Turleyd
@turleyd.bsky.social
Blue girl in a red state, Behavior analyst, pattern recognizer, with occasional witty observations seeks others to join me whilst screaming into the abyss
I’m sorry but the least Indiana could do for its citizens is legalize weed
March 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m sorry but the least Indiana could do for its citizens is legalize weed
Saw a book at work called, “Taking Care of Yourself.” It was an instructional book for kids on how to take care of different aspects of health. The book opened to a chapter on masturbation. I look at my boss and said, “Oh, a chapter on masturbation- it’s a touchy subject.” Thankfully she laughed
January 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Saw a book at work called, “Taking Care of Yourself.” It was an instructional book for kids on how to take care of different aspects of health. The book opened to a chapter on masturbation. I look at my boss and said, “Oh, a chapter on masturbation- it’s a touchy subject.” Thankfully she laughed
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Who else is really looking forward to not watching the Inauguration?
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January 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Who else is really looking forward to not watching the Inauguration?
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Trump literally wants Greenland because he’s too stupid to realize it’s not as big as it looks in 2 dimensional maps
January 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Trump literally wants Greenland because he’s too stupid to realize it’s not as big as it looks in 2 dimensional maps
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Would Greeenland, Canada and the Canal Zone each get two senators and the appropriate number of House members? Asking for a former democracy...
January 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Would Greeenland, Canada and the Canal Zone each get two senators and the appropriate number of House members? Asking for a former democracy...
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If any assignment editors are reading -- I bet a full accounting of all the financial support Elon Musk and his companies received from the federal government would make for great reading when he inevitably tells all the poors they have to start making sacrifices.
November 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
If any assignment editors are reading -- I bet a full accounting of all the financial support Elon Musk and his companies received from the federal government would make for great reading when he inevitably tells all the poors they have to start making sacrifices.
Conversation at work:
Q- Does anyone else talk to themselves??
Me- Not only do I talk to myself, but more often, I laugh at my own jokes for daaaaaaaaaaaaaays!
Q- Does anyone else talk to themselves??
Me- Not only do I talk to myself, but more often, I laugh at my own jokes for daaaaaaaaaaaaaays!
November 23, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Conversation at work:
Q- Does anyone else talk to themselves??
Me- Not only do I talk to myself, but more often, I laugh at my own jokes for daaaaaaaaaaaaaays!
Q- Does anyone else talk to themselves??
Me- Not only do I talk to myself, but more often, I laugh at my own jokes for daaaaaaaaaaaaaays!
Why are everyone’s headlights so freaking bright?
November 23, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Why are everyone’s headlights so freaking bright?
I’m Turleyd. I know it sounds painful and I won’t lie- it sometimes is
November 19, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I’m Turleyd. I know it sounds painful and I won’t lie- it sometimes is