@turtlesinarace.bsky.social
Welcome to my profile, enjoy your stay. Play lots of Hearthstone. (he/him) Est. 1997 ©
Thought this was galloping ghost for a sec and got so scared
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Thought this was galloping ghost for a sec and got so scared
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Zuck: The average American has three friends.
May 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
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Me reciting The Scout Law in middle school:
A scout is sexy, confident, so intelligent, she is heaven sent, so soft, so strong.
A scout is sexy, confident, so intelligent, she is heaven sent, so soft, so strong.
March 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Me reciting The Scout Law in middle school:
A scout is sexy, confident, so intelligent, she is heaven sent, so soft, so strong.
A scout is sexy, confident, so intelligent, she is heaven sent, so soft, so strong.
I really thought #DaredevilBornAgain was going to be good
March 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I really thought #DaredevilBornAgain was going to be good
Got excited because half alive is coming to Chicago but it’s for lolla 😭
March 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Got excited because half alive is coming to Chicago but it’s for lolla 😭
Might leave this app because I muted all the words so every fucking post is a screenshot like this.
Holy fuck talk about something, ANYTHING else.
Holy fuck talk about something, ANYTHING else.
March 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Might leave this app because I muted all the words so every fucking post is a screenshot like this.
Holy fuck talk about something, ANYTHING else.
Holy fuck talk about something, ANYTHING else.
Begging the general public to learn what an ad blocker is
In London last night I overheard some friends talking about how they all share this one illegal link to White Lotus and 80 percent of the time you click it and it’s porn but if you keep trying it eventually works. Everything is kinda like this now
March 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Begging the general public to learn what an ad blocker is
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Futurama predicting the rise of AI girlfriends twenty years ago. If only the zoomers has watched this propaganda film in middle school hygiene.
March 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Futurama predicting the rise of AI girlfriends twenty years ago. If only the zoomers has watched this propaganda film in middle school hygiene.
Just saw someone fan cast Tom holland as Ellis and almost left the l4d2 subreddit
March 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just saw someone fan cast Tom holland as Ellis and almost left the l4d2 subreddit
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bro my grocery store launched a sports betting app im never gonna be able to afford eggs again
March 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
bro my grocery store launched a sports betting app im never gonna be able to afford eggs again
My brain at least 8 times a night:
March 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My brain at least 8 times a night:
This algorithm sucks… what do I have to tweet to make it better??
FUTURAMA FUTURAMA BIOSHOCK LEFT4DEAD HEARTHSTONE MARVELSNAP BIOSHOCK INFINITE DEXTER WALKING DEAD FRIDAY THE 13th BEARS AGE OF MYTHOLOGY STEAM LEFT4DEAD 2 OVERWATCH ROLLER COASTERS SIX FLAGS CHICAGO ROGERS PARK THE LOOP
FUTURAMA FUTURAMA BIOSHOCK LEFT4DEAD HEARTHSTONE MARVELSNAP BIOSHOCK INFINITE DEXTER WALKING DEAD FRIDAY THE 13th BEARS AGE OF MYTHOLOGY STEAM LEFT4DEAD 2 OVERWATCH ROLLER COASTERS SIX FLAGS CHICAGO ROGERS PARK THE LOOP
March 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This algorithm sucks… what do I have to tweet to make it better??
FUTURAMA FUTURAMA BIOSHOCK LEFT4DEAD HEARTHSTONE MARVELSNAP BIOSHOCK INFINITE DEXTER WALKING DEAD FRIDAY THE 13th BEARS AGE OF MYTHOLOGY STEAM LEFT4DEAD 2 OVERWATCH ROLLER COASTERS SIX FLAGS CHICAGO ROGERS PARK THE LOOP
FUTURAMA FUTURAMA BIOSHOCK LEFT4DEAD HEARTHSTONE MARVELSNAP BIOSHOCK INFINITE DEXTER WALKING DEAD FRIDAY THE 13th BEARS AGE OF MYTHOLOGY STEAM LEFT4DEAD 2 OVERWATCH ROLLER COASTERS SIX FLAGS CHICAGO ROGERS PARK THE LOOP
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Top three hours I’ve put into video games has to be
Hearthstone
Minecraft
Left4Dead 2
Hearthstone
Minecraft
Left4Dead 2
March 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Top three hours I’ve put into video games has to be
Hearthstone
Minecraft
Left4Dead 2
Hearthstone
Minecraft
Left4Dead 2
Pro tip if you don’t answer the door they can’t serve you
(Bloomberg) - Car owners are missing their monthly payments at the highest rate in more than 30 years.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
March 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Pro tip if you don’t answer the door they can’t serve you
Just saw a job with my qualifications paying 100-250 a week. What a fucking joke
March 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just saw a job with my qualifications paying 100-250 a week. What a fucking joke
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March 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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“Perception without comprehension is a dangerous combination”
-Letuce twins (Bioshock Infinite)
holy lord I slept on this game 😩
-Letuce twins (Bioshock Infinite)
holy lord I slept on this game 😩
March 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
“Perception without comprehension is a dangerous combination”
-Letuce twins (Bioshock Infinite)
holy lord I slept on this game 😩
-Letuce twins (Bioshock Infinite)
holy lord I slept on this game 😩
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Best part about OCs is making intricate lore while trying to sleep and never writing it down
March 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Best part about OCs is making intricate lore while trying to sleep and never writing it down
Only thing I was surprised by was #4 top song, but Rav goes so hard in that so makes sense I listened to it so much.
December 5, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Only thing I was surprised by was #4 top song, but Rav goes so hard in that so makes sense I listened to it so much.