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I can't wait for payday ahhhhhh!!!
February 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
my meeting went so well!!! I'm so close to having a better life!! I feel so much pressure being relieved it's not even funny
February 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I was soooo nervous for my meeting this morning but so far it's just sitting quietly while someone else does paperwork and I really hope it stays like this for the next few hours
February 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
buzzfeed please hire me to write a listicle of weird things people I've dated have done or said. I just remembered the ex who'd bring up cannibalism at least once a month to try to secretly record me saying I'd be okay with being one 💀💀
February 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
processing my need to have a threat to respond to and thus creating awful situations for myself so I could always feel a sense of dread has been WORK so far but I already feel soooooo much better after only a month of having that realization
February 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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NIMBYism sucks but if we can weaponize "your property values will tank" to mobilize people against ICE detention centers let's do it
February 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
happy dancing because my bookshelf is sooooo organized now and I'm donating a whole shelf and that means I can rebuy some of my favorite books in march so I can finally have physical copies of them again!!!! also I'm back into textbooks!!!
February 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I think maid was my favorite job I ever had until my current one. it's actually unfair how many people would love to do "lesser" jobs the rest of their lives but are priced out of them because none of them have benefits or thriving wages. I really liked being a cashier except for the awful pay
February 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
my home smells like cleaning chemicals and watermelon and baked tomatoes with feta, iasip is playing in the background, in a wikipedia hole about 1940s-1980s stuff around the world, Margot is playing, finally warm enough to open my windows again for longer than a few minutes, looking forward to my
February 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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seized by a wistful mourning for the days when i could listen to an album on cd and pore over the lyrics in the liner notes

scrolling through genius on my phone just doesnt hit the same way
February 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
my post-valentine's day home deep clean is one of my favorite days of the year
February 15, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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My cat also deserves valentines presents
February 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
whoever made the birthstone chart really had it out for august leos smh we have the worst birthstone and it's bothered me for 23 years
February 15, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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Is there any better feeling than when a dog or cat curls up next to you (or on you) and sighs in total relaxation?
February 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
doesn’t matter where I’m trying to go or what I’m trying to do (find sparkling na wine), if there are cops in the parking lot, I’m not going in
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Seattle drivers do literally anything right challenge level Tesla autopilot
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Whiplash easily in the top five injuries with their own sound effect
February 13, 2026 at 12:56 PM
spending my morning practicing my generic british accent…it’s not going well
February 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I miss when companies made thick fuzzy pajama pants instead of the sheer awful stitching single layer toilet paper kind of pants every place sells now
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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The episode of Don’t Trust the B where Chloe tries to get People to name James as the Sexiest Man Alive is canonical 2010s television.
February 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
people laugh when I say “if I ever die” but there are so many instances when i should’ve but didn’t!! Even as a boring office worker adult!! I know I’m pushing my luck with the universe at this point but still!
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
not trying to be mean but 30+ year olds who post a bojangles haul with, “we’re eating good tonight! 🥵” give me the ick like PLEASE add a vegetable and fruit at least 😭😭
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
being American is for the birds. I’m over here upset about calling out because /maybe/ I can rally while I’m also actively sick af and can’t even walk to the kitchen to feed my cat
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
whoever got me sick…we’re feuding. I can’t afford to get sick like this anymore ahhhhh!!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM