t*rner
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she/they. cat parent bisexual. lovergirl & full time hater. multitudes, etc
yet another day seeing the most beautiful woman i can imagine attending her first botox appointment
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
yet another day seeing the most beautiful woman i can imagine attending her first botox appointment
eugene just got up off the couch and said “i need to make covfefe”
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
eugene just got up off the couch and said “i need to make covfefe”
sometimes i’ll use spanish phrases when i speak to our cats, and today i just heard my partner ask “que pasó?” to howie in the kitchen lol
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
sometimes i’ll use spanish phrases when i speak to our cats, and today i just heard my partner ask “que pasó?” to howie in the kitchen lol
my rainy day angel 🪽
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
my rainy day angel 🪽
october was really the best of times worst of times… that month had me thinking about my therapist almost every day whew
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
october was really the best of times worst of times… that month had me thinking about my therapist almost every day whew
tony soprano is so hot, im watching that show like it’s an aphrodisiac… sometime soon my boyfriend’s gonna say we can’t watch it anymore. he’s tired
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
tony soprano is so hot, im watching that show like it’s an aphrodisiac… sometime soon my boyfriend’s gonna say we can’t watch it anymore. he’s tired
it’s going to pour in LA for a week starting tomorrow, do you guys think i should get ingredients for 3 different soups or is 2 ok?
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
it’s going to pour in LA for a week starting tomorrow, do you guys think i should get ingredients for 3 different soups or is 2 ok?
i support people doing what brings them joy but this girl i follow does her home renos in ~$200 dresses and delicate shoes and it drives me crazy 😭 just put some pants and boots on girl we don’t need all that
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i support people doing what brings them joy but this girl i follow does her home renos in ~$200 dresses and delicate shoes and it drives me crazy 😭 just put some pants and boots on girl we don’t need all that
pizza shop boy complimented my red gazelles today, then the market checkout teen pointed to my linen overshirt and said yellow was my color. im absolutely killing it with the gen z’s
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
pizza shop boy complimented my red gazelles today, then the market checkout teen pointed to my linen overshirt and said yellow was my color. im absolutely killing it with the gen z’s
please help why are they all $600
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
please help why are they all $600
if your job is draining your joy, i would recommend reading a cowboy romance. doesn’t fix the job but it DOES fix thinking about if outside office hours
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
if your job is draining your joy, i would recommend reading a cowboy romance. doesn’t fix the job but it DOES fix thinking about if outside office hours
with the support of a loving partner i have made sooooo much progress with my self criticism. instead of having to be perfect the first time i do something, i now only have to be perfect the second time 😇
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
with the support of a loving partner i have made sooooo much progress with my self criticism. instead of having to be perfect the first time i do something, i now only have to be perfect the second time 😇
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
recommend: leave the house w the love of your life at 3pm. get waylaid by your neighbors to gossip. try out a new coffee shop. eat tacos on the patio. browse every aisle of the discount home goods store. leave w two puzzles & a fucked up candle. see 2 cats in a stroller at the bevmo. then kiss a lot
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
recommend: leave the house w the love of your life at 3pm. get waylaid by your neighbors to gossip. try out a new coffee shop. eat tacos on the patio. browse every aisle of the discount home goods store. leave w two puzzles & a fucked up candle. see 2 cats in a stroller at the bevmo. then kiss a lot
physical spiritual and emotional needs being met by having a keke with one of your oldest friends, italian food, and agreeing your third friend need to get a divorce
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
physical spiritual and emotional needs being met by having a keke with one of your oldest friends, italian food, and agreeing your third friend need to get a divorce
never thought an IG copypasta would cure me but i’m genuinely fixing my body dysmorphia by going ohhh nooo… my lobster’s too buttery my steak’s too juicy…
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
never thought an IG copypasta would cure me but i’m genuinely fixing my body dysmorphia by going ohhh nooo… my lobster’s too buttery my steak’s too juicy…
the idea of doing shots is so funny. like yes…. we have to get drunker… but at the exact same time 💞
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
the idea of doing shots is so funny. like yes…. we have to get drunker… but at the exact same time 💞
learning exactly who is canadian on instagram tonight
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
learning exactly who is canadian on instagram tonight
crazy unhinged of my sister to tell me today that her and her boyfriend of 5 months got married a month ago
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
crazy unhinged of my sister to tell me today that her and her boyfriend of 5 months got married a month ago
88° in October the week of halloween
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
88° in October the week of halloween
i started my writing group at 7pm and was like “wow im sad i’ll miss the game” and everyone just left and i was like wait a second…. it’s still going
October 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
i started my writing group at 7pm and was like “wow im sad i’ll miss the game” and everyone just left and i was like wait a second…. it’s still going
learning this fall season that every soup is in real danger of me over seasoning it
October 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
learning this fall season that every soup is in real danger of me over seasoning it