future ass-ass-in
@turtwurt.bsky.social
He/They | Adult | The One and Only Pookie
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me when i show up to the chronic pain imposter syndrome competition and see myself in a mirror
September 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
me when i show up to the chronic pain imposter syndrome competition and see myself in a mirror
just started a new island and my first 2 neighbors are Diva and Dom.
September 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
just started a new island and my first 2 neighbors are Diva and Dom.
FUTON ACQUIRED BTW
ough i NEED my futon
September 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
FUTON ACQUIRED BTW
update: i am now the owner of one (1) labubu
i have no fucking clue what a labubu is and at this point im not sure i want to know. ill just keep beung confused thanks
September 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
update: i am now the owner of one (1) labubu
WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY.
I DONT HAVE ANY INTERNET UNTIL TOMORROW AND IM BORED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND!!!!! I HAVE THE PHYSICAL GAME CARTRIDGE I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAME!!!!!
I DONT HAVE ANY INTERNET UNTIL TOMORROW AND IM BORED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND!!!!! I HAVE THE PHYSICAL GAME CARTRIDGE I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAME!!!!!
September 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY.
I DONT HAVE ANY INTERNET UNTIL TOMORROW AND IM BORED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND!!!!! I HAVE THE PHYSICAL GAME CARTRIDGE I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAME!!!!!
I DONT HAVE ANY INTERNET UNTIL TOMORROW AND IM BORED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND!!!!! I HAVE THE PHYSICAL GAME CARTRIDGE I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAME!!!!!
i have no fucking clue what a labubu is and at this point im not sure i want to know. ill just keep beung confused thanks
July 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i have no fucking clue what a labubu is and at this point im not sure i want to know. ill just keep beung confused thanks
I THINK MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT JUST GOT TERMINATED???? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO???
July 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I THINK MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT JUST GOT TERMINATED???? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO???
after almost 24 hours of playtime... finally beat my 5th balatro run. everybody clap
June 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
after almost 24 hours of playtime... finally beat my 5th balatro run. everybody clap
god gives his toughest battles (tummy hurt) to her strongest soldiers (gambling addict)
June 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
god gives his toughest battles (tummy hurt) to her strongest soldiers (gambling addict)
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i keep wondering why im obsessed with the childhood friend trope and then i remember that im in love with and dating my childhood friend lmaoooo 😔
June 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i keep wondering why im obsessed with the childhood friend trope and then i remember that im in love with and dating my childhood friend lmaoooo 😔
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>Only just heard of Horse Race Test
>Try looking it up
>Frame 1 porn
>Loads of yuri fanart
>Finally find source material
>It's this
>Try looking it up
>Frame 1 porn
>Loads of yuri fanart
>Finally find source material
>It's this
April 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
>Only just heard of Horse Race Test
>Try looking it up
>Frame 1 porn
>Loads of yuri fanart
>Finally find source material
>It's this
>Try looking it up
>Frame 1 porn
>Loads of yuri fanart
>Finally find source material
>It's this
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April 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
ough i think i just got exorcised
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
ough i think i just got exorcised
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all of human knowledge at my fingertips
March 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
all of human knowledge at my fingertips
desperately tryimg not to infodump unprompted about the latest disease im into because i have to work
March 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
desperately tryimg not to infodump unprompted about the latest disease im into because i have to work
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Just bumped into an old friend.
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just bumped into an old friend.
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stop gasting my flabbers. I'm overgasted brah
February 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
stop gasting my flabbers. I'm overgasted brah
sigh.... i miss my septum ring, tails...... i miss her a lot...... ill be back........
February 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
sigh.... i miss my septum ring, tails...... i miss her a lot...... ill be back........
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idiot4idiot relationship real
February 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
idiot4idiot relationship real