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@turnerfofurner.bsky.social
she/they. cat parent bisexual. i’ve got books piled in teetering formations your mind couldn’t even comprehend
eugene just got up off the couch and said “i need to make covfefe”
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
eugene just got up off the couch and said “i need to make covfefe”
soooo true and here’s angel #2
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
soooo true and here’s angel #2
my rainy day angel 🪽
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
my rainy day angel 🪽
pizza shop boy complimented my red gazelles today, then the market checkout teen pointed to my linen overshirt and said yellow was my color. im absolutely killing it with the gen z’s
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
pizza shop boy complimented my red gazelles today, then the market checkout teen pointed to my linen overshirt and said yellow was my color. im absolutely killing it with the gen z’s
please help why are they all $600
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
please help why are they all $600
learning this fall season that every soup is in real danger of me over seasoning it
October 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
learning this fall season that every soup is in real danger of me over seasoning it
y’all mind if mama serves a lil?
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
y’all mind if mama serves a lil?
can’t wait to Uno Reverse this gent in his 50’s doing the windows … tell him how to do his job every few minutes…. generally hover and stare… touch the glass afterwards….my reparations (he’s innocent)
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
can’t wait to Uno Reverse this gent in his 50’s doing the windows … tell him how to do his job every few minutes…. generally hover and stare… touch the glass afterwards….my reparations (he’s innocent)
first watch in our new place, appropriate considering we’ve been doing a LOT of window watching
October 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
first watch in our new place, appropriate considering we’ve been doing a LOT of window watching
me when someone asks me what to do with a bug in a family that relocates bugs instead of smashing them
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
me when someone asks me what to do with a bug in a family that relocates bugs instead of smashing them
it’s kinda giving….
October 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
it’s kinda giving….
my beloved (these gorgeous tulips) vs my partner’s beloved (this perfect 1st edition of beloved he scored on ebay for $15)
October 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
my beloved (these gorgeous tulips) vs my partner’s beloved (this perfect 1st edition of beloved he scored on ebay for $15)
Finished Andor, obligatory viewing!
September 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Finished Andor, obligatory viewing!
my grandma requested I arrange a movie night with this feature, apparently my papí would sing “Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets” to her. Let me tell you. I was NOT ready for Lola
September 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
my grandma requested I arrange a movie night with this feature, apparently my papí would sing “Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets” to her. Let me tell you. I was NOT ready for Lola
we need more movies with cat sidekicks! more cats in movies!
September 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
we need more movies with cat sidekicks! more cats in movies!
i loooooove being an atheist. rapture woes? not me! the only thing i lose my mind about is the moon being in gatorade
September 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i loooooove being an atheist. rapture woes? not me! the only thing i lose my mind about is the moon being in gatorade