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I miss when companies made thick fuzzy pajama pants instead of the sheer awful stitching single layer toilet paper kind of pants every place sells now
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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The episode of Don’t Trust the B where Chloe tries to get People to name James as the Sexiest Man Alive is canonical 2010s television.
February 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
people laugh when I say “if I ever die” but there are so many instances when i should’ve but didn’t!! Even as a boring office worker adult!! I know I’m pushing my luck with the universe at this point but still!
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
not trying to be mean but 30+ year olds who post a bojangles haul with, “we’re eating good tonight! 🥵” give me the ick like PLEASE add a vegetable and fruit at least 😭😭
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
being American is for the birds. I’m over here upset about calling out because /maybe/ I can rally while I’m also actively sick af and can’t even walk to the kitchen to feed my cat
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
whoever got me sick…we’re feuding. I can’t afford to get sick like this anymore ahhhhh!!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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textbook example of the sufjan stevens fallacy
when i save "hannah montana implies the existence of 49 other hannahs" as a draft, what good does that do except delay your eventual suffering?
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I have a full fever now and haven't gone out for fun since the new year because I've been too busy so the only places I could've gotten sick from are work or the doctor's office or a few attorney offices or the grocery store and now I'm mad at all of them because I don't want a fever or body pain!!!
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
yes I am debilitatingly nauseated and stuck lying down in the tub to feel better but my hair is sooooo soft today
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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The economy is held together with popsicle sticks and ai cope dreams
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
my nausea is AWFUL today and stayed awful all night and I can’t miss work wtf 😭
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I have been nauseated af all day and just want to play solitaire in peace
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
i normally love the Super Bowl but this year just stopped caring about football halfway through the season and could not bring myself to care like normal but my brain is doing better?
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I'm glad that my health is doing LIGHT YEARS better but also spending my day off nauseated af just lying down in the tub to have the cold help me is really annoying
February 9, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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getting tech recruiting emails is a uniquely horrific psychic experience

wanna build completely unregulated digital casinos? plagiarism machines that give children asthma / detailed suicide instructions? the panopticon?? double enron??? a new kind of cancer that only kills orphans?????
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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SHREK, I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN!

I WAS IN LOVE WITH A GINGER (plural) TOO!
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
fireworks are going off so I assume the superbowl's going well
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
it’s actually uhhhhhh really weird how many bosses I’ve had get locked away for embezzlement and/or organized theft rings
February 8, 2026 at 9:15 AM
man I can’t stand j cole for some real deep hometown stuff and also for being a grown ass misogynist and his misogynoir but I LOVE seeing critical 2-6 excitement every time he drops something 😭
February 8, 2026 at 6:44 AM
online sucks wtf working on my checklists is way more fun
February 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
just had a dream about a workplace shooter and am now terrified to go to work and want to warn my coworkers not to go but can’t do that without sounding way too anxious but last time I had this dream there ended up being one at my work that night so ahhhhh!!!!
February 6, 2026 at 12:11 PM
hopefully today is the end of a lot of appointments and I can move on 😭
February 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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I like it when people tell me about the television shows they're watching. I haven't watched a television show in years and have seen maybe 7 in my life but I like hearing about them. tell me what the brigertons are doing.
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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30% chance lesley knope is concerned about mamdani enacting shariah law
leslie knope is in some alternate timeline, jerking it to mamdani. she definitely loves him.
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM