Two Strike Noise
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"America's favorite baseball history podcast."™ We stan Don Stanhouse, Jay Johnstone, Moe Drabowsky & Sabrina the Teenage Witch. If you like real stirrups, baseball cards & pop culture you'll probably dig us.
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Nolan Ryan's Fight Club - Don't Mess With the Express
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You've seen the brawl, now find out what started it two & a half years earlier! You won't believe who pissed off Nolan Ryan in spring training before ever playing in the big leagues! Hint, it wasn't Robin Ventura.
youtu.be/4xYNGC_qffs
You've seen the brawl, now find out what started it two & a half years earlier! You won't believe who pissed off Nolan Ryan in spring training before ever playing in the big leagues! Hint, it wasn't Robin Ventura.
youtu.be/4xYNGC_qffs
It helps to be lucky sometimes, but it's not going to stop me from bragging about this week & all those tanks!
My starting9 Stats:
Nov03 W-L: 9-0
HR:⚾⚾⚾⚾
AVG/SLG: .750/1.917
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My starting9 Stats:
Nov03 W-L: 9-0
HR:⚾⚾⚾⚾
AVG/SLG: .750/1.917
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a man wearing sunglasses and a suit stands at a podium in front of a microphone
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a suit stands at a podium in front of a microphone
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November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It helps to be lucky sometimes, but it's not going to stop me from bragging about this week & all those tanks!
My starting9 Stats:
Nov03 W-L: 9-0
HR:⚾⚾⚾⚾
AVG/SLG: .750/1.917
starting9.vercel.app
My starting9 Stats:
Nov03 W-L: 9-0
HR:⚾⚾⚾⚾
AVG/SLG: .750/1.917
starting9.vercel.app
A Japanese TV show set out to find a person in Japan who didn’t know who Shohei Ohtani was. It took them 7,524 attempts.
Serious question: over/under on what that number would be in the US? I actually think it might be over
Serious question: over/under on what that number would be in the US? I actually think it might be over
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A Japanese TV show set out to find a person in Japan who didn’t know who Shohei Ohtani was. It took them 7,524 attempts.
Serious question: over/under on what that number would be in the US? I actually think it might be over
Serious question: over/under on what that number would be in the US? I actually think it might be over
First, Red Panda returns. Then this!? Am I going to have to start watching the NBA again?
Ofcourse not, but I might just start watching halftime. Meanwhile my dogs just peed all over the kitchen for some reason.
Ofcourse not, but I might just start watching halftime. Meanwhile my dogs just peed all over the kitchen for some reason.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
First, Red Panda returns. Then this!? Am I going to have to start watching the NBA again?
Ofcourse not, but I might just start watching halftime. Meanwhile my dogs just peed all over the kitchen for some reason.
Ofcourse not, but I might just start watching halftime. Meanwhile my dogs just peed all over the kitchen for some reason.
Still just the worst timeline, but he's still 'the greatest of all time'.
Rickey Henderson had the most views of any Baseball Reference player page on a single day this season, as the baseball world remembered the tremendous impact he had on the game ❤️
Full season recap: https://info.baseball-reference.com/25-br-mlb-season-review
Full season recap: https://info.baseball-reference.com/25-br-mlb-season-review
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Still just the worst timeline, but he's still 'the greatest of all time'.
I apologize; I truly hate to pollute anybody's timeline with politics.
But.....I can officially confirm John Rocker is indeed still, John Rocker.
But.....I can officially confirm John Rocker is indeed still, John Rocker.
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I apologize; I truly hate to pollute anybody's timeline with politics.
But.....I can officially confirm John Rocker is indeed still, John Rocker.
But.....I can officially confirm John Rocker is indeed still, John Rocker.
The only part of the NBA I genuinely enjoy!
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The only part of the NBA I genuinely enjoy!
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?
I have watched this clip of Max Scherzer 10 times & can't stop. I love watching players rooting for their teammates. I wish they had a camera on his for all of Yesavage's k's.
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I have watched this clip of Max Scherzer 10 times & can't stop. I love watching players rooting for their teammates. I wish they had a camera on his for all of Yesavage's k's.
Is this why I have had trouble sleeping for the past decade? Check back in tomorrow for an update.
I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Is this why I have had trouble sleeping for the past decade? Check back in tomorrow for an update.
Keep the A's in Oakland
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Keep the A's in Oakland
I need this tattooed on my forehead
October 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I need this tattooed on my forehead
What's better than the Franimal hitting a 420 ft (nice!) bomb for Big Boss in the playoffs?
October 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What's better than the Franimal hitting a 420 ft (nice!) bomb for Big Boss in the playoffs?
A proper send off
BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here
October 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A proper send off
While waiting for baseball to start today I did what everybody else did, I assume. I tuned into the Jai-Alai championship match! And look who presented the game ball!
Insert Eric Gregg (RIP) joke here because I couldn't come up with one.
Insert Eric Gregg (RIP) joke here because I couldn't come up with one.
October 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
While waiting for baseball to start today I did what everybody else did, I assume. I tuned into the Jai-Alai championship match! And look who presented the game ball!
Insert Eric Gregg (RIP) joke here because I couldn't come up with one.
Insert Eric Gregg (RIP) joke here because I couldn't come up with one.
As Chandler Bing once said to Jill Goodacre when asked if he wanted a piece of gum while stuck in a bank vestibule during a city-wide blackout, "Perfection!"
My starting9 Stats:
Sep29 W-L: 9-0
HR:⚾⚾
AVG/SLG: .818/1.636
Career: 24-3 HR:6 .571/1.143
Play #starting9 here -->
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My starting9 Stats:
Sep29 W-L: 9-0
HR:⚾⚾
AVG/SLG: .818/1.636
Career: 24-3 HR:6 .571/1.143
Play #starting9 here -->
starting9.vercel.app
a cartoon chef is pointing at something with perfection written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon chef is pointing at something with perfection written on the bottom
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October 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
As Chandler Bing once said to Jill Goodacre when asked if he wanted a piece of gum while stuck in a bank vestibule during a city-wide blackout, "Perfection!"
My starting9 Stats:
Sep29 W-L: 9-0
HR:⚾⚾
AVG/SLG: .818/1.636
Career: 24-3 HR:6 .571/1.143
Play #starting9 here -->
starting9.vercel.app
My starting9 Stats:
Sep29 W-L: 9-0
HR:⚾⚾
AVG/SLG: .818/1.636
Career: 24-3 HR:6 .571/1.143
Play #starting9 here -->
starting9.vercel.app
Live look at the strike zone in Cleveland.
September 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Live look at the strike zone in Cleveland.
The only Full Force I respect.
September 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The only Full Force I respect.
We talked about Bobby on Monday. Great day for Bobby, great birthday present!
Today in Ambler, PA we had Bobby Shantz day. Speaking from experience I can say he is one of the nicest guys ever to land on this planet. Happy 100th!!!
September 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
We talked about Bobby on Monday. Great day for Bobby, great birthday present!
Since my stream was set to Private this morning (stay on your meds kids!) nobody saw me finish off the week strong!
My starting9 Stats:
Sep22 W-L: 8-1
HR:⚾⚾ AVG/SLG: .571/1.214
Play #starting9 here -->
starting9.vercel.app
My starting9 Stats:
Sep22 W-L: 8-1
HR:⚾⚾ AVG/SLG: .571/1.214
Play #starting9 here -->
starting9.vercel.app
Starting9
Play Starting9 - The Historic Baseball Game Puzzler
To play Starting9 simply pick the Winner of an Historic Game from the SABR Games Archive based on the Starting Lineups. 9 New Games published...
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September 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Since my stream was set to Private this morning (stay on your meds kids!) nobody saw me finish off the week strong!
My starting9 Stats:
Sep22 W-L: 8-1
HR:⚾⚾ AVG/SLG: .571/1.214
Play #starting9 here -->
starting9.vercel.app
My starting9 Stats:
Sep22 W-L: 8-1
HR:⚾⚾ AVG/SLG: .571/1.214
Play #starting9 here -->
starting9.vercel.app
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My wife does not follow the Mariners closely and guessed wrong on who was the eager fan and who was the 60-homer hitter.
September 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My wife does not follow the Mariners closely and guessed wrong on who was the eager fan and who was the 60-homer hitter.
We're off to an auspicious 2-1 start.
This weeks games have been posted!
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Starting9
Play Starting9 - The Historic Baseball Game Puzzler
To play Starting9 simply pick the Winner of an Historic Game from the SABR Games Archive based on the Starting Lineups. 9 New Games published...
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September 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
We're off to an auspicious 2-1 start.
Davis Schneider is me (with better facial hair), unsuccessfully looking for my 8 pairs of reading glasses I keep in every room of the house.
September 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Davis Schneider is me (with better facial hair), unsuccessfully looking for my 8 pairs of reading glasses I keep in every room of the house.
I don’t remember Richie Cunningham’s cup of coffee with the ’81 Expos.
Then again, the outfield of Dawson, Raines, and Cromartie didn’t leave much playing time.
Then again, the outfield of Dawson, Raines, and Cromartie didn’t leave much playing time.
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I don’t remember Richie Cunningham’s cup of coffee with the ’81 Expos.
Then again, the outfield of Dawson, Raines, and Cromartie didn’t leave much playing time.
Then again, the outfield of Dawson, Raines, and Cromartie didn’t leave much playing time.
Bo’s back. That was it. Early ’90s baseball copywriters had one idea. Fortunately, Bo’s back was broad enough to carry it. The amount of time I spent figuring out how to get away with stealing that poster instead of studying 🤯
September 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Bo’s back. That was it. Early ’90s baseball copywriters had one idea. Fortunately, Bo’s back was broad enough to carry it. The amount of time I spent figuring out how to get away with stealing that poster instead of studying 🤯
Donnie Baseball. A rare Yankee immortalized in Springfield, not Cooperstown.
September 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Donnie Baseball. A rare Yankee immortalized in Springfield, not Cooperstown.