turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online
wide-based but shallow knowledge and the complete paralysis of the deed, that's what i'm bringing to the heist team baby. proud member of the labeled rude online posting network
watching third way consultants pivot in real time to assembling messaging opposing TRUMP ENDORSED, TRUMP SUPPORTED MAYOR MAMDANI
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
watching third way consultants pivot in real time to assembling messaging opposing TRUMP ENDORSED, TRUMP SUPPORTED MAYOR MAMDANI
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he's right. that IS easier than explaining it
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
he's right. that IS easier than explaining it
jeffries making it clear to mamdani that he expects him to use his DSA credibility to stamp out primary challenges to jeffries in public and then two days after mamdani publicly puts forth that effort, making sure to cross the aisle for this is some nasty work lol
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
jeffries making it clear to mamdani that he expects him to use his DSA credibility to stamp out primary challenges to jeffries in public and then two days after mamdani publicly puts forth that effort, making sure to cross the aisle for this is some nasty work lol
as recently as a year ago i was resigned to them making hagiographic revisionist scholarship about elon after he passes, and intellectually i still believe they will stubbornly insist on trying, but what an all-time run of legacy destruction
(they're still going to lost cause trump when he's gone)
(they're still going to lost cause trump when he's gone)
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
as recently as a year ago i was resigned to them making hagiographic revisionist scholarship about elon after he passes, and intellectually i still believe they will stubbornly insist on trying, but what an all-time run of legacy destruction
(they're still going to lost cause trump when he's gone)
(they're still going to lost cause trump when he's gone)
given a passing familiarity with how annoying this guy is just in all his public-facing appearances i'd be willing to bet the episode was not actually over the line for the rape party of america but instead his preening, similarly irritating coworkers are tired of his shit
Congressional Republicans have banned Dan Crenshaw from international travel for 3 months after an "alcohol-related episode during a [delegation trip] in Mexico," per POLITICO
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
given a passing familiarity with how annoying this guy is just in all his public-facing appearances i'd be willing to bet the episode was not actually over the line for the rape party of america but instead his preening, similarly irritating coworkers are tired of his shit
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when the group chats leak
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
when the group chats leak
trying to figure out whose lyrics "matching zip ties in her Maserati SUV" reminds me of the most
"Greene allegedly drove to Pennsylvania and paid a body-modification artist $500 to carve the wounds on her face, neck, and upper body, using a pattern she had provided in advance. Investigators later found matching zip ties in her Maserati SUV."
Again: matching zip ties in her Maserati SUV.
Again: matching zip ties in her Maserati SUV.
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
trying to figure out whose lyrics "matching zip ties in her Maserati SUV" reminds me of the most
josh alexander is pretty perfect as don callis's shithead enforcer
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
josh alexander is pretty perfect as don callis's shithead enforcer
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that statement of regret didn't hit like you planned huh
#BREAKING: Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Summers Will Not Finish Semester of Teaching as Harvard Investigates Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson
Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey E. Epstein.
www.thecrimson.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
that statement of regret didn't hit like you planned huh
tyler lemons
MORE: Under questioning by the judge, prosecutor Tyler Lemons said that he’s under orders from the Deputy Attorney Generals’s office not to disclose whether there is a declination memo recommending against the prosecution of Comey
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
tyler lemons
this man has clearly practiced this particular smug aristocratic sneer-face every day of his life and as far as i can tell it is his only actual skill
Q: Would a $2,000 tariff dividend check going to people be inflationary?
Bessent: Maybe we could persuade Americans to save that.
Bessent: Maybe we could persuade Americans to save that.
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
this man has clearly practiced this particular smug aristocratic sneer-face every day of his life and as far as i can tell it is his only actual skill
these are the only two posts i've ever seen from this man (there is a long thread under the second one; relevant, but i'm not reading it). they are not directly related but they firmly make me believe that if we put him on a diet of adderall and craft beer, we can create our own bluesky eric garland
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
these are the only two posts i've ever seen from this man (there is a long thread under the second one; relevant, but i'm not reading it). they are not directly related but they firmly make me believe that if we put him on a diet of adderall and craft beer, we can create our own bluesky eric garland
trading grayson to a place unable to be able to fix him in any meaningful way for yet another anonymous white guy who plugs into a COF/1B/DH rotation and whose political opinions you probably don't want to know is extremely mike elias behavior in every way except the raw team control given up
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
trading grayson to a place unable to be able to fix him in any meaningful way for yet another anonymous white guy who plugs into a COF/1B/DH rotation and whose political opinions you probably don't want to know is extremely mike elias behavior in every way except the raw team control given up
idly looking at the calendar and trying to figure out if it lines up for trump to pocket veto the epstein files bill when congress breaks for thanksgiving and wondering if he even has the organizational discipline to do so
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
idly looking at the calendar and trying to figure out if it lines up for trump to pocket veto the epstein files bill when congress breaks for thanksgiving and wondering if he even has the organizational discipline to do so
feeling a bit better about this one this second time i'm checking back in on it
i may no longer believe a better world is possible, but i do believe a funnier world is possible, and for the time being that might be enough
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
feeling a bit better about this one this second time i'm checking back in on it
olbermann returning for a fourth act of his american life (which has been ongoing for a few years now) as one of the less malevolent and more patently ridiculous members of nuzzi's 30 year age gap roster has been about as demeaning for him as he merits, i think. this is about where he should be.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
olbermann returning for a fourth act of his american life (which has been ongoing for a few years now) as one of the less malevolent and more patently ridiculous members of nuzzi's 30 year age gap roster has been about as demeaning for him as he merits, i think. this is about where he should be.
as many have noted if you wrote the character Olivia Nuzzi in your seedy political crime thriller precisely as she has conducted herself, you'd be rightly pilloried as a rank misogynist. you'd get points for the worm thing and probably all the RFK jr details in general though, that's inspired stuff
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
as many have noted if you wrote the character Olivia Nuzzi in your seedy political crime thriller precisely as she has conducted herself, you'd be rightly pilloried as a rank misogynist. you'd get points for the worm thing and probably all the RFK jr details in general though, that's inspired stuff
him forgiving her for sanford, getting engaged, and then her pulling the exact same shit with rfk is some real scorpion and frog shit, though you don't particularly feel bad for a frog who got fired for cause for sexual misconduct in 2017
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
him forgiving her for sanford, getting engaged, and then her pulling the exact same shit with rfk is some real scorpion and frog shit, though you don't particularly feel bad for a frog who got fired for cause for sexual misconduct in 2017
this is not the meanest spencer has ever been about maryland (i think one year in very early shutdown fullcast during a league preview he simply said "no one gives a shit about maryland" and moved on) but "the bud ice of purdues" is way up there (complimentary)
AFTER DARK:
- God can have a little hate of South Carolina, as a treat
- Sloppy wet messy Dabo goop
- More like Kirby Mean
- Which Purdue are you?
- The least likely team to ever become a Progrum is on the verge of becoming a Progrum
- Pat Narduzzi covers by 78 points 🎉
- God can have a little hate of South Carolina, as a treat
- Sloppy wet messy Dabo goop
- More like Kirby Mean
- Which Purdue are you?
- The least likely team to ever become a Progrum is on the verge of becoming a Progrum
- Pat Narduzzi covers by 78 points 🎉
AFTER DARK WEEK 12: God Hates South Carolina, and That's Okay | The Shutdown Fullcast
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November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
this is not the meanest spencer has ever been about maryland (i think one year in very early shutdown fullcast during a league preview he simply said "no one gives a shit about maryland" and moved on) but "the bud ice of purdues" is way up there (complimentary)
i will say that with some editorial attention and writerly discipline, there might be a decent if on the irritating high end of pulpy neo-noir in there, of the kind where you fuck a werewolf while solving the crime. is this something you want said of your memoir? thoughts vary
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i will say that with some editorial attention and writerly discipline, there might be a decent if on the irritating high end of pulpy neo-noir in there, of the kind where you fuck a werewolf while solving the crime. is this something you want said of your memoir? thoughts vary
"gossip girl hillbilly elegy but really trying to Do Something Stylistically, Sophomore Comp Style" really is a hatereader's ball situation. if andrea long chu isn't being offering four figures for her piece on it she should leave it to lesser writers and find better terrain
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"gossip girl hillbilly elegy but really trying to Do Something Stylistically, Sophomore Comp Style" really is a hatereader's ball situation. if andrea long chu isn't being offering four figures for her piece on it she should leave it to lesser writers and find better terrain
extremely funny she pretended for a year that it was just a sexting relationship because she had to save The Worm Conversation for the book tour
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
extremely funny she pretended for a year that it was just a sexting relationship because she had to save The Worm Conversation for the book tour
commas are in fact your friends, kids. very few of you, not statistically but realistically zero of you, can forgo them and still be readable.
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
commas are in fact your friends, kids. very few of you, not statistically but realistically zero of you, can forgo them and still be readable.
seething occupydem meme maker somewhere wondering why they got yelled at for putin/trump gay kiss deepfakes but the content creation world is going wild over clinton/trump. sorry fella, but context and quality do matter, in shitposting as in the rest of human communication
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
seething occupydem meme maker somewhere wondering why they got yelled at for putin/trump gay kiss deepfakes but the content creation world is going wild over clinton/trump. sorry fella, but context and quality do matter, in shitposting as in the rest of human communication
[meeting a dishonored npc for the first time in 7 years] man i forgot what a piece of shit this guy is [meeting another] man i forgot what a piece of shit this guy is [meeting a third] man i--
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
[meeting a dishonored npc for the first time in 7 years] man i forgot what a piece of shit this guy is [meeting another] man i forgot what a piece of shit this guy is [meeting a third] man i--