straight forward?
what was that about
what was that about
Nicki’s part of whole lotta money is pure trash and I always forget that until I forget to switch songs in time to avoid it lmao
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Nicki’s part of whole lotta money is pure trash and I always forget that until I forget to switch songs in time to avoid it lmao
I was supposed to have today off and had scheduled a medical appointment but have to work this morning and need to get that rescheduled and there's a cozy cat curled up on me and I'm going to have to drive two hours to work for probably one hour lol
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I was supposed to have today off and had scheduled a medical appointment but have to work this morning and need to get that rescheduled and there's a cozy cat curled up on me and I'm going to have to drive two hours to work for probably one hour lol
why do homeowners who know I live in an apartment always straight up tell me I’m crazy for mopping every night 😭 do they assume my apartment’s as big as their home?
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
why do homeowners who know I live in an apartment always straight up tell me I’m crazy for mopping every night 😭 do they assume my apartment’s as big as their home?
I’m so sorry but for the last decade I’ve seen being on dancing with the stars as the public announcement that your career is dead 😭 I have no idea who’s been on it and don’t care
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I’m so sorry but for the last decade I’ve seen being on dancing with the stars as the public announcement that your career is dead 😭 I have no idea who’s been on it and don’t care
it’s a night to be emotional about how I’m grateful I got an extra year with Mira that the vet said I wouldn’t get and upset that Margot’s obviously grieving Mira’s death and same tbh but i can process emotions sometimes and don’t know if she can
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
it’s a night to be emotional about how I’m grateful I got an extra year with Mira that the vet said I wouldn’t get and upset that Margot’s obviously grieving Mira’s death and same tbh but i can process emotions sometimes and don’t know if she can