Heather Hawthorne
@twocakesup.bsky.social
Pizza is the most important element of all
(NBA, F1, jokes that make only me laugh)
(NBA, F1, jokes that make only me laugh)
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Local college radio station is alternating between Hamilton and Les Mis. 👀
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Local college radio station is alternating between Hamilton and Les Mis. 👀
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Happy No Kings Day to all who celebrate! 🇺🇸🗽
October 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Happy No Kings Day to all who celebrate! 🇺🇸🗽
Max Verstappen rn:
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Max Verstappen rn:
Here’s your fucking mandate Dems
Happening now: Here’s a view of the “No Kings” protest in Washington, DC
October 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Here’s your fucking mandate Dems
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October 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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New Marist poll on who U.S. adults would blame for a government shutdown
September 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
New Marist poll on who U.S. adults would blame for a government shutdown
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Yesterday was NOT a moment of escalation, this thing has BEEN escalating since that jack ass entered the scene with Birth-ism.
America can't even remember a month ago when a red hat assassinated a Dem Politician in their own home with a hit list in hand.
but lets go back. 🧵
America can't even remember a month ago when a red hat assassinated a Dem Politician in their own home with a hit list in hand.
but lets go back. 🧵
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Yesterday was NOT a moment of escalation, this thing has BEEN escalating since that jack ass entered the scene with Birth-ism.
America can't even remember a month ago when a red hat assassinated a Dem Politician in their own home with a hit list in hand.
but lets go back. 🧵
America can't even remember a month ago when a red hat assassinated a Dem Politician in their own home with a hit list in hand.
but lets go back. 🧵
August 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
‘In the Arms of an Angel’ immediately started playing in my head when I saw this
Here’s a thread of cheese fries you can get at soccer stadiums in the U.K.
July 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
‘In the Arms of an Angel’ immediately started playing in my head when I saw this
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The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?
That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.
My how times change ...
That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.
My how times change ...
July 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?
That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.
My how times change ...
That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.
My how times change ...
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
If a Dollar Tree manager gave a store associate 48 hours/week, corporate would contract an operator dishonorably discharged for trafficking heroine through Ft. Bragg and nicknamed “beast fucker” to kill him and his pregnant girlfriend.
July 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Cooper Flagg’s favorite part of the game is ‘doing everything’. Ok bud 😂
June 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Cooper Flagg’s favorite part of the game is ‘doing everything’. Ok bud 😂
I’ve worked with small children my entire life, I’m really good at understanding unintelligible speech. What the hell is Kendrick Perkins saying ever?
June 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’ve worked with small children my entire life, I’m really good at understanding unintelligible speech. What the hell is Kendrick Perkins saying ever?
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If a ball hits that wall they will have to deploy a safety car to clean up the field
Starting to pay more attention to the beer wall after the 2 run homer that made it 13-3
Update
June 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If a ball hits that wall they will have to deploy a safety car to clean up the field
I had a nightmare that fans ranked ‘Universal Sound’ as one of their least favorite Tyler Childers songs. Shameful.
youtu.be/lhvpA46e0wk?...
youtu.be/lhvpA46e0wk?...
Tyler Childers - Universal Sound (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Tyler Childers
youtu.be
June 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I had a nightmare that fans ranked ‘Universal Sound’ as one of their least favorite Tyler Childers songs. Shameful.
youtu.be/lhvpA46e0wk?...
youtu.be/lhvpA46e0wk?...
Got this lovely mug from @berrakbiz.bsky.social Etsy store! Perfect for my smut loving friend who has a birthday today 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
June 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Got this lovely mug from @berrakbiz.bsky.social Etsy store! Perfect for my smut loving friend who has a birthday today 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Me, petting my friends dog: he’s a sweet boyyyyyy
My friends other dog: 👀
My friends other dog: 👀
June 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me, petting my friends dog: he’s a sweet boyyyyyy
My friends other dog: 👀
My friends other dog: 👀
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trying out a new strategy I'm calling "weaponized competence". I will complete tasks with such devastating skill that you burn with shame at the thought of ever asking me to perform it again. You will look at the way I loaded the dishwasher and apologize to me for being born.
June 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
trying out a new strategy I'm calling "weaponized competence". I will complete tasks with such devastating skill that you burn with shame at the thought of ever asking me to perform it again. You will look at the way I loaded the dishwasher and apologize to me for being born.
June 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A modern F1 (b)romance
June 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A modern F1 (b)romance
Dueling perspectives
June 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Dueling perspectives
Max doing Max things
June 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Max doing Max things