tuyere
@tuyere.bsky.social
a bear in a blood-red mackinaw /
with hungry dogs at bay
with hungry dogs at bay
little bird nixie thinks he’s a person and just sits at the dining room table some times
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
little bird nixie thinks he’s a person and just sits at the dining room table some times
lol nixie is eating poop from the toilet
August 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
lol nixie is eating poop from the toilet
big news; today mr nixie bird said “do you want some fucking bussy” in front of multiple witnesses. we can’t take him anywhere any more. we didn’t even deliberately teach him most of that!! just the bussy part!!
August 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
big news; today mr nixie bird said “do you want some fucking bussy” in front of multiple witnesses. we can’t take him anywhere any more. we didn’t even deliberately teach him most of that!! just the bussy part!!
my facebook ads are now 100% BUY COCAINE NOW by volume. perfect curation
August 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
my facebook ads are now 100% BUY COCAINE NOW by volume. perfect curation
fuck you. eat my shit wendys
July 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
fuck you. eat my shit wendys
well, we finally know why there’s always poop in the bird’s water dish. does anybody want a defective bird
July 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
well, we finally know why there’s always poop in the bird’s water dish. does anybody want a defective bird
now THAT’S a hell of a brand
July 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
now THAT’S a hell of a brand
at this point i check facebook largely for the insane ads; CHOOSE YOUR MEDICINE in particular has been delighting me all this week
July 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
at this point i check facebook largely for the insane ads; CHOOSE YOUR MEDICINE in particular has been delighting me all this week
facebook is doing incredible things with ads
June 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
facebook is doing incredible things with ads
little budgie nixie is obsessed with mountain dew code red at the moment. look at this bold motherfucker
May 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
little budgie nixie is obsessed with mountain dew code red at the moment. look at this bold motherfucker
took nixie the little bird to the vet. they had to put him in the Shame Tub to weigh him. little man is in the stasis tube
April 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
took nixie the little bird to the vet. they had to put him in the Shame Tub to weigh him. little man is in the stasis tube
look at this motherfucker
December 2, 2024 at 10:06 PM
look at this motherfucker
found a new type of pickup truck guy
September 29, 2024 at 7:23 PM
found a new type of pickup truck guy
really getting sick of these guys
September 28, 2024 at 8:17 PM
really getting sick of these guys
baby dentures, never worn
November 4, 2023 at 3:17 AM
baby dentures, never worn
- isildur at mount doom, after being asked to please wash his dick
October 21, 2023 at 9:03 PM
- isildur at mount doom, after being asked to please wash his dick