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wide-based but shallow knowledge and the complete paralysis of the deed, that's what i'm bringing to the heist team baby. proud member of the labeled rude online posting network
these are the only two posts i've ever seen from this man (there is a long thread under the second one; relevant, but i'm not reading it). they are not directly related but they firmly make me believe that if we put him on a diet of adderall and craft beer, we can create our own bluesky eric garland
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
these are the only two posts i've ever seen from this man (there is a long thread under the second one; relevant, but i'm not reading it). they are not directly related but they firmly make me believe that if we put him on a diet of adderall and craft beer, we can create our own bluesky eric garland
they're calling it "the most south carolina in-game stat ever devised"
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
they're calling it "the most south carolina in-game stat ever devised"
hope that il papa spoke to chris about his project choice while he was at it
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
hope that il papa spoke to chris about his project choice while he was at it
hello to brian cox
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
hello to brian cox
frankly it's too cool a look for him
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
frankly it's too cool a look for him
they actively want him in office for the 2026 midterms and ideally as the lame duck in 2028, guys. idk what to tell you. they're cowards but their cowardice presents diagnostically as cynicism.
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
they actively want him in office for the 2026 midterms and ideally as the lame duck in 2028, guys. idk what to tell you. they're cowards but their cowardice presents diagnostically as cynicism.
they're not cowards, they're collaborators, and the inability to tell the difference is why the okey-doke here is going to work
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
they're not cowards, they're collaborators, and the inability to tell the difference is why the okey-doke here is going to work
great faces in general in this show. love when you can pinpoint the exact moment when a bad dude decides he's going to kill his henchmen for being extremely stupid
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
great faces in general in this show. love when you can pinpoint the exact moment when a bad dude decides he's going to kill his henchmen for being extremely stupid
incredible face work by this guy pretty much constantly
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
incredible face work by this guy pretty much constantly
watching decision desk call the virginia AG race like
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
watching decision desk call the virginia AG race like
uh huh. feels like there's a redlining joke somewhere in here
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
uh huh. feels like there's a redlining joke somewhere in here
disrespectful sure and murdoch outlets deserve whatever bad things they get but this is still a REALLY good halloween bit
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
disrespectful sure and murdoch outlets deserve whatever bad things they get but this is still a REALLY good halloween bit
well well well look what outlet keeps showing up in every single recent pie-facing across all western revanchist media
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
well well well look what outlet keeps showing up in every single recent pie-facing across all western revanchist media
this genre of video is always Really Something, and that's usually pejorative, but this is probably the funniest combination of subject matter, thumbnail, and account that i've come across in it
October 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
this genre of video is always Really Something, and that's usually pejorative, but this is probably the funniest combination of subject matter, thumbnail, and account that i've come across in it
brings me no pleasure to report that you can tell this one is obviously fake. there's a grammar to the idiot president's yapping and this breaks most of the rules
October 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
brings me no pleasure to report that you can tell this one is obviously fake. there's a grammar to the idiot president's yapping and this breaks most of the rules
the kitchens of the united states, experienced solely through the eyes of, let's see here,
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the kitchens of the united states, experienced solely through the eyes of, let's see here,
you can trick teams into wearing all kinds of ugly stupid shit under the guise of Troop Respecting
October 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
you can trick teams into wearing all kinds of ugly stupid shit under the guise of Troop Respecting
paramount will get their way in the end because the story of our age is The Idiots With The Money Always Get To Win, but ellison is such a failson dope. zaslav literally pulled this move on all the WB execs he then fired or otherwise forced out as soon as the WBD merger closed, he knows these tricks
October 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
paramount will get their way in the end because the story of our age is The Idiots With The Money Always Get To Win, but ellison is such a failson dope. zaslav literally pulled this move on all the WB execs he then fired or otherwise forced out as soon as the WBD merger closed, he knows these tricks
this remains my mental image of him forever
October 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
this remains my mental image of him forever
it has the goods in a lot of the ways that matter for a VtM game rather than specifically a bloodlines sequel, one of which being that this is a character dress-up option you can make out of the box. you seem stuck with this...Slavic? Turkic? base character model though (there is also a male Phyre)
October 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
it has the goods in a lot of the ways that matter for a VtM game rather than specifically a bloodlines sequel, one of which being that this is a character dress-up option you can make out of the box. you seem stuck with this...Slavic? Turkic? base character model though (there is also a male Phyre)
taking noel's advice and approach from the latest swanboy.com but ending up like rona
October 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
taking noel's advice and approach from the latest swanboy.com but ending up like rona
remembering scott spiezio this morning for no particular reason beyond the fact that he was so 2006 America about this shit it ruined team-color hair styling to this very day
October 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
remembering scott spiezio this morning for no particular reason beyond the fact that he was so 2006 America about this shit it ruined team-color hair styling to this very day
the way you know this is a committed burial instead of getting-ahead-of-it spin control is this right here. politico prides itself as a full-service boutique outlet for, well, politicos who want to talk shit about dems and proles. they do not usually hit you with the (sic), they clean that up
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the way you know this is a committed burial instead of getting-ahead-of-it spin control is this right here. politico prides itself as a full-service boutique outlet for, well, politicos who want to talk shit about dems and proles. they do not usually hit you with the (sic), they clean that up