Heather Hawthorne
@twocakesup.bsky.social
Pizza is the most important element of all
(NBA, F1, jokes that make only me laugh)
(NBA, F1, jokes that make only me laugh)
we’re nearly there
a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck
ALT: a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck
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October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
we’re nearly there
If it’s only ‘often’, you aren’t watching enough sports brother
October 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If it’s only ‘often’, you aren’t watching enough sports brother
Why are you yelling??
October 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Why are you yelling??
I don’t know why but this made me laugh so hard
October 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I don’t know why but this made me laugh so hard
Can you make me dinner my microwave is broken 😭
October 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Can you make me dinner my microwave is broken 😭
I keep this in my back pocket at all times
October 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I keep this in my back pocket at all times
Hmmm, how interesting 🤔
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hmmm, how interesting 🤔
Reposted by Heather Hawthorne
October 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
He doth protesteth a tad
October 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
He doth protesteth a tad
Having depression as well. Hell, we all qualify for that one.
September 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Having depression as well. Hell, we all qualify for that one.
Your comment about working in a one hour photo made me laugh so hard
September 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Your comment about working in a one hour photo made me laugh so hard
I feel like this confirms he *isn’t* there, no?
September 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I feel like this confirms he *isn’t* there, no?
She taking applications??
July 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
She taking applications??
I either parallel park perfectly or like this
a man is driving a small yellow vehicle that says south state on the side
ALT: a man is driving a small yellow vehicle that says south state on the side
media.tenor.com
July 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I either parallel park perfectly or like this
Does *anything* matter to these people?
July 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Does *anything* matter to these people?