i allowed myself a cheat day snack of some stupid organic potato chips fried in ~avocado oil~ because they were on sale and i'm finishing up work before a week of vacation, so it's not all bad

it's so cool how some superstars in their own time just get completely fuckin zapped by the Merely Of His Era ray

they're giving the sons of anarchy/bastard executioner guy another biker show with jason momoa so your instincts that bikers may culturally return are sharp. or, you also saw that news article

giving the 50s airplane travel take when you couldn't even show up to the interview in a tie smh

it's funny because if they put bannon up there again he'd start snapping his fingers and going "yes, yes, here we go, get a move on it, send the marines down there"

trying to figure out whose "of course he didn't mean that you stupid children, freaking out about nothing, don't you get jokes?" tone delivering this message would irritate me most from the admin and i say give rubio a shot, he's been off mic the longest

every texas republican since cornyn has been a world-historically annoying shithead in bizarre ways completely contra to texas's own self-made rugged man mythos, and crenshaw, the mewling fake big boss eyepatch guy, is no exception

i know it would be a nightmare coding it or whatever but still very sad we don't get both norrises as distinct characters with team-up moves

i think this is gonna happen anyway since they're mainly corruption vehicles for mass book sales to circumvent donation laws, and they only went to kids books because they took less time to plausibly make than memoirs; chatgpt fixes that inefficiency

you were correct about auburn and ole miss, norman rockwell standing guy style (but less libertarian + insane)

i am an extreme pessimist about the guardrails that the democratic janitors who clean this up are going to put on punishing people for their behavior over the course of this admin, everyone important is gonna walk, but not the tylers lemon of the world; you're not protected, not at that pay grade

grim ending for "victoria," leaving just enough Real online material for an editor to viciously coup de grace you with a Humanizing Kicker

and the country's so fucked now their politics are basically inside the left-electoral tent at this point, so he'd have to resort to a monologue about his illegal handgun

all these guys just do that now

i actually had a joke here, which was that this is trump telling the american people to be cool after a score and not to flash that cash around in public, but i got too distracted by how much i hate this guy's fucking face