It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

I guess Libs of TikTok has to change her name to Children's Hospital Bombing Encourager

me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline

Cory Booker took a smiling photo in his office with former Israeli defense minister Yoav Gallant, wanted by the ICC for war crimes, in front of a picture of Frederick Douglass.

UnitedHealth CEO sent employees a memo yesterday (leaked to me) listing anonymous statements of support for the company.

Tulsi Gabbard searching the ocean for Bashar Al-Assad could be Moana 3.

NYPD have obtained footage of the CEO Shooter going behind a sofa and descending stairs. "He is gone" said a spokesman. "so are the stairs"

He’s just small. He’s just minding his business and he’s so small

Disaster
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#hwei #leagueoflegends

A potential partner must have the correct level of enthusiasm about the Muppets. Too little and their hearts are devoid of joy. Too much and they are into an extreme kink so disgusting only a theatre kid could imagine it.

When the wordle bot attributes my success to luck rather than skill it’s because he’s jealous

Sen. Bernie Sanders goes scorched earth, saying "The Democrats ran a campaign protecting the status quo and tinkering around the edges" and that its leadership "are much too wedded to the billionaires and corporate interests that fund their campaigns."

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance