tuyere
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tuyere
@tuyere.bsky.social
a bear in a blood-red mackinaw /
with hungry dogs at bay
this feels so bad. i’ve done this to myself like 3 times in the past two weeks. i’m a brain genious
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
my partner thought i was having a heart attack because she came in the room and i’m sprawled on the couch, white as a sheet, dripping with sweat. no it’s fine i did this to myself on purpose, for fun, it will pass eventually
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
AAAGH! AUUGH! AGH!

-phillip seymour hoffman, cumming
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
to be fair to the knife, gilly was also terrified by a single plain linguine noodle yesterday. he does not have very much mental fortitude of any description
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Reposted by tuyere
to steal a great tweet:

“Star Trek is woke now”

the main characters of Deep Space Nine include Black Jesus, Bisexual Terrorist, Trans Worm, Doctor Twink with his boyfriend Fashion Lizard, Traumatized Goo, Communist Himbo, and Pro-Union Irishman
December 14, 2024 at 8:22 PM
truly awful work with this one
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
-probably not john waters, regrettably
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM