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You’re killin’ me, Smalls.

From Texas with a 💙!
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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My husband hates it when I shorten his name to "Dick" especially since his name is "Josh"
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I know we’ve moved on 781 times by now, but…

I still can’t believe he tore down half the White House
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I hope Tylenol gives Ken Paxton a migraine from hell.
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’ve watched this game too long to give up now. It’s only 1:45 am, right? #toooldforthis #topofthe18th
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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When did making kids go hungry become a Christian value?
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Always loved this clip. It's right up there alongside Jeff Daniels' 'America isn't the greatest' speech from Newsroom.
October 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Even if you support massive deportation operations, under no circumstances should ANYONE be ok with US citizens being forcibly removed from their homes and detained without explanation.

This is a clear violation of their constitutional rights and should universally condemned.
October 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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My current favorite bit of right-wing Christian hypocrisy is Ken Paxton, a man whose wife is divorcing him for adultery, forcing Texas schools to unconstitutionally post "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery."
www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Paxton tells Texas schools to follow Ten Commandments law despite court ruling
Attorney General Ken Paxton's guidance comes days after U.S. District Judge Fred Biery sided with 16 families who sued their school districts to stop the law from going into effect.
www.houstonchronicle.com
August 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What fresh hell is this tomfoolery? 🧐
August 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Watch: Haribo built a global candy empire by focusing on gummies, using local factories and regional flavors to grow from a family business into one of the largest gummy candy manufacturers in the world.
Haribo Only Makes Gummies. Why This Single-Product Strategy Works.
Haribo built a global candy empire by focusing on gummies, using local factories and regional flavors to grow from a family business into one of the largest gummy candy manufacturers in the world.
on.wsj.com
August 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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The price of 1 lb of ground beef is now higher than the federal minimum hourly wage…
July 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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I wonder where we would be now if people had believed Anita Hill, or Christine Blasey Ford, or so many girls and women who have been victimized by rich and powerful men.

I know this feels rhetorical, but why don’t we listen to the women?
July 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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An argument that I keep seeing the right make is that poverty is a choice. And honestly, it makes me wish a horse would kick their teeth out.
June 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Her stats line up with CDC data…
May 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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The world needs more of this and less of most other things
May 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Sometimes in this fast-moving and complex modern world, it’s hard to know what’s right and what’s wrong. But here’s a handy rule of thumb: If you are ever on one side of an issue, and Sesame Street is on the other, YOU’RE the bad guy.
April 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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My evening thought is that I suspect a great many Americans, in the period after 1989, grew very used to a world in which it didn't matter *that* much who they elected (to them).

They had the rule of law, the most prosperous economy in human history, the long peace.

But it always mattered.
April 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Do you know who laid the foundation for the FDA?

President Theodore Roosevelt. Do you know why? Because he read a great piece of literature that exposed the mistreatment of immigrant workers and the disgusting, unsanitary practices in meatpacking plants…

The book is called “The Jungle.”
April 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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When did firing veterans, park rangers, scientists, and air traffic controllers become a better idea than simply taxing billionaires?
March 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM