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she/they. cat parent bisexual. i’ve got books piled in teetering formations your mind couldn’t even comprehend
tony soprano is so hot, im watching that show like it’s an aphrodisiac… sometime soon my boyfriend’s gonna say we can’t watch it anymore. he’s tired
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
tony soprano is so hot, im watching that show like it’s an aphrodisiac… sometime soon my boyfriend’s gonna say we can’t watch it anymore. he’s tired
it’s going to pour in LA for a week starting tomorrow, do you guys think i should get ingredients for 3 different soups or is 2 ok?
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
it’s going to pour in LA for a week starting tomorrow, do you guys think i should get ingredients for 3 different soups or is 2 ok?
i support people doing what brings them joy but this girl i follow does her home renos in ~$200 dresses and delicate shoes and it drives me crazy 😭 just put some pants and boots on girl we don’t need all that
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i support people doing what brings them joy but this girl i follow does her home renos in ~$200 dresses and delicate shoes and it drives me crazy 😭 just put some pants and boots on girl we don’t need all that
pizza shop boy complimented my red gazelles today, then the market checkout teen pointed to my linen overshirt and said yellow was my color. im absolutely killing it with the gen z’s
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
pizza shop boy complimented my red gazelles today, then the market checkout teen pointed to my linen overshirt and said yellow was my color. im absolutely killing it with the gen z’s
please help why are they all $600
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
please help why are they all $600
if your job is draining your joy, i would recommend reading a cowboy romance. doesn’t fix the job but it DOES fix thinking about if outside office hours
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
if your job is draining your joy, i would recommend reading a cowboy romance. doesn’t fix the job but it DOES fix thinking about if outside office hours
with the support of a loving partner i have made sooooo much progress with my self criticism. instead of having to be perfect the first time i do something, i now only have to be perfect the second time 😇
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
with the support of a loving partner i have made sooooo much progress with my self criticism. instead of having to be perfect the first time i do something, i now only have to be perfect the second time 😇
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
recommend: leave the house w the love of your life at 3pm. get waylaid by your neighbors to gossip. try out a new coffee shop. eat tacos on the patio. browse every aisle of the discount home goods store. leave w two puzzles & a fucked up candle. see 2 cats in a stroller at the bevmo. then kiss a lot
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
recommend: leave the house w the love of your life at 3pm. get waylaid by your neighbors to gossip. try out a new coffee shop. eat tacos on the patio. browse every aisle of the discount home goods store. leave w two puzzles & a fucked up candle. see 2 cats in a stroller at the bevmo. then kiss a lot
physical spiritual and emotional needs being met by having a keke with one of your oldest friends, italian food, and agreeing your third friend need to get a divorce
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
physical spiritual and emotional needs being met by having a keke with one of your oldest friends, italian food, and agreeing your third friend need to get a divorce
never thought an IG copypasta would cure me but i’m genuinely fixing my body dysmorphia by going ohhh nooo… my lobster’s too buttery my steak’s too juicy…
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
never thought an IG copypasta would cure me but i’m genuinely fixing my body dysmorphia by going ohhh nooo… my lobster’s too buttery my steak’s too juicy…
the idea of doing shots is so funny. like yes…. we have to get drunker… but at the exact same time 💞
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
the idea of doing shots is so funny. like yes…. we have to get drunker… but at the exact same time 💞
learning exactly who is canadian on instagram tonight
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
learning exactly who is canadian on instagram tonight
crazy unhinged of my sister to tell me today that her and her boyfriend of 5 months got married a month ago
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
crazy unhinged of my sister to tell me today that her and her boyfriend of 5 months got married a month ago
88° in October the week of halloween
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
88° in October the week of halloween
i started my writing group at 7pm and was like “wow im sad i’ll miss the game” and everyone just left and i was like wait a second…. it’s still going
October 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
i started my writing group at 7pm and was like “wow im sad i’ll miss the game” and everyone just left and i was like wait a second…. it’s still going
learning this fall season that every soup is in real danger of me over seasoning it
October 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
learning this fall season that every soup is in real danger of me over seasoning it
y’all mind if mama serves a lil?
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
y’all mind if mama serves a lil?
you ever try to reduce your SEO
October 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
you ever try to reduce your SEO
posting on here is depressing because i know what used to do numbers on twitter, and my love for the game was directly tied to amusing my top 5 parasocial relationships 😩
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
posting on here is depressing because i know what used to do numbers on twitter, and my love for the game was directly tied to amusing my top 5 parasocial relationships 😩
much like a man believing the stripper is in love with him, i believe the trader joe’s employee likes what i picked at the checkout
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
much like a man believing the stripper is in love with him, i believe the trader joe’s employee likes what i picked at the checkout
tragically never see my own name in popular media except in that Chewey commercial where it’s the dog’s name
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
tragically never see my own name in popular media except in that Chewey commercial where it’s the dog’s name
i have been a professional window cleaner for ~12 years (off and on, but most recently as last year up to this March) and there are window cleaners at our apt complex right now and i’m so excited
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i have been a professional window cleaner for ~12 years (off and on, but most recently as last year up to this March) and there are window cleaners at our apt complex right now and i’m so excited