tuyere
@tuyere.bsky.social
a bear in a blood-red mackinaw /
with hungry dogs at bay
with hungry dogs at bay
i cropped my enraged bird’s face, powerless and wrapped in a towel for nail-clipping, and the crop makes him look uncannily like a space marine. for some reason i instantly knew little nixie is an Iron Warrior at heart
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
i cropped my enraged bird’s face, powerless and wrapped in a towel for nail-clipping, and the crop makes him look uncannily like a space marine. for some reason i instantly knew little nixie is an Iron Warrior at heart
getting top through the flap of your red union suit… the essence of canadian winter
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 AM
getting top through the flap of your red union suit… the essence of canadian winter
a space marine named Trenbolonius
January 30, 2026 at 12:09 AM
a space marine named Trenbolonius
there should be dprk-style salons where you have maybe 15 or so hairstyles to pick from. theyll put them on big boards to point to. they’ll even pick for you. what i’m saying is, release me from haircut indecision samsara
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
there should be dprk-style salons where you have maybe 15 or so hairstyles to pick from. theyll put them on big boards to point to. they’ll even pick for you. what i’m saying is, release me from haircut indecision samsara
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owned, you piece a shit
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 AM
owned, you piece a shit
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A clinically depressed newscaster with Disco Elysium music
YouTube video by AILLBREAKFAST
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
i have lost control of my life
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 AM
i have lost control of my life
i would commit unspeakable evils against my fellow
man for a nice fresh Orbitz
man for a nice fresh Orbitz
Orbitz (1996-1998): A line of clear, non-carbonated beverages, filled with dozens of tiny, suspended balls of what was essentially gelatin. Came in flavors such as Raspberry Citrus, Blueberry Melon Strawberry, Pineapple-Banana-Cherry- Coconut, Vanilla Orange, Black Currant Berry, and Chocolate
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 AM
i would commit unspeakable evils against my fellow
man for a nice fresh Orbitz
man for a nice fresh Orbitz
think i might fire my talent agent, a zoomer who insists his name is Lucario
January 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
think i might fire my talent agent, a zoomer who insists his name is Lucario
i can’t believe i haven’t used clarified butter for frying yet. it’s like burning naphtha in a lamp after a lifetime of inhaling whale blubber smoke
January 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
i can’t believe i haven’t used clarified butter for frying yet. it’s like burning naphtha in a lamp after a lifetime of inhaling whale blubber smoke
peep this wack two-part polyether impression compound syringe w static mixing adjustable-angle tip
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 AM
peep this wack two-part polyether impression compound syringe w static mixing adjustable-angle tip
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just under the time limit let's goooooooooooooo
January 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
just under the time limit let's goooooooooooooo
The Fish Whisperer!! I think i have to unbutton my pants!! * starts jacking my shit*
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The Fish Whisperer!! I think i have to unbutton my pants!! * starts jacking my shit*
getting horned up from looking at the suntory boss logo for too long
January 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
getting horned up from looking at the suntory boss logo for too long
bought a ‘spider skimmer’ because it sounded like a star wars vehicle, turns out to be great for perogi, dumpling etc. how fortuitous
January 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
bought a ‘spider skimmer’ because it sounded like a star wars vehicle, turns out to be great for perogi, dumpling etc. how fortuitous
little bird nixie said ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴍʀ ᴜɢʟʏ, ɴɪᴄᴇ ʙᴜꜱꜱʏ to me as i uncovered their cage this morning. perhaps we should have taught him kinder things, who can say
December 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
little bird nixie said ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴍʀ ᴜɢʟʏ, ɴɪᴄᴇ ʙᴜꜱꜱʏ to me as i uncovered their cage this morning. perhaps we should have taught him kinder things, who can say
exploratorily cranking hog to 50s pinups in an attempt to experience peak boomer americana. keeping meticulous logs of all sessions for future generations to benefit from. living history…
December 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
exploratorily cranking hog to 50s pinups in an attempt to experience peak boomer americana. keeping meticulous logs of all sessions for future generations to benefit from. living history…
*warhorns sound from the next ridge*
the Goop Troop is here! and their auxiliaries, the Cream Team!
the Goop Troop is here! and their auxiliaries, the Cream Team!
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
*warhorns sound from the next ridge*
the Goop Troop is here! and their auxiliaries, the Cream Team!
the Goop Troop is here! and their auxiliaries, the Cream Team!
i wanna suck you a very dicksmas
December 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i wanna suck you a very dicksmas
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STOP EVERYTHING, NEW US CSB VIDEO
the best use of my tax dollars, succinct clear animations showing industrial disasters
youtu.be/35FkCArjLU0
the best use of my tax dollars, succinct clear animations showing industrial disasters
youtu.be/35FkCArjLU0
Low Pressure, Fatal Consequence: Explosion at Yenkin-Majestic
YouTube video by USCSB
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
STOP EVERYTHING, NEW US CSB VIDEO
the best use of my tax dollars, succinct clear animations showing industrial disasters
youtu.be/35FkCArjLU0
the best use of my tax dollars, succinct clear animations showing industrial disasters
youtu.be/35FkCArjLU0
1-hit KOed by this post
December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
1-hit KOed by this post
phrygian caps are coming back. i got a feeling about it
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
phrygian caps are coming back. i got a feeling about it
L: amazon m3 socket head cap screw, $12.07/100
R: mcmaster-carr m3 shcs, $11.55 / 100
BUY YOUR FASTENERS FROM A REAL VENDOR, FOLKS
R: mcmaster-carr m3 shcs, $11.55 / 100
BUY YOUR FASTENERS FROM A REAL VENDOR, FOLKS
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
L: amazon m3 socket head cap screw, $12.07/100
R: mcmaster-carr m3 shcs, $11.55 / 100
BUY YOUR FASTENERS FROM A REAL VENDOR, FOLKS
R: mcmaster-carr m3 shcs, $11.55 / 100
BUY YOUR FASTENERS FROM A REAL VENDOR, FOLKS