what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava

Men , this is the year your dick size is gonna increase like crazy. Im talking 3x gains. Im talking wide ass puds the size of trash can lids

My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.

Went to the dicksucking factory today to visit your work, was shocked and disgusted by what I saw: quality control through the floor, with employee KPIs only concerning repeat bookings/minimal downtime between dicks. Sad but familiar… private equity got its claws in yet another American institution.

they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand

Every Movement In Man’s Burrito-Eating Technique Informed By Past Burrito Tragedies
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as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

I'm going to an all-you-can-shit toilet

Premiering now! It’s our edit of Name Change Night! Catch up now in advance of Name Change Night 2 on Nov 5!

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jacking off is unrealistic