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twatsopholes.bsky.social
@twatsopholes.bsky.social
Who do you think you are?! I AM!
Land of the Forgotten, Home of the Bayer™️
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Man, The Circus is sooooooo good this year!😲🍞🥖🤤
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If I had a nickel for every time I had to briefly think about Bill getting his Bubba sucked, I'd have two nickels 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Let the MAGA War on Thanksgiving commence! NO FOOD FOR ANYONE!
October 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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@jrrtolkein did frodo be suckin tiddies?
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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If you’re new to Bluesky, the only thing you need to know is that we go by prison rules so you have to go find the biggest account that you can and kill them to gain respect
October 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Just saw Brad Pitt's De'Longhi commercial.

Brad, George, if you guys are fighting you have to tell us before the heist starts.
October 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My Mother: "No that's Tea; Cube is fatter."

Me, ducking, looking for the strap: "YO WARN A BROTHA BEFORE YOU JUST OPEN UP LIKE THAT DAMN"
October 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The United States Military is now tied with Hooters for their dedication to enforcing a strict Hot Bitches Only™️ policy.

Thanks Peter!
September 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oh damn, glad I caught this today so I can honor him with a proper marathon later (Dead Poet Society is GOAT and I will fight you), but I feel like remembering him demands acknowledging how disgusted he'd be with so many of us. He seemed to live with too much love in his heart for hate.
Robin Williams ( July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014).
August 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm confident I'd make an excellent tiger whisperer.
June 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Plot twist: the drones are all piloted by those sketchy clowns that were popping up everywhere in 2016.
December 14, 2024 at 7:14 PM
People named Mario have the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now.
December 12, 2024 at 3:52 AM
This one stung.
December 4, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Trying my hardest not to mash all 4 of these Yasso froyo bars together into a delicious food ball.
December 1, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 7:49 PM
See this is what I was saying previously: Bsky is firmly in Silly Hats Only territory, and the whales clearly agree.
November 29, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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losing a rap battle so bad i call my lawyer
November 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Wait wait wait HOLD ON.

They're siblings.

It makes me feel tired for some reason.
November 27, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Hey, can we all agree, like RIGHT NOW, not to match the energy of or even respond to anyone who shows up on here, who clearly doesn't get it?

Like, silly hats only, dudes/dudettes.
November 23, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids

me: that’s literally all i drink
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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What’s yours?
November 23, 2024 at 2:27 AM